It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres

absolute filth www.news.com.au/technology/s...

How about this headline, eh? More of this, please.

The bill only forces the release of unclassified information. Pass it on.

HAYES: “2 female reporters asking obviously totally newsworthy Q’s — one gets called ‘PIGGY’ the other gets called ‘INSUBORDINATE’ because she didn’t bow and scrape to the Saudi King.”

For my newsletter, I wrote about Olivia Nuzzi and the older men who have taken advantage of her her whole life. www.burnsnotice.com/olivia-nuzzi...

Why would Jeffrey Epstein kill himself in jail if he had this much leverage of the one person who could give him a full pardon?

just out of frame: a bone saw

In case anyone here is wondering what they're missing over on Elon's site...

Wrote about @zamosta.bsky.social's wonderful op-ed in the NY Times regarding how the biggest tech companies actually did, in the past, push back against gov't overreach, but almost all of which have decided to capitulate and see what they can get for themselves now...

The actor and creator of Mr Inbetween is sitting in front of me on the plane. One of the greatest Australian series of the last 10 years.

Just gonna shamelessly share my academic article on Balaji and The Network State onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/...

There are seven British business men who have surrounded me at the airport gate who are talking loudly think they have invented a word “comfortability”… do I tell them? They also refused to move for someone in a wheelchair disembarking from the plane

Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

Saying the quiet parts out loud - my thoughts on James Watson and the news this week medium.com/@ElaineStead...

Ahaaa

a five-dollar fuckyou

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Why is everyone in Sydney so good looking

if we elect a muslim socialist as mayor of new york city on the same day dick cheney died i’ll never take another note from a development exec telling me a plot point was “too on the nose”

If you are ever feeling down may I recommend a look at the RSPCA animals for adoption page - if you are going to scroll, scroll that

He’s an idiot

Never describe a woman as blooming. Ick www.news.com.au/entertainmen...

Thank goodness

It’s so lovely at an airport on a Sunday as family members pick people up at the gate and it’s beautiful. Just saw a Dad so happy his daughter and granddaughter arrived he was crying

Walking around a shopping centre today and thought I recognised my Yr 6 teacher and my sister said I was insane as she would be dead. I walked up to her asked if her last name was Stapleton and she said “why yes”…anyway it’s been 39 years since I saw her and she is now 84 and my brain’s still got it

The abuser formal known as Prince

love watching the “i am the great cornholio” generation being mad at the six seven generation

Watching S2 of Nobody Wants This and can’t shake the feeling that Joanne is selfish and annoying and I can’t root for her

Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Test

I volunteer as tribute www.news.com.au/national/pol...

Feeling solidarity with the United States right now looking at all the #nokings rally posts - I’ve spent a lot of time there and genuinely have loved the US for so long. “I’m just mad as hell because I loved this place for so long” www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FAT...

if you'd like an infuriating (and sometimes a little funny) weekend read

I have an irrational hatred of oasis

incredible photo

Shout out to all the people in the lounge who are here on a Sunday in a suit FIFO ing for the week ahead

An email from Prince Andrew to convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein shows the pair remained in touch after the Duke of York had previously claimed they had ceased contact. satpa.pe/1v3qtJR

Amazing

Cue Billie Eilish’s Bad Guy

So I watched the Victoria Beckham documentary and while I absolutely did see a girl with self esteem tied together with fairy floss the concession that she oversaw a company that spent 75k on plants on her business and then paid for watering I was not shocked her co had financial problems

"Grandpa, what was 2025 like?" "You know that feeling when you go down stairs in the dark and you think there's one more step but there isn't? Like that."

Look…. Dedicating this to 🍊💩is what people dedicated to peace would do. But honestly, wtf… this just enables this shitty human who is actually trying to undermine democracy

That this is even a thing is why he will never get it. Also I feel sorry for the person that does get it, because the lede will be about Trump not getting it and the tantrum that he throws.

Hey, you guys? Is it a good sign or a bad sign if the prosecution is just getting its hands around the evidence *after* it criminally charged the former FBI director?

Best songs of the last 50 years to add to my playlist for 50th birthday…: Go!

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns