Dear men: SEASON’S BEATINGS!

We really should be hibernating until spring.

Maturing is realizing not everything deserves a response.

Masterful execution here…cuz same.

Time for me to watch holiday romances for the remainder of the year now that it’s finally acceptable 🙌🏾

In no particular order: Dominion The Trees The Man of Many Fathers Only God Can Judge Me The Good Lord Bird How to Kill Your Family The Nickel Boys Counterfeit King of Ashes Erasure

I'm so excited to share that my novel, THESE HEATHENS, has been longlisted for the 2026 Aspen Words Literary Prize. This book is so close to my heart and I'm so very proud of it.

Come on curls! Super cute! 🥰

Nah I want the stores to close FUCK TARGET.

Every situational video on the internet is a skit. Remember that and bring your blood pressure back down.

Eleven 😭

If you’re looking for a new job… it’s coming before the year is up

The goal is to take good care of myself. Trying to live long and age gracefully.

I love that this is essentially your motto and we all know you’re gonna be smelling sounds in no time. It’s my favorite thing after your servitude and obedience to my client. 😌

Please put alt text in your photos, especially the ones that are heavy on text. So many reasons to do it.

Prove it! Mail me some 😩

I’m the biggest advocate for don’t have kids. I understand why it’s not appealing to people. It’s a life altering decision HUGE at that and no one should be pressured into feeling shame for wanting to be childless. That doesn’t make me love my kids any less either.

These big ass snowflakes that weren’t even in the forecast can RELAX. 😤

Which reminds me…lemme go take mine 🙄

I just want to talk to my peri/menopausal sisters rn. You are NOT crazy. What's happening to us is very real. Be easy on yourself. ✨️ You are beautiful. You are loved. Surround yourself w ppl who not only support, but care enough to understand.

Alexander O'Neal used to sniff 4 lines of the raw and get in that booth with that mic ON

Nothing pisses me off more than being shown results that are the polar opposite of the very specific description I typed in that search bar.

Mc’SCUSE ME?!

Take me back!!! 🙌🏾

This is added emotional labor for no additional pay, and it benefits no one. Not shoppers, not the employees and not management either.

Sometimes you & @sirbrandonthomas.com make me cackle to the point of ACTUAL tears 😭😭

Fred Hammond sings beautifully without a neck, don't tell me what's not possible with God.

It moved right on up the list. Imagine my surprise when I ask my HB why he chose the Greek organization he did and he runs down a LIST of their historical accomplishments, this being one of them. I said WAITAMINUTE—!!!

I’m sleepy AF. Can’t wait to end this work day, hit the gym, and go to BED.

Your biggest threat isn’t failure. It’s distraction.

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Cuzos! If you woke up still Black + healthy you already winning!! Leggo. Happy Halloween🎃

Not 34 degrees feeling like 28 in October!!!

The tongue is SO very powerful.. speak nothing but positivity over your life 💫 🌙

I just finished a security brief.. just scrubbed media. Be careful on here with all these spy bots on here.. Tip: if your face and voice on here, remove your voice.

This is my cue to go to BED! 😭😭😭😭

The Black community is in collective mourning rn so tread the fuck lightly today!

You should be here...

This being the first thing I see from you today is especially heinous for…reasons 😭

YELLING 😭😭😭

A good night’s sleep is just 👩🏾‍🍳 💋

Took my teenage son to a job interview. He comes out smiling from ear to ear convinced it went well and immediately blasts this on the way home. music.apple.com/us/album/ain...

It’s not only Spooky Season, but also Breast Cancer Awareness month. Please do your self exams and get your mammograms. Don’t wait until you’re 40. My best friend and little sister was diagnosed at 32 and her battle ended at 35. This is more important now than ever before.

4 can go. It’s time. 😑

Real lunatic shit

Okay NOW you’re talkin!

I don’t understand why ppl are still entertaining him!

This is so timely. Literally trying to drill it into my kid everyday.