Every time i try to put on nail polish, a forklift goes SLAMWAMBAM and jiggles the FUCK out of my truck. So one thing is, I'm glad I have a job in spite of the orange asshole's illegal steel tariffs. Another thing is, I look like a toddler did my nails 🥳😎

Artemis II launched yesterday. Four astronauts are now farther from Earth than any human has traveled since 1972. This was a truly great achievement. What you should know is that last year, the Trump administration tried to defund the momentum that got us here. 🧵

I'm doing this, and I help support families other than my own. It. Is. Worth. it. Please do it! I KNOW a day off will cost you, I'm sorry, but how tf else can we show the oligarchs we are fed the fuck up? This is legal, at least.

People should not get their hopes up too much about Hungary. Orbán has spent years centralizing power to ensure the elections are not fair. If they were, he would lose in a landslide. Let’s hope the margin is too large to manipulate, so Europe can rid of its biggest traitor

Not sure I’ve read a book with a higher “Holy Shit” to page ratio before.

Think I’m gonna discreetly mark any books I leave in the little free library, because I’m convinced that someone is raiding it to take them to the local half-price books to sell. That’s not how this is supposed to work.

Hollywood to the rescue:

Now that im a local driver, these are the most important tools on my truck. Sometimes my nail polish chips, it's critical to be able to fix it immediately, without needing to go home first.

Well, you knew there wouldn’t be books

Chris Jericho is trending, he's got a metal band, I hope thats why! Impossible to tell from the posts, they are all about wrestling.

substack.com/@grammamarta... This is insanely fucking serious. And it's real, I checked!! I know none of us live in OH, thank fuck! But goddamn, those motherfuckers need to block this shit!!

well, thank God we're STILL manifesting our Destiny .

How fucking dumb is Trump? This dumb: The pedophile psychopath is threatening Europe that he's going to help Putin in his war against Ukraine, while Putin simultaneously helps Iran target Americans in the Middle East. This is what INSANITY looks like. 😂🤣👇

laugh at Samuel Alito all you want but please remember the human cost: Martha-Ann is literally breaking her back digging a moat around their house to protect them from Iranian sleeper cells

Lying comes as easily as breathing

I have long said that corporations are not corporeal, ergo they cannot have rights I was unaware of the following from 1819, which simply confirms my beliefs & Obama was right, Alito got it wrong.

@weissmann.substack.com @maddow.bsky.social I was born abroad to US parents. I vote and pay taxes, I served our nation in the Peace Corps, I register people to vote, volunteer, and try to be kind. Does Justice Alito really think I’m not American?

Kagan talking about the allegedly “new problems” that Alito asked about. Alito doesn’t care about new problems when it comes to guns, abortion, and most other issues. Alito’s hypocrisy is infinite.

Tr*mp is named in the Epstein files over 1 million times. The FBI & members of Congress KNOW he raped children. So, those with the power to do something about it are either being threatened not to or theyre complicit. Either way, the fact that he’s not being held accountable is beyond unacceptable.

Anyone who thinks the United States should withdraw from NATO has never studied history nor understands the mission of NATO.

America, we really need to have that talk.

bizarre argument that slaves brought to the US against their will have domicile in the US, and owe allegiance to it, but immigrants who came here intentionally, and want to remain, do not have domicile here and do not owe the US any allegiance

It would half crack me up that the thing that would bring down Bezos and other tech bros would be a world energy crisis.

Damn right. Texans need to vote out all of the state’s leadership. Greg Abbott. John Cornyn. Ken Paxton. These MF’ers have gotta go. Ted Cruz isn’t on the ballot but he’s one of the worst elected officials in the state. Y’all can get his raggedy ass in 2028.

This car costs $8500. Not a typo. Less than 10 racks. And you don't have to put gas in it. But we can't have it in the US, because we'd rather have racism and argue about solved problems like birthright citizenship, and should Black people be allowed to vote. So you get Cybertrucks instead. Enjoy!

Got approached to sign a petition for a new ballot measure. I asked her who's paying for the campaign and she told me the name of her employer. I said "No, who hired them?". She didn't know. Nope. There's a lot of out-of-state dark money trying to influence your local politics. Ask questions.

Sure seems like 2026 Beltway Republicans are gonna let Trump quit NATO in a fit of spittle-inflected pique, trashing 80 years of post-war soft power that cost 10s of thousands of American lives to build. We gotta blame the folks with the power to stop this. They're not passive observors.

So y'know when a semi pulling a 53' trailer hasta kinda overshoot the turn when it's tight, then jack knife it back & make the turn? Yeah. My lil Ford Piñata got a taste of how to do that kinda fancy turn yesterday 😬

GOV insiders say that Reichsleiter Stephen Miller told his Gestapo goons (=ICE) to force confrontations & attacks by protesters in Minneapolis to generate less public sympathy for immigrants & support for ICE Reichsleiter Miller is an evil hearted f#cking a-hole www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

ICE concentration camps are concentration camps.

NASA astronauts who will orbit the moon to pack passports to clear ICE checkpoint upon their return.

Ok. That motherfucker can be charged with murder too, then.

I want this too

I knew someone that grew up so impoverished, that when she got hungry as a kid, she ate fucking notebook paper. She lived in the US Midwest. So... yeah. Pull yourselves up by your bootstraps.

I hope everyone’s learned their lesson about “let’s run our government like a business” bullshit Businesses can be run into the ground Not really supposed to do that with governments

The US says its not their job to secure the strait of hormuz. They caused the crisis with an unprovoked attack on Iran and now they want other countries to clear up their mess. The rest of the world should wean themselves of having to rely on the US, because as of now they are unreliable.

I don't know the exact answer to "how rich is too rich" but I feel like being wealthy in this country shouldn't mean the ability to get away with driving around under the influence multiple times, putting the lives of others in danger, and then writing a check to make it go away.

Im fucking doing this. May 1, a Friday. Enjoy a 3 day weekend!!

I don’t think the Epstein files will be released so let’s just skip to the arrest part.

I fucking hate this for us

In case you are curious about what's going on in the fucking piece of shit news

Omg we are even more fucked.

Learn how to make soap. There are soap calculators & recipes online that show you exactly how much lye to use, then you can give away home made gifts that people will actually like & use. Quit buying shit.

How the fuck are those charts showing record setting shopping & dining out rn accurate?? Who the fuck is shopping & dining out in record numbers THESE days?? Are you putting it on credit cards?? Dude, knock that shit off. Make the oligarchs scared, this isn't how.

Peter Szijjártó taking direct orders from Sergey Lavrov is a massive scandal that is being ignored. Having a Russian asset sitting at the European negotiating table should trigger immediate consequences

Literally. Grifting, lying, raping, murdering, cheating treason weaselly, child rapists

imagine naming a library after someone illiterate.