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*stepping out of a time machine in 2007* I come from the future - the most consequential men in society are the hosts of the Man Show, Fear Factor, and the Apprentice

This kid is all of us.

“Your Honor, I may have eaten the evidence, but I still want the sandwich thrower tossed in jail.” – Jeannie Pirro

Jeanine Pirro is finally leaving the White House tonight after this morning's press conference.

Interesting fact about donkeys: they will stomp predators to death. It’s why many farmers and ranchers keep donkeys around more vulnerable livestock.

LMAO!!!!!!! This post wins the internet today. Let’s send out billionaires to Mars so we don’t become Mars!

“🎶I always feel like, somebody’s WATCHING MEEEEEEE!🎶

“We are playing with our friend mom”!!

Strangely enough, this wouldn’t surprise me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Supreme Court my ass

Now this would be a Snow White remake that I’d watch.

I’m middle aged, but I’m beginning to feel like the late 15th Century Inquisition.

Now there’s a thought!

welcome to 2025

Boosting the signal!

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Bozeman: Truck driver leaps from his rig with a hammer and threatens protesters. Thanks to the gentleman in the black shirt for being the Good Samaritan.

If you’re gonna be a Christian coffee shop, I’d better see a HUGE cross or one of those fish symbols so I can avoid you like the plague. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

David Huerta has been released. Here he is embracing his wife outside the Roybal courthouse

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It’s official. I’m a spinster now.

Everyone loses

They would just rename the Joe Biden's Fault

Grab your tarps folks, b/c the men are getting overly emotional. These two need to smile more. In all honesty, though, this backyard wrestling match is a distraction from the rapid destruction of whatever sliver of civil rights we’ve had in this country.

But officer...

Stephen King knows horror better than anyone.

People so often overlook the importance of good penmanship.

Hahaha

I, for one, welcome our new Jovian asteroid overlords.

I’m right there with you Charlotte! Tired of the DNC’s platitudinous pleas for my $$ in turn for their lack of measurable actions!

I’ll be honest, if it weren’t for cats on the internet, I think I’d disconnect from it at home.

Yesterday, Robert Prevost asked everyone to start calling him by a different name. And they did. No outrage or shaming over this request. See how easy it is to honor other people's benign wishes?

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Get some rest and go to a protest.

Elbows up, Canada! 🇨🇦 Get out there and vote. Don’t let what is happening to us, happen to you.