Monday

Check under the keyboard.

A man that old calling himself "kid" needs his browser history investigated.

www.bbc.com/news/article... Do you feel old yet?

😂 About right - lol

Has Norway been nuked yet?

Just inhaled a biscuit crumb. Not fun. Thought I was going to turn my lungs inside out.

Lost: one mojo, slightly used. If found please return to owner.

Antifa 1944 style

Having one of those days where I forget everything I put down. Now wandering around looking for the thingymaggig

Pisshill

Me : it's upside down, you know? Him: it fucking isn't. Me: look it up Him: *sound of furious googling* fuck Me: you just failed your british citizenship test. Him: *nervous giggle*

My neighbour has just hung a Union Flag from his house. It is upside down. Do I tell him?

Myths of nuclear graphite in World War II, with original translations www.osti.gov/servlets/pur...

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Who could be so stupid as to want to be leader of the Tory party at this time? Oh...

Dammit Ming the Merciless, your aim is getting worse.

I have new earbuds and this is making me irrationally happy.

The Bible.

And with that, I am going back to my bunker.

Due to events in America, Halloween 2025 is cancelled. Nothing can be scarier than that.

Stalin purged the officer corps, and that worked so well in 1941.

As I said previously...

Anyone else have a hankering for the golden olden days when all we had to worry about was dying of COVID or finding a toilet roll?

Answered. Thank you.

MOT day. Thoughts and Prayers, please.

Age yourself with a film you saw as a kid

Where's Drake when you need him? Probably playing bloody bowls again.

This was inevitable

In discussion with a computer scientist from the University of Cambridge last night: Me: "you've described some of the things that AI is good at. How would you describe the category of things it's not good at? **pause** Him: "Anything where it has to be right".

On air for 36 hours in aid of Finley's Touch, at 9am, you can tune in www.brfm.net and donate here: www.justgiving.com/page/peter-f...

This can just fuck right off. You'll have to force your ID card into my cold dead fingers.

Orcs are real youtu.be/pUyKI13S-yY?...

Not even a rapture replacement bus. Most disappointing

I guess I wasn't chosen.

Likewise, and Nana Mouscouri. Frank was Mum's favourite.

He is completely mad, you know?

If we don't get a rapture today, do I get my money back?

youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?... Oh why not?

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I have things planned for Wednesday.

"No more foreign wars except the ones to divert attention from the Epstein files"