what if I just like, made up an accent, and then voice trained in it

new ideas for genres of food: helpers (backformed from hamburger helper): any solid ingredient added as a major component to mac 'n' cheese - chicken helper - venison helper - asparagus helper - popcorn helper - cantalouope helper - dill pickle helper

I have the potential and urge to vomit some psychic-damage-inflicting Lek brainrot, but am currently holding back

Look, ai biga proponent seika da position laik im boncha vaido na siev da tinin awa son fo spit bek, ba there comes a time neva chredin plinie shidie laik tinin ein vaido noumo. Civil debate gaa din hod doichlen op raun sheja naam 2 sha

get it right

need a clock like this

im trying to find a reason to even get out of bed anymore

DAMB - dashare.zone ADMIN

lau da fuja jek ma klika

I fucking hate living in this shitass country, man

Diva strut #deer

punched myself in the face a few times yesterday, so my forehead is sore today

I sure do love having full-on meltdowns weekly

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This Postman Situation is CONCERNING

Ich ha right eten a slaught ryses; 't mighte been to mickel.

the food cannot be done fast enough

I'm so fucking angry I'm physically shaking. I don't know what to do with myself

Nuremburg. We will not be satisfied until every rat faces justice, and not one weazels away.

TUGIE TAIM DOU WIF TUGIE TAIM DOU WIF TUGIE TAIM DOU WIF Dou neva lau 'dim liev im au shit odim don su. Dou neva lau 'dim gi giv. Dou neva ota nev'odim teik baas op. Dou neva.

US government rn

ICE needs to be immediately disbanded, and every single person involved in its operation summarily tried and severely punished to the fullest extent of the law, and then publicly ostracised for the durations of their natural lives.

not enough people appreciate just how fuckin BEAUTIFUL and CUTE snakes are IMO

Why is it always the days where I'm best at singing that my voice decides, ‘nope, voice strained immediately and 1/4 of your normal range is just gone now, try again some other day when you're fucking up basic intervals for no apparent reason’

[..] Fok mai kiep lebu, Na og en demp ona da led au vaib, Fau jid'aan shit kom raun nev'vaivin kot, Da op-naadig id quok de au hu lain Nou chujaasiem kom bek, fok keka op En meik os sugie goufru odim krinj Steda git wei somwe so ein gaat daun?

I am utterly broken I just laughed myself to tears over pictures of the Spy Kids thumb people and the vineboom sound effect send help

I can't stop chucking at this fuckass edit I did

ai bie fokin jina-nesh aan frio digital skribo au gau fdd, so like ai gaa goufru isko sha dokie lamaush aatin haakom da stupid sko de gaa kin gaat dom en cute loos en ai kena nev'ai gaa real, en im ein ai skaa nomie en ogood, I swear

je net más sleg o bie kai le

kot ai daun mai bie spenis

currently spiralling so hard right now that I am experiencing physical sensations, so doing p good I feel like I'm weightless and also accelerating

I'm so desperate to see someone who has been fucked up in the same way I am who knows how to effectively communicate how to escape it to me and then also help me get out of it because I do not see a way out I just wanna talk to someone who failed the way I am failing who can help me stop

god damn I wish I had magic powers

Ya monde henhwai mo freiteze plek

I yearn for the trees

maybe a bit late for this, but if I were to have a resolution this year, it'd just be to spend more time in trees like I used to. When it's warmer, that is

heating broke so now it's unacceptably cold. Haven't gotten out of bed yet, partially because this fuckass cold is making my hip ache winter is so awful

por quoi ç'est nodig que ç'est que je don 'stá le je be so que bu 'star pas quiere

mon naesáans fout o don kai

je me o kaita bu hou van pas sleg semblete, sleg maafte, sleg penste, sleg vida

been working on a new conlang lately called Amalgam. It's a chaotic mixture of several natlangs and a couple conlangs with a terrifying phonology. It's a delight

I'm literally transfemme Morty

Just heard a ‘whatever's clever’ in the wild, and I feel so validated in spite of all those times people I know have acted like I'm transfemme Ned Flanders for saying it

Sci-fi idea: a futuristic ballistic rifle (possibly a railgun) that has some kind of techno-nonsense stabiliser that negates all recoil and, in conjunction with a microscope-level zoom scope, makes it hyperaccurate at levels where you can see the curvature of the planet

how is PvZ like 17 years old what

guts were angy for a while, so I had to lie down, but now I'm free from my gastric prison and ready to inflict my existence upon the denizens of this virtual space :3

getting the irrational urge to make a simplistic conlang that will inevitably be devoloped for 2 days and promptly abandoned like the rest

I'm very tired

update: the scab has been picked off