Any article which begins with the words "is it true that..." the answer will always be "no".

Went out shopping. I melted more than the frozen fish.

Ever wanted to get a professional academic take on the things we hear about the Nazis and the occult in things like Indiana Jones? Check out the latest episode of the @holocaustpod.bsky.social!

Trilobite footprints. Posting a new daylight photo because the previous one was too dark to properly see the details in this sedimentary rock with trace fossils. Happy to say this one is now part of my collection. #Fossils #Trilobite #Paleontology #SedimentaryRock

Sunday Friends #3 @mochachaiguy.bsky.social @wicked-lizzie.bsky.social @joansb.bsky.social @glofern44.bsky.social @moberzan.bsky.social @boldsea.bsky.social @twinsfan81.bsky.social @bluesnowflake.bsky.social @oxide0ne.bsky.social @fairydogma.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social

I voted for britainsfavouritebutterfly.co.uk/butterfly/du... Duke of Burgundy

Giving Fossify Messages a go. Looks the biz.

I'm going to start signing off emails with "fasten your seatbelts lolly lickers". youtu.be/VISjbPrHixI

All I want is a simple app, no ads, that can send and recieve text messages like it is 1997. Is that too much to ask? Apparently it is. FU Samsung & Google

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... Well that's not winning my vote back.

Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.

Timeline dammit! So here is a Marsh Fritillary to compensate for the autocorrect typo

Timeliness cleanse: Duke of Burgundy butterfly

This is absolute quality. #ChooseLove

Results Age xkcd.com/3245/

Has he gone yet? No, not him, HIM.

Wes Anderson's Fight Club

*Taps the sign*

Today is a good day to release the still missing 98% of the Epstein files.

Paul Gascoigne has just gone into Downing Street with a fishing rod, a chicken and a 4 pack of lager.

It's now a question of when, not if. Bye bye Steer Calmer.

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Slightly increase a band: Red Floyd

Slightly increase a band: Neil Young and Psychopathic Horse

Slightly increase a band: Megatramp

Chrome silently installs a 4 GB local LLM on your computer

I feel the epithet "tosser" has become underused, so I propose introducing it as the proper form of address for any member or voter of Deform.

Got a new Deform UK councilor? Fly tipping? Email them. Bus route scrapped? Email them. Streetlights out? Email them. Local school closed? Email them. Pavement like the Somme? Email them. Make the bastards work.

Spent today with a group of people I barely know. Now reliving every moment wondering if I did or say anything embarrassing. Anyone? #SocialAnxiety

Look Steer Calmer, you have an enormous majority (for now) so slam through electoral reform before the general election.

Aliens? Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files Epstein files

I think I am going to ignore social media for a bit and get pissed.

The Melon Farmers can Foxtrot Oscar. Here ends my election analysis.

IC Assemble! @almurray.bsky.social

Sick of this ever-expanding surveillance state? Want to claw back your privacy? You can do so by supporting EFF! eff.org/spring

Is "Shoot all the billionaires" an option?

I am suffering that most modern ailment: delivery anxiety.

“Well if you really want to get rid of a troublesome spouse I know someone very good”

#MayThe4thBeWithYou, even my haters. 😎

#StarWarsDay #Maythe4thBeWithYou Wedge deserved his VC but the Sorpe was never going to be breached with proton torpedoes.

May the Fourth be with you

I miss the old hashtag games we used to play back when twitter was good.

Oh England My Lionhorse #ReplaceHeartWithHorse

Sargent Pepper's Lonely Horse Club Band #ReplaceHeartWithHorse

Set the controls for the horse of the sun #ReplaceHeartWithHorse

I've Got a Rock n Roll Horse #ReplaceHeartWithHorse

Horse of the Sunrise #ReplaceHeartWithHorse