ic will her haldan änn knufflan

flawgtyksa spreadsheet-gwyr program yalchba

Social Media in 2035

I should get a ball python someday snek is cool

kaydy kawlwr achash

hornptse

drew this specimen

shwakbw hy lyyash

‘but generic school librarian *is* up for grabs’

my sleeping brain has blessed me with ideas for a magic system

I feel petulant, time to post a banger. Uhhh... Uhhh.

Murder is actually really frowned upon in Bawshag. It goes against the traditional concept of shaksb, which means ‘to live’.

got a random horrible cramp in my left hand, specifically tied to my thumb. Not sure what that's about, but very annoyed

my hair smells like apples :)

was trying to figure out what I wanted to post as I lie here in bed, barely awake, and for whatever reason, all I could think of was one phrase that repeatedly came to mind, so here it is: the cheeseburger of life IDK what the significance is of this, but figured I'd share

damn, girl, are you me? because I want to double hammerfist the top of your head so hard your leg bones fucking explode into dust

evergreen damn clean roof dimension

I hold my hand towards the doorknob And hope that this time it'll change That the door will just pull open Despite how far I am away

man, if I got paid for every time I've had a self-hating thought, I'd be doing so well rn

Crywank

“I hope you will be happy” god, me too…

ashdy sha kragbaky

horse.

Mrfwwkah hy khymash. Ash gawdm nas brajga, sy gawdmr gawdbwmy hayrw. Ash mlams brajga, mlamwysrwgs.

chajs shwgabkw ka chatgash

shaksbachwkwsh way twakbtyw shabash layachwkwsh way tanchtyw shabash adkw kwaychty sada

Does anyone have any tips for making sure leftover spaghetti isn't depressingly dry when you reheat it? Because damn, I'm so tired of sad sauceless noodles every time I want to eat leftovers

jwa fnagbash

what being alive currently feels like

life would be so so much easier if I had consistent encouragement, reassurance, and someone (gently) telling me when I'm unknowingly fucking up so I can change tracks that and a working bathroom I didn't have to go through someone else's bedroom to use

third day of neck pain now because IG I was doing headstands or something in my sleep one time

My fuckin brain keeps mashing together these two different unrelated things on loop, so I keep mentally playing over and over ‘SOUP IS GOOD FOOD- today!’, from that one fuckass Campbell's commercial where the mom refuses to respond if she still loves her kid, mashed with the damn Empire commercial

IDK what kind of fuckin acrobatics I'm doing in my sleep, but this is the second time now I've woken up with awful neck pain like I pulled something what divinely ordained decree is there that mandates I wake up with some kind of pain every damn time

kevin finds his groove

I have the strong urge to swing my arms like they're limp weapons merely attached to my torso by a swivel joint as a means of battering one of those inflatable clowns that bounce around when you hit them

god damn the things I would do if I could throw fireballs and shit

I used to not really like [milk] chocolate all that much, but I've started growing an appreciation for it lately

atlakfayagawdm dw atlakfaytyksdydrachgntyagabkaskapa shsnaf wy shftaykakawls sha skara dwx layamsh

potato salad sha pankwyash kawlwr kragbsy

A TTRPG system where your only actions are wax poetic and cry

Gonna just start hitting people with a pipe.

IDK how unpopular this take is (I assume it's not popular based on observation), but sausage is the worst pizza topping. At best it's an unnecessary but innocuous addition, and at worst it drowns everything else out with a monotonous, and frankly unpleasant, flavour. It's like if pepperoni were bad.

Tkshna shshlaymgwy syatlakfaytyksa shdaymga atlakfayash pardy nawyachash. Ashta srag sada, ashta sysmardy sha rakw atla bara? Way sadash.

mediaeval manuscript Yaamayaama

Stop talking about how Rowling is a bad writer. IT DOESN'T MATTER. It doesn't matter that you've always hated the books. No one cares! The point is she is actively creating real harm in the real world.

I got a new bike ^w^

*shudders* sorry babe, I was thinking about a fucked up disgusting little worm. It would be impossible for me to love anyone if they were turned into one of THOSE. What were you going to ask me?

Dying Light finally finished installing. It's been forever since I've played it, so it was p nice to again. I got to experience once more how overpowered bows are in that game

a Sibawshak word --- wachagwwaybashawrty [ˌwat͡ʃaguˌwaybaˈshoːrti] | wachag - w - wayb - a - shawr - ty | | late_night-LOC-be_alone-GEN-moment_of_peace-NCOUNT | the peace of being by oneself late at night