listen i love men but we can't all be daddies we need to diversify

I'm not always Simon's biggest fan but this is a great quote, lol

zhis is also what being an "essential worker" was like in 2020

The loved ones of Thjazi Fang must contend with the ramifications of his past plots and schemes still reverberating across Dol-Makjar and their own lives... 🧚🪡 #CriticalRole Campaign 4, Episode 2 - "Broken Wing" is now available on YouTube! WATCH THE FULL EPISODE NOW ⬇️ https://youtu.be/mBQMuDAe4rE

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A billion dollars is the socio-political equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work as ruthlessly and diligently to prevent the acquisition of the former as we do the latter.

They know they are ridiculous people and the thing they hate most is being laughed at. They want everyone terrified and intimidated by how MANLY and LETHAL they are, not laughing because they got got by a grating frog.

was struck by sudden inspiration to paint everyone's favorite hot boy with watercolors 🎨 #art #watercolors #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanArt

we are all so emotionally fried that Dolly Parton had to get on the internet and tell us that it is all gonna be okay

if you give me everything, it can never be stolen from you: a look at collaborative solipsism

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With the Menendez brothers season of Monsters, I argued that Ryan Murphy's true crime problem has gotten worse. The Ed Gein season may have somehow sunk even lower than that. @thewrap.com www.thewrap.com/monsters-rya...

'couple divorces due to sexual incompatibility' is fine and normal, actually. I can see an aging couple developing divergent sexual appetites. shit happens. the slut-shaming headline going around is gross. implying a man is less of a man for wanting to have less sex? also gross. be better.

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Is the display near the door tho? Cos that'd be funny.

Once again, the moderate position is for ICE to be abolished and Border Patrol to be gutted, and massive civil rights prosecutions leading to prison time. Anybody running on anything less is kicking the can down the road.

I'm going to be honest, and I think it's just sort of the state of the world, but every time I get on blue sky I just end up scared and sad. I probably need to go through and prune out who I'm following or something but I just don't have the energy right now. I've already turned all reblogs off.

Stop calling RFK jr. A junkie. Stigma is the weapon of the enemy

People would ask us REPEATEDLY if the next book would be out before the rapture. The B&N computers in 2001 barely knew what books we had in the shop, they did not give us up-to-date rapture forecasts.

Oh man I'm glad I listened to the person who said a rep told them Disney+ unsub was broken! I went back in and did it again and this time I actually got an email. If you didn't get an email you might still be subbed!

Like, my guy, if you wanted "Interview with the Vampire" and not "Morbius: The Living Vampire", why the fuck are you using a system where vampires have goofy comic book super powers?

This isn't just about D&D, though D&D's present play culture is a frequent offender. You wouldn't believe how many how-to-run-Vampire: The Masquerade explainers I've seen that advise being stingy with the blood economy to stop players from "ruining the mood" with their goofy comic book super powers.

Can anyone foster or adopt a sweet stray cat in SoCal?

Look man, all I'm saying is if 75% of your how-to-GM advice amounts to "see those shiny toys on your players' character sheets? The best way to keep the story moving is to give them as few opportunities to play with them as possible", you may be playing the wrong game for the story you want to tell.

Also if you make phone calls, please be polite to whoever has to answer the phones at these places!

(And I am going to stress again: not everyone will be able to cancel. I am not out here shaming and yelling at folks over that, because I find it counter-productive. I think a better use of our collective time is finding more people who CAN and getting them on board!)

Not everyone can always cancel things during a boycott, but if you can, today is a perfect day to terrorize the shit out of Disney. Do it for a week. Or be like me (the person described in the follow up post) and cancel b/c you forgot you were subscribed. Then make sure to tell them why. I did.

mosquitos that are both silent and able to bite through blue jeans are not allowed that's cheating and should be banned by some sort of nature-based geneva convention

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Behold: www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

I know the odds of it happening are next to none, but I have to try. I need $1189 by 9am the 16th or my storage unit, with all my stuff and all my deceased person's stuff, will be sold at auction. I'm purplehel on venmo&cashapp, or can privately provide zelle or storage account login.

Lotta people in the comments gloating but it is not good for those of us who eat food for huge corps like Con-Agra and DelMonte to have near complete monopsony over various sectors of the grocery market. Neither is it great for a nation to not be able to feed itself.

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Also worth noting that this was not an event with a ton of security or active police presence. There were a handful at the event itself. This wasn't like a presidential speech, feds weren't lining every square block for miles (and the feds fuck that up sometimes too)

The people wondering "how could anyone who isn't a professional escape after a high profile daylight assassination" are forgetting two things: 1. Cops are bad at their jobs 2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs

Hey, we're heading into spooky season. Remember, if you take any oral meds, you wanna avoid food or drinks with activated charcoal! (which is often used to make food and drinks black) And if you've got any young folks in your life who are on oral meds, make sure they know and really UNDERSTAND!

good work www.reddit.com/r/local58/s/...

“let me take a shot at the menswear guy, right after I get off the phone with isaac chotiner”

I mean this is totally it. They're mad about bubbles because if everyone who finds them annoying blocks them over here, they're basically invisible. And none of them ever figured out how to get followers by being interesting or likable.

Thank you <3 This one by Mochi: archiveofourown.org/works/377101...

Chapter 22 of that amazing fic <3 Guten Morgen Essek 🤭 #criticalrole #CRfanart #calebwidogast fic by @eldritchmochi.bsky.social

this is still the single greatest intro ever made for an animated series, an absolute masterpiece on every level

Every single one of them. We throw them IN THE BIN. None of us are confused about that. The fact that the other side continues to be is why they're the other side.

absolutely devouring this im so delighted. my boys!!! my girls!!!! a+++ the chat went wild last night (also peep the thread for additional doodles beau my beloved) #mochifanart

i cannot wait to return to this specific bit of this story

Are you saying the president isn’t well enough to take questions?

Hot to extremely hot temperatures are in place much of this week across parts of California and the interior Northwest U.S, with the Pacific Northwest carrying the potential for record-breaking high temperatures each day through Thursday. See the latest at weather.gov.

I think that frankly we could be a bit less trigger-happy with some of the pile-ons - we do not need to, e.g., spend weeks litigating Will Stancil’s view of the state of the economy but I also think that a lot of more centrist types come here looking for a fight, get one, and go “see? I was right!”

OH: “They can do amazing things with Photoshop, but you’ve still got to get the pajamas on the dog.”

Important milestones