wrote myself some code so that a tts voice tells me the time every 15 minutes :3c

hoppy new year everybunny 🐇

it's fine that my dad and i listen to his music, because i decided that we'll listen to my music too

unironically

we're bringing the mp3 back

oop

iris thinks your fursona is cute she thinks they'd be cuter, bleeding

@poggers.website every time i see your username, i want to pronounce it Circled-Digit-Two Coptic-Capital-Letter-Shei Latin-Small-Letter-Lambda-With-Stroke Low-Line Latin-Small-Letter-M Circled-Digit-Two Multiplication-Sign Latin-Capital-Letter-H Single-Left-Pointing-Angle-Quotation-Mark

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...and at the end of the movie i was crying gf: oh no :( i'm sorry it made you sad no no, that means i like it

one month later and here I am, pronouns and all <3

i dream that i live in ℝℙ³; if i travel past the edge of the universe then i will come back with flipped chirality

The enshittification of GitHub right as I got into using git is truly one of the greatest tragedies to befall me

> what is the most common github alternative? Gitlab > gitlab(dot)com "Build software with native AI at every step." > ... > what is the second most common github alternative?

A horse from last night i forgot to post

my gf has a perfume that smells like cyanide i described it as hot, but unsettling

literally me when i was still picking up Spanish but everyone around me was using baby talk because of my younger cousin. the bartender laughed at me cuz i asked for an agüita 😿

big O notation always kind of confuses me because if we're _actually_ analyzing the running time for larger and larger values of n, then for most of these algorithms, address spaces will need to be unbounded; so accessing memory is no longer constant time

should i watch My Deer Friend Nokotan

behold, animation using Google Sheets (with an ASCII art keypress indicator)

^ beautiful girl who just finished all her finals

*deergirl on stage at standup comedy* deer: my parents said they were disappointed that i wasn't going to use the name they gave me. and i said, at this rate you should be worried about me using the _surname_ you gave me *pauses for laughs* *cuts to audience, looking concerned and uncomfortable*

Spanish is very gender-binary by default, which sucks; but paradoxically Spanish is also the most common source i pull from when i search for terms of endearment for nonbinary people

my parents are always talking as if tomorrow i'm going to wake up and detransition

everyone brazilian

"morning" is a beautiful thing that has been ruined by its association with "having to go to work"

i've already listened to Little Spoon by Patricia Taxxon so many times but i'm still overjoyed by how good it is

to acknowledge the wide variety of the human experience and all of its nuances, we will now provide you with a tricotomy instead of a dichotomy

WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil

See, for instance

bondage is lowkey goated when being autistic is the vibe

really cool how our adult lives are essentially nomadic because landlords get fucking greedy

xD

Blind Alley No. 398

three versions of the sleeping beauty problem:

i actually initially misread and solved this problem in a way that has a cool answer: You hand Maggie a fair coin. She flips the coin until she gets heads (and then stops). Of all her coin flips, you randomly choose one. What is the probability it is heads?

C has a coin flip function called fork(). after a process calls the function, there's a 50% chance that the return value is 0 (tails), and a 50% chance that the return value is positive (heads)

oh my god i hate python so much

balance of power, game over screen, msx (1988) mobygames.com/game/259/bal...

damn it i hate programming; this is not what i want to do with my life. i need to take a break from programming *starts doing programming for recreation*

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

you might wonder "how high level can you make a typed assembly" and, well, if you use a linear/affine type system + a garbage collector for automatic memory management then it turns that the answer is "a fucking lot" (you still have to be very specific on how each operation should be performed tho)

it went really well! millenials are so normal

i've met this woman twice and i'm gonna go to her women-only baby shower. god bless the confidence she has in me 😭😭😭

playing games with a kitty on my lap but she hears my stomach rumbling cuz im hungry and she wake up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

dysfunctional analysis

man on the bus: excuse me ma'am *i look up from my phone* man: excuse me.. uhh idc still made my day

oof i clicked on a spanish video by a trans woman and youtube autodubbed it to english. in a fucking male ai voice. count your days youtube