Celebrated Johnson’s batshit idea of using the imperial system for measurements again and now this… These hacks can’t make their mind up.

Nigel Farage has spent 20 years of sowing division and hate, he has polarised politics, and now he’s realising that his words have consequences and it’s coming home to roost for him, so is now seeking state protection and getting people arrested for messages on social media.

Tuchel talks about making England a “premier league team” Tell me a successful premier league team that plays with 6 defenders and takes off a goal scorer when they are 1-0 up…

America's pollution of the rest of the world's sport continues. This is NOT the superbowl, USA. We don't need additional 'entertainment' at half time. Nor do we need advertising breaks in the middle of each half. Our attention span is long enough to cope... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Politicians, who don’t give a shit about football, slapping on an England shirt absolutely rages me. Fresh out the packet this morning that. “Do it to show the plebs were are the same! Haw haw haw!”

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Mitch Mcconnell and now Lindsey Graham?! Trump just chucking old white racist dudes in-front of the grim reaper to slow him down.

Rules of populism: 31: never waste a perfectly good death that could help your own position.

Just paying my respects to Ann Widdecombe. Or to be more precise, doing a photo opportunity for the press, where Ann may have been mentioned.

July 11th and United have signed a back- up keeper and a squad player from Chelsea. Im not worried but I’m not, not worried.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... If I knew about this, then Shelagh Fogarty should have. No mention of it though to her guest currently lambasting Burnham for his statement. Shame.

When we are told not to speak ill of the dead, it is the continuation of the whitewashing - turning the cruel into the eccentric or the avuncular - allowing their cruelty to go unspoken of for the purpose of “manners” that they didn’t demonstrate in their lives as they happily dehumanised

“If I drive drunk down the road, I can't then say: Tell you what, instead of appearing before a magistrate, I'll stand for councillor instead and let the people of Bermondsey decide if I am innocent. That's not how any of this f*****g works. You don't get to use popularity as a form of acquittal.”

@lbc.co.uk is the 10-1 slot today a magazine news show or is it a free party political broadcast for Reform UK? Jenrick spouting complete nonsense for 3 hours on your broadcast channel and pushing Reform’s (unworkable, divisive, hateful) policies.

Robert Jenrick’s entire joke of a debate style: Caller: “I don’t think other parties should stand in this particular by-election because it gives it false legitimacy.” Jenrick: “you don’t think we should ever have elections? You don’t want democracy? You hate the UK?!” 🤣🤣🤣

Some absolute cranks calling LBC this hour to speak to Robert Jenrick. Some callers quite literally not based on reality. I also like how he keeps slagging off the tories and what they did like he was never there. 🤣

Clacton bi election - An unserious, inexperienced joke of a candidate versus count bin face

Is Farage confused about how parliamentary standards investigations work? “Let the people of Clacton decide with a by election ” isn’t an option. Why are we all tolerating this?!!!

Seize the initiative against Count Binface. What a “master of political theatre”

Bloody “establishment” trying to stop money laundering in politics!

@iaindale.bsky.social I’ve listened to @lbc.co.uk for years and I’ve never heard such rubbish and mistruths from a political guest on a programme. I’ve also never heard such a weak response from a host. Claims and arguments that were easily disproved and barely challenged. Shameful.

Nothing says 'man of the people' quite like a politician calling a by-election at public expense on the issue of whether or not he should have the right to secretly take donations from Thai-based crypto billionaires and a convicted fraudster

He got caught being dodgy and for the first time in history (!) has had journalists doing journalism about him. He’s had a tantrum and told you that it’s about the establishment versus you. It’s got fuck all to do with the establishment. It’s about the rules versus Nigel Farage. Simple as that.

How do you resign from a job you weren't actually doing? Asking for a friend

If everything he received in donations was above board and he’s done nothing wrong, why call an explosive by election? Why not wait for the investigation to finish to prove your innocence? Farage: as dodgy, divisive and diversionary as ever.

Shout out to FIFA for coming through in a big spot. This is what all those bribes are for.

We are just asking questions! Pure, cold questions.

Consequences. He’s never been held accountable so why would he think the rules apply to him? He’s a member of the establishment (despite the Boddingtons and cigarette) that will always be protected.

"So that's Theft, Fraud, Financial Misconduct, Political Misconduct and Misconduct in a public office. That's just the EU. In the UK, all of the above plus Treason, Money Laundering and Tax Evasion. The list probably goes on but that's enough of a start. Criminal Filth." via Timothy O'sullivan

A £4mn property portfolio, jobs paying £22k an hour, £5m bungs, quaffing in exclusive London private member’s clubs, picking & choosing whether he turns up as an MP or for an inteview as and when he can be bothered. But don’t forget, he’s not the elite apparently.

Western Europe are seeing temps of 39oC+ and their governments are not immediately working on a Green energy & heat plan initiative, then they are just saying “fuck you all, and fuck your lives, we love money from fossil fuel companies more” It’s now a dereliction of duty, not a political choice.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Where are the fucking riots?

Farage: I can spend my £5m on Ferraris if I want it's none of your business. Reform voters: He's one of us.

Pathetic, embarrassing people calling into LBC and bending over backwards to protect Nigel Farage over his £5m bung. He couldn’t give a shiny shite about you why are you being so pathetic towards him?

Ten years ago today the whole country and its future were sacrificed on the altar of Boris Johnson’s ego, David Cameron’s stupidity and Nigel Farage’s prejudice. A decade thrown away and a nation left angrier and poorer. Thanks, you absoute pricks.

Political chaos is brilliant for two groups: 1. The far right 2. The media and news outlets. Kind of makes sense when you see it. The last thing the media want is a stable, boring government. The thing they want the most is PM Farage. We should treat them with the disdain they deserve.

I know it’s been said many times but if you think Burnham is a silver bullet to the country’s problems you’re in for a tough time. The press and majority of news channels will hound him just as much (maybe more)…and when he resigns because of it, then what? Keys over to Farage? Well done.

This is utterly shameful of our country’s press.

First Caerphilly… Then Gorton and Denton Now Makerfield Even with the press and billionaires firmly on your side, you lose We don’t want your division, rage and riots Hope that’s clear now 🇬🇧❤️✌🏽

Reform UK MP Sarah Pochin has posted this crass video. If you or anyone else is in immediate danger, call 999. If you can’t talk, dial 55 on a mobile. You can also contact National Domestic Abuse Helpline on 0808 2000 247.

Robert Jenrick on LBC saying lots of “Reform voters actually voted for Labour to remove Starmer” He reckons that’s a good thing and shows the country is fed up with Labour… So why did Reform spend the campaign desperately trying to get people to vote Reform/hype their candidate? WHAT A SPIN!

After that result, I guess LBC’s Nick Ferrari’s running order is: 1. What’s your favourite cut of meat? 2. Did you ever have a yo-yo? They’re making a comeback. 3. How many cushions is too many cushions in a house?

England shine in a good game of football and now this. BRILLIANT.

So that’s two by elections in a row that Reform UK has lost, convincingly so too. Any chance 90% of the media will stop shoving the “ the country wants Reform” bollocks down our necks now?! Fuck the polls, look at the results.

Isn’t Trump used to having his name redacted from things?…

When Sutcliffe killed 13, No one rioted When Nielsen killed 15, No one rioted When Alitt killed 4, No one rioted When Shipman killed hundreds, No one rioted When a person of colour kills, they rioted

We should’ve all put a bet on that when he came out of hiding about his mega dodgy finances, the first “journalist” he’d be “interviewed” by was Nick Ferrari.

Has there ever been another World Cup where (one of) the host(s) are at war and bombing another country on opening night? And that country is in the World Cup!?! 🤯 PEACE PRIZE AHAHAHAHAH

I see FIFA’s peace prize winner is bombing one of the countries taking part?

Immigrants & asylum seekers are not our enemies. They are not responsible for the austerity, privatisation, erosion of civic life, thinning of democracy and concentration of power we suffer. But they're being punished for these things. Punished at the behest of the very people who *are* responsible.