Oh! And Clueless. And TOOTSIE

My Cousin Vinny The Princess Bride Raising Arizona 40 Year Old Virgin Romy and Michelle's HS Reunion Shaun of the Dead Get Shorty

it’s nice to know that a full 17 years after quitting starbucks i still recoil in straight up revulsion at the sound of norah jones’ voice

I don’t think they’re ready for the flood of Rule 34 content that’s going to come out of this.

My mum ate a crouton with her hearing aids in and almost died

ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: hehe yeah bro ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot

X-mas battlefield 🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️ 🏔️ 🎄 ❄️ 🏔️🏔️ 🏔️ ⛄🎄 ❄️ 🗡️🦌 🌲 🎄 🎄 🏔️ ☃️ 💥 🌲 💣 🎄🤶 🎄 ❄️ 🔥 🔥🌲 ⛄ 🎄 💥 🎄🪓🎅 ❄️ ☠️ 💣 🔥🌲 ⛄🎄 ❄️ 🎄 🔫🦌 ❄️

This should not be possible.

A splash of colour from an unexpected source on a grey afternoon walk. #vancouver

Drop a lawyer

You will be visited by three spirits

I drank 2.5 of these in my Palm Springs hotel room last year while gussying up before the Stevie Nick's concert. Better than I expected and performed as promised.

TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque: "This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".

inspecting each costco rotisserie chicken like a show dog

Im discovering this is how I look these days if I try to do myself up a little. Rest of the time it's Wilma Flinstone's mom all the way. Aging is awesome, btw, 10/10

I have never heard of this red chicken so I'd probably give that a bash

Tiny ruby octopus off Vancouver Island: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...

Come along to Fesshole Live! Tickets available for Leicester, Luton and Leeds. The Sweden Tour includes Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm. We’re also doing Anon Opin in Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

I don’t have an advent calendar so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating whatever’s in there.

Girl Guides of Canada has made a statement, likely in response to the cowardly decisions of Girlguiding UK. 🏳️‍⚧️

Wondering how I did it? I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice. I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.

What a couple of dashwipes

Yes yes, I share and support the Eagles hate, I've written a manifesto, subscribe to my newsletter BUT... this song is solid gold www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odcn...

Yes it's possible I'm a bit drunk and grooving to yacht rock while I hoover cheese and pickles, what of it youtu.be/NmRh69YyKnA

This is where we'll grab a beverage next time you're in town @elizarde.bsky.social

That's some bathroom, Mum's the Word... mumsvancouver.com

Yes, Carney is better than Poilievre. Influenza is better than COVID. But that doesn't make influenza awesome.

For every carefree, "Don't stress, things always work themselves out!" person there is at least one extremely anxious, detail-oriented, forward-thinking loved one or coworker who has spent years behind the scenes making sure things work out

Holiday season at the beach in Vancouver #photography #canada

Lol @raxkingisdead.bsky.social @mpavictoria.bsky.social

You know what I miss about video rental stores besides everything? When you picked up a VHS box cover from a shelf, it didn’t start blaring a random part of the movie at you as you tried to think about if you wanted to watch it.

You know, I really am extremely clever Word Grid #548 🦄🦄🦄 🦄🦄🦄 🦄🦄🦄 Rarity: 0.00 wordgrid.clevergoat.com 🐐

Lol - thank you! I haven't played because I do not participate in The Wild. But I guess if we can interpret it as unpenned/not a zoo: bears peacocks seals alligators sooo many deer, caribou, elk

So disappointing. I know I can do better. (We're counting "damn"s? What is this, Hayes Code Hollywood ??)

Woo hoo! @profanity.accountant

i've never felt so much envy in my life as when i saw british columbia's *government-run* gender affirming care info site. fucking proud to be a (n exiled) vancouverite www.transcarebc.ca

Not a fan of the "You won't believe the insane replies my normal post got on Twitter!" engagement bait I see here. I actually do believe it, because it's a Nazi bar, and also, why are you helping prop up the Nazi bar? And then running here to show us what you contributed to the Nazi bar?

Basically, if you're still an active Twitter user, you should at least be ashamed of that fact, and if you're not, that makes me really wonder about you.

My buddy showed me a photo of a watermelon-sized rock on the roof of some sort of road construction machine and I have good reason to believe he thinks a samsquanch did it, instead of falling rocks being a feature of digging into rocky hillsides. I’m not saying there’s no samsquanch, just, come on.

Just saw a Botox commercial where a woman talked of her “moderate to severe lines” like it was diagnosis “This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”

On the count of three -- Happy birthday Sheila!

@mtromano.bsky.social ??

Paging @darthbluesky.bsky.social

A movie that takes place where you're from.

Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…

Oh, I saw an elk in the Grand Canyon and cannot overstate the extent to which he was simply vibing, sorry for not posting about this sooner

A man and his dog. #vancouver #photography #streetphotography #yvr #lumix #panasonic #microfourthirds #m43