Have decided that if this guy thinks about it really, really hard he can start playing one of the CDs lodged in his head

Mandatory IT training on avoiding social engineering attacks that is just teaching you how to resist various types of torture

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for what felt like an eternal howling airless moment of shrieking static across the bones of the soul and when i asked if & when he was coming back to the senate he lowly intoned "Libera te tutemet ex inferis" & assured me that where he was going he won't need eyes to see.

Alright so let's see what this ZnoWhite business I've been hearing of is all about

I have learned of the Peugot 206 T16 and I am so mad that they only made 200 of them. We need an electric car that looks exactly like this

Treating Mitch McConnell like a missing NPC in a Bethesda game and using the developer console to teleport him to my location.

I know yesterday was Shitting On Sleep Token Day but I just remembered that a dude got kicked out of a local ren faire because he went as Mr Sleep Token and they thought he was doing blackface

*nodding sagely* Goatloard

The Portents..... the Omens

we’re about to see the first american struck by lightning, fireworks, and a fighter jet at the same time

Many Glacier - 1, Glacier National Park #NPS #NationalParkService #Glacier

Every time I flip over to side B on The Nocturnes of Iswylm and the acoustic bit of Echoes in the Vasts of Sequestration kicks in I'm fairly certain I'm gonna hear Austin Lunn sing some Americana lol (Now spinning)

I would really like to quit feeling mildly ill. It's minor enough I feel like a baby complaining about it but it makes me not want to go anywhere or do anything. On the bright side made a killer batch of tom kha for lunch to clean out the sinuses

Phone: Hey you should really free up space No I need every album I've even thought about listening to downloaded, actually. This is critical.

Baroness posting continues as I'm kicking off this three day weekend by spinning what may be their best album. Not a bad way to start the day. (Now spinning)

Yeah I think this one is still up there with the other best Baroness albums (which is half of them, easy) (Now spinning)

How to repel carpenter bees with one weird trick: Just give in. Let them live in your walls. If you're cold, they're cold etc

NEW SIGH!!!!! usa-peaceville.myshopify.com

Robocop. No I'm serious. Robocop is the definitive movie about America, a place where everything from a cop's violent death to urban decay to police brutality are all immediately latched onto for potential profit, the only thing that matters at the end of the day.

Despite all the little jokes on here Mitch McConnell is not dead. He’s in agony

Retvrn pervert nostalgia bait but it's just the music video for Alien Ant Farm's cover of Smooth Criminal

Alright y'all weren't kidding, this is pretty sick. Adding another war metal adjacent album that I don't hate to the list.

High on Fire + Deftones co-headlining tour where Matt Pike and Stephen Carpenter just co-host a podcast. The doors lock behind you. There is no escape.

Wise old tree

demon sluice

angine de poitrine site:reddit.com/r/rabm angine de poitrine site:reddit.com/r/isitsketch angine de poitrine nsbm angine de poitrine controversy

angine de poitrine metallum angine de poitrine metalarchives angine de poitrine portal side project? angine do poitrine what is

Wild to read this just minutes after reading D'Aulaire's out loud to my infant son. I should have another kid and raise it on Swanboy as an experiment, like that pharaoh who tried to make a baby invent language.

You asked for it: metal heron tshirts are up for preorder for the next 7 days. Preorders come with a sticker! topatoco.com/collections/...

Closing out this gloomy Sunday morning by getting filthy with it. Some album art that absolutely nails the vibe of the album (Now spinning)

feels like a good day for folks to listen to Eveale and Fathomless, who have both released bangers this year eveale.bandcamp.com/album/enter-... fathomlessmetal.bandcamp.com/album/ii-thy...

GI Joes are so funny because on one side you have like The Bondage Wizard and on the other side you have Some Troop

Remembering when my wife described Ulver's Kveldssanger and Perdition City as "Christmas music" and "a video game soundtrack" respectively and wasting away

Rad: Found a used copy of De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas on vinyl Sad: It's the Back on Black version (which as far as I know is the only recent release) Let's see how much this sounds like shit (complimentary) vs sounds like shit (derogatory)

Every time I listen to @allieinchains.bsky.social 's Something Beautiful I get one step closer to starting another playthrough of Disco Elysium

everyone who likes black metal with higher production than me is a poseur that doesn't know ball and everyone who likes black metal with worse production is a tryhard elitist chud

De Mysteriis Dom Nathan's (Thank you autocorrect)

Everyone's posting pictures of Chicago lately and it looks so cool I wish it were real

Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN

From Reddit: pride train crushes Tesla with Virginia plates, lololol.

The album is out! fallenmoonservant.bandcamp.com/album/with-a... Listen now! Listen fast! Listen good! I'm so happy this made it out. I am so proud of the work we put in to get it here. Check it out today, and many thanks to those who have supported us along the way! #MetalSky #MusicSky #MusicianSky

BLACK METAL (GOOD) fallenmoonservant.bandcamp.com/album/with-a...

Finally available on cassette! Some absolutely killer guitar playing and top tier vocal arrangements brought to life by an all star cast of guest vocalists. A Desperate Hour and Laid to Waste are favorites of mine. Check em out!

ok this one got me

Conservatives do the whole "being unlikable and extremely beige is the new punk rock, actually" thing once every 6 months they set some kind of Outlook reminder to do it you do not have to take it seriously c'mon people

Our girl @allieinchains.bsky.social has been in the spotlight after rejoining power metal act Judicator, & it is so deserved. We celebrate her with a cassette edition of My Restless Temple, which takes as much influence from Symphonic Power Metal as it does from Gothic/Alternative rock.

Shorted hours this week, my checks about $100 short and I have to get my first dose of hormone medication this week that I've been fighting to get all year. Anything helps and goes a long way for me. paypal.me/lascaillesshroud

Got my first actual dose testosterone since finding out I had basically none almost 2yrs ago, and after trying to get insurance approval for the last 5mos. They still don't want me to have it, so I'm having to pay out of pocket for the forseeable future. Any help is a lot of help right now.