www.votecope.ca/no-ice Open to all Canadians, not just my Vancouver peeps. (Toronto, you're next up!) Let them know the whole country is watching.

I'm freakishly good at this game. Huh. dialed.gg?c=4T3PTK

I'll never get used to how the Brits et al say that someone's "fallen pregnant", like it's an affliction. I mean yes, believe me, I know! But they say it even if it's welcome news and it's faintly jarring. "Good news/oh no I've been struck by pregnancy!" Idek

Precious

No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. Fine with it! 👸

Reading people. Body language. Knowing how to connect with people totally unlike you and with different backgrounds and beliefs. Defusing tense situations. Gaining trust. High endurance, pain tolerance, and work ethic. Reaction time. Prioritizing order of execution. Anticipating people’s needs. Tons

I used to have a roommate who'd eat Campbell's condensed mushroom soup at room temp, straight out of the can with a spoon, like pudding

I support everyone customizing their own experience, of course I do, but it bums me out when I can't respond to my own beloved mootch's comment because the OP at the top of a long ass thread chose limited replies.

Are we intending to laugh or to cry? It's relevant

Dig the dino skeleton

HOW is rootbeer 2 words?? RoOt BeEr Oy vey.

What about harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan?

Another satisfied customer 😊

Only (?) 2. I cannot put snails or oysters in my mouth, I wanted to and have tried, can't do it.

bro this lady on Jeopardy was deep in third place going into Final Jeopardy, and she didn’t know the answer so she just wrote “i hope they both bet it all” and the other two guys fucking bet it all and got it wrong and she won

My baby niece's window sketching at uni, she's pre-med. Love.

The kids are alright dailyhive.com/vancouver/va...

This is the bane of my existence.

I love sports. My favorite sport is watching townsfolk flee from the Baba Yaga's cottage as it lurches about on giant chicken legs, wreathed in Eldritch smoke and madness.

Going over to my girl Eryn's later because, somehow, she has never seen Muriel's Wedding, which I think might be a crime? Not a felony but at least a misdemeanour I'm pretty sure. I'm bringing my air popper & a six pack, and wearing my new flannel jammie pants.

I think often of the women in the Louis CK story—how they all left comedy and never went back, but he’s still going. It’s everywhere and it’s such a loss for them and for us—for things they’ll never make that we’ll never see.

Gonna tell my grandkids this was Harry and Meghan.

If you dumped a bag each of the pretzel ones and the peanut ones in a bowl for me I would be as happy as I could ever be

I admire how you are unafraid to tackle the hardest issues, Stanley

I would love to pass this along to one or two former coworkers in particular who, although probably not deliberately, utilized many of these techniques with the expected results.

Can't help but feel that I should be leaving the house every day looking more... glamorous? Polished? Minimally groomed?

I’m not a Democratic Socialist I am a French Canadian Socialist so there gets to be catering and music.

It's groundhog night for Pierre Poilievre, if he gets 85% support we get six more weeks of him and if it's 83% they take him to the quarry and shoot him and then bring a new leader home that they pretend is the same one for the kids

• 20th Century Canadian Literature • Introduction to Women's Studies (I got a D) • Sociology of Deviance • Statistics (this class nearly killed me but I got there in the end) • Logic and Critical Thinking (this class changed my life forever)

Oh man, am I ever

I really am quite clever 🦄🦄🦄 🟪🦄🟪 🦄🦄🦄 Rarity: 0.28 wordgrid.clevergoat.com 🐐

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Remember when men used to have a "type" of person that they wanted to date and it was mostly just a hair colour?

Yourself but as a cartoon

Generalize your skeets. What's your most typical, average skeet? Here's a cheeky reply to your skeet or a pic of whatever I'm eating/drinking right this minute

Quiet Evening Holly Dyrland 2023

U2 have let themselves go

Holding your mind focused when you need to work, keeping yourself and your dear ones fed and afloat and hopeful: this is resistance, too.

Feel free to make your displeasure known to this “values based” gentleman: www.jimpattison.com/about/our-st...

To the families of Canadian and European soldiers who lost their loved ones while they fought alongside our soldiers to defend us, thank you, so sorry for your loss, and my sincerest apologies for our current president.

Its giving "doctor, will I be able to play piano after the operation?" "Yes of course" "That's great! I never could before"

"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!" "Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!' - two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest

If forced, I'll have to say chili but I wish they had patates bravas sauce. Or miso gravy. Or Wendy's honey mustard. Or white vinegar and cracked black pepper.

Uh oh, I think I'm required to buy this handbag

"Terrible things are happening outside ... poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared." — Anne Frank (Jan 13, 1943)

she mentions it in passing but look up 'Starlight Tours', this is a method Canadian police have used to kill indigenous men for decades

🧵 Read it and feel hope

There is nothing that my youngest child (age 5) enjoys more than explaining to you how the world works in a slightly condescending tone. It is like living with a tiny Lady Catherine de Bourgh.