Sat outside and Airbnb I Cirencester listening to jets launching from Fairford 😔

I believe nothing.

Spoiler Alert! Quick version: Queens just out of hibernation. Hungry and house-hunting. Rest often between flights. Don’t move or help for an hour unless in immediate danger! Flowers best option. 50/50 white sugar/water next best option - NOT HONEY! Don’t bring her inside. 2/9 #bees #bumblebees

The tragic irony of the last few years is that, had the USG given Ukraine only a fraction of the weapons that they have expended against Iran in a few weeks (Patriots, Tomahawks, etc), Ukraine would have won, oil prices would not be skyrocketing and the US would be more secure.

As spring arrives the temptation to cut your grass & rid yourself of dandelions may be appealing. Don't. Dandelions are tbe first available food for your local bee population. If you want an abundant garden you need your growing partners to be fueled up & ready to do their part help. Let it grow

To all Instagram users. Something you should know about… Repost or tag Insta users

Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files

WE HAVE CADBURY MIRV! REPEAT WE HAVE CABURY MIRV! :D

And it's LIVE. Get cracking! You can enter or donate HERE! www.justgiving.com/page/kitoff9... Donations of £10+ between now and May 1st will be in line to win a FANTASTIC prize on behalf of the Polish Heritage flight So, DONT JUST SIT THERE! GET ONE UP!

Tyrannicide. I like the sound of that word.

I know this has circulated with alacrity recently, so you may have already seen it, but if you haven't... WOW BOY HOWDY it's the most useful thing. Thank you cardcatalogforlife.substack.com -- this is a very very very helpful public service: cardcatalogforlife.substack.com/p/google-has...

Reminds me of something

It's only force majeure if it comes from the Majeure region of France. Otherwise it's just a sparkling shitshow.

Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?

Kitoff is GO! This year it's all about the glorious Spitfire. Any model/mark in either 1/72 or 1/48 scale. £10 or more to enter your build to be displayed (or not) at @wehaveways.bsky.social Warfest six in September. Just giving link to follow.

Five-time draft dodger says what?

Not now, radioactive wasps, not now. apnews.com/article/radi...

Needs to be bigger news. It's not just oil and gas. apnews.com/article/iran...

Oh. How, um, convenient.

The sun is shining, the birds are singing…and the power tools are whirring. 🙈 Welcome to another season of #DIYWankers 😂

A crumbling empire teams up with Israel to start a war in the Middle East and demonstrate its continued global power. Suez, 1956. How did that work out for the crumbling empire, I wonder.

I have a history joke ¹ ¹ An anecdote. Usually humorous in nature. "The History of Humour" J Carrott Birmingham Press 1979

pca.st/episode/5a9f... Pulled up short by the story of Padre Perry. My Uncle landed with 6th Airborne and was wounded on d-day. Aid station he was taken to came under attack. Survived, RTU only to die April 10 1945. @merrynwalters.uk @andyaitch.bsky.social @newsofthewar.bsky.social

Down in the Jefferies tubes at midnight Eton Phasers The Bitterest Tribble #WellerTrek

Flange is such a good word

Don't tell him, Pike! pca.st/episode/51cb...

EnKITTification Artist: bruised_blood https://b3ta.com/board/11426454 From the '80s Tech Today' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/80stechtoday/popular/ #80sTechToday

I'm adding "doing a Zoom call in a cafe" to my list of crimes that will be punishable by death in my firm but fair regime

Day 14. Maybe we shouldn't even be there. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

[Sade voice 🎵]

Who'da thunk it?

AI job losses free up time for unemployed mobs to burn down tech CEO‘s houses

Would rather have patios by Fred West …..

Hegseth thinks he is Vin Diesel whereas he is actually more Dim Weasle.

Ouch.

Crikey! The Rugby.

The Irish will never forgive us now, will they? #FRAvENG #M6N #6NATIONS

Champagne Rugby vs Sparkling Wine Rugby #FRAvENG #6NATIONS #M6N

Where has this Wales team been hiding? #WALvITA #M6N #6NATIONS

"I don't know what weapons the next war will be fought with, but the one after that will be with sticks." "Because of nukes, right?" "No, because we decided logistics was woke."

Oof

Don't tell me, let me guess. More shit is happening.

Better Call Sal! @mercoglianos.bsky.social

Pitch an unnecessary sequel Oppenheimer 2: The Theoretical Physics Years

Haa he gone nuclear yet?

A fine idea. Gets my vote.