"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

Good morning all!

Brilliant 👏🏻

@lbc.co.uk some corrections for your US spectator guest - RUS is losing huge amounts of men - not just UKR’s who are dying - UKR making tactical gains. Not “always losing ground” - Non-Capitulation is not EU content with letting it “drag on” - If RUS leaves war stops that day. Disgraceful.

In case anybody wondered what it looked like for a President to actually win a Nobel Peace Prize vs. pretending to win one by extorting a woman who only wants the best for her country.

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I guess it’s easier now to just set this meme to “schedule post” every couple of weeks as another morally bankrupt Tory defects to Reform and slags off the state of the country and the Tory party. #robertjenrick #ReformUK

What’s more likely? 1. Trump dramatically changed his mind re air strikes after the Iranian regime didn’t execute a prisoner yesterday. 2. Putin had a word and stopped him bombing his main supplier of missiles.

Nadim Zahawi. A child refugee and former Tory chancellor joins the party that are anti asylum and definitely not just tories in turquoise. If you still think Reform UK is something more than a grift, you need your head looking at.

Nigel Farage promised Brexit would help you. Nigel Farage stood down 319 Reform candidates to help Boris deliver THIS SPECIFIC version of Brexit. So if he's convinced you to blame other people for the fact that this Brexit hasn't helped you... You're as thick as frozen shit.

Nigel Farage has been out today defending a platform that creates child sex abuse images and harasses women. Remember this the next time he says his anti immigrant rhetoric is motivated by concern for women and children.

Huge decision to sack Amorim for criticism to the board. Can’t expect to change the culture, playing style and fortunes of a club in 14 months. He wasn’t winning the games he “should” have but he wasn’t the biggest problem I think we’re gonna ship goals and we aren’t ruthless enough to counter that

Not one #FAcup game on BBC or ITV today. Wanna watch on TV? Gotta pay (again!) TNT sports. Piss take.

The men who claimed to be ‘defending women and children’ when they were burning down asylum hotels are now threatening to take to the streets to protest the banning of an app that facilitates creation of abuse images of children and women.

Who is this mad yank woman yelling on LBC at Matt Frei? Pro Putin, anti Europe, anti nato and Trump is the messiah and does no wrong. What a pointless guest.

I think as a country and Europe as a continent we need to stop being shocked by Trump’s actions and start planning to push back on them. He’s not our friend. Never has been. Never will be. Fuck him and fuck the US until they restore democracy.

Piss myself when Fletch plays 3-5-2 tomorrow night 🤣

Shaw and Dalot (among others) yet again deciding what pic to use on a “Thanks for everything boss!” IG post. 🤮🤮🤮

Hello! Please be our manager, we expect you to achieve instant success with the same players that have failed the past 4 managers. To help we will sanction the transfer of two or three of your 2nd or 3rd choice targets. Signed, INEOS and The Glazer Family. #mufc

This says way more about INEOS than Amorim. Ugh.

A point away at Leeds with a reduced squad. I’ll take that. Maybe chances to win as well. I agree with Cunha with a full squad I think we will dramatically improve results now.

We all gotta get behind them today. A very spicy away day with an injury/absentee ridden team and a bench full of youth prospects. COME ON UNITED. GET FIGHTING.

Whenever his cabinet say “no other president *could* have done this” they should say *would*have And not in a good way… #trump

He’s still in the Epstein files. No matter how many foreign leaders he kidnaps, he’s still a common name in the private communications of a child abuser. #Venezuela #Trump

Once again… The progress of a couple of good performances obliterated by a terrible home game against a “struggling” team. This is becoming predictable and fucking annoying.

Mount and Bruno huge losses here. Their quick balls forward are missing badly.

I had no idea Rachel Reeves’ was also in charge of Singapore…where Dyson’s HQ moved to, after Brexit, which he supported. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Injury riddled. Dug deep. Great win. COME ON!!! GGMU

Trump bombing a country on Xmas day makes the highly prestigious FIFA peace prize look a little silly now…

It’s that wonderful time of year. You can put the beer outside to keep cold and fit more food in the fridge.

Imagine. Venezuelan soldiers might die because Trump is accused (again) of sexual assaults.

4-4 performance is a massive improvement. We lose that last season. We looked a threat everytime we went forward. Two young lads at the back got a little exposed today but they fought hard. Lots to be pleased and optimistic about. #mufc #UTFR

We shouldn’t be surprised by what he wrote, but just imagine what people will write when HE dies. Just imagine.

This man doesn't just lead from the rear. Slava Ukraini!

Hard hitting journalism this morning on LBC: “What would you say to Kier Starmer or Rachel Reeves if you stood next to them in a pub?” I guess Ferrari must have ran out of immigrant/asylum seeker rage bait stories for this week.

I grew up in the 70s and 80s. If you weren't there, just a little clarification on that Spectator piece. Literally, NOBODY admired Hitler. Apart from nazis. Hope that helps.

3 definites in life: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. United drop off around 30 mins in to every game, ball watch and get out run. Like clockwork.

Donald Trump is a Kremlin stooge who wants to sell out Ukraine and the rest of Europe to Putin. We can't let that happen. Starmer should seize frozen Russian assets in this country - today - and convince Merz and Macron to do the same.

Well done America. You’ve just lost the Cold War. Your country has been invaded and taken over without Russia having to fire a single round. Hope your “eggs are cheaper” and hope it is worth it to be held in disdain by millions around the world. Traitors.

America is now aligned with the Russian Federation on their security strategies. I’m sorry, there is no other story in town. Well done Nick Ferrari though for starting the morning with immigration (again) and slagging off the ECHR.

@lbc.co.uk @benkentish.bsky.social We definitely can’t judge Farage for his actions as a teen but it’s absolutely fine to judge Shamima Begum…

West Ham at home to go 4th. No urgency at all in the first half (fucking again) and decided 1-0 was enough and we can relax. Poor. Poor. Poor. Never quite get the job done, I’ve never seen such an on/off team.

So, we're now expected to believe that the people who covered for Johnson's corruption, the Covid mess that killed thousands, party gate, openly supported Liz Truss and insisted that Brexit was a good idea, are now telling us dishonesty is bad #Newsnight

We kept the receipts. These comments, taken together, paint a picture of the man he is today.

Jonathan Gullis defects to Reform saying his former party has "lost touch with the people it was meant to serve" He should know. When a Tory MP he took a five-figure donation from JCB then stayed silent when it axed hundreds of his constituents' jobs.

Reform UK. All the people who failed you before but this time in a lighter blue. Rees-Mogg and Truss next…just wait.

Mason declares that in his judgement we have been misled by Rachel Reeves. It feels unprecedented that the BBC has made a "call" on a story, and is something that was absent throughout the terms of notorious liars such as Johnson. There were certainly no "calls" about Brexit lies. #r4today

“Labour are total bastards. They’ve caused all the problems of the past 2000 years. Just paraphrasing UK media, including BBC Does anyone remember this kind of coverage of Tories, when, for 14 yrs, they were lying through their teeth, directing untold billions of public money to their friends etc?