Only April 5th and I already want to murder the sun

Timeghouuuuuuul That's all

The perfect car doesn't exis-

While I was out in town there was a store across the street blasting an upbeat synth instrumental rendition of Every Breath You Take???

Ebike is hands down the best way to get around Portland and the only thing that would make it better is more roads without cars

Excellent day browsing the used records today

Chat Pile & Hayden Pedigo need to tour with Thou & Emma Ruth Rundle for a show that would be extremely inconvenient for everyone involved but would make me absurdly happy, personally

Daisy chaining subwoofers to get the true SunnO))) experience

Surprise Starer drop. Featuring what’s possibly the world’s first black metal cover of John Mellencamp. Also this is a fundraiser for the ESMA animal shelter so please share and help if you can. Thank you. starer.bandcamp.com/album/skelet...

This album has been high on my "must find" list for quite a while and now I finally have it! And it whips! Well worth the wait. (Now spinning)

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

New plan: Listen to post metal that doesn't use AI for their album art

This chatbot we programmed to verbally suck off MBAs is going to take your job, lmao loser Wild that this hasn't found broad popularity

theyre making the omelas kids fight like beyblades

It's trans day of visibility. Buy my music please.

SCOTUS rules 7-2 that the law is powerless to help you but not punish you

kids are calling it the charlie challenge. go to utah valley university and find the exact spot on the quad where he was shot in the neck and dig a hole right there and fuck the ground

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

happy first birthday to lucie's hamster! thanks a billion to you all 🔨 🔨 🔨

Climber's Ranch, Grand Tetons National Park #NPS #NationalParkService #GrandTetonsNationalPark

I’m sick of all the discourse about whether or not kink is appropriate at No Kings

Hell yeah through the power of the car wash I have taken my car from looking "like total ass" to "like shit"

Is there supposed to be a bug in either of these? I'm just seeing some black metal logos

Big day for Night Vigil. I released the third album/chapter (it's a metal album again, somewhat on the doomier/sludgier side of atmoblack) and the first two albums have been released in tape by @fiadh.bsky.social . Get the tapes now while you can! nightvigil.bandcamp.com/album/the-ha...

On this New Music Friday I'm listening to Yellow Eyes' Confusion Gate. I got my preorder this month that means it's still new to me ok? It's also really good!

Old theory: Graham Platner is a nazi New theory: Graham Platner wants to create a world where soldiers are no longer used and thrown away. Where through battle people will know the fullness of life. He calls it....Outer Heaven

Unfollowing in a way I wish it sent you a little electric shock

These political texts are getting direct.

The only reasonable response to like 90% of the NYT/Atlantic output I see on here is "look out here comes my piss lol"

Pretty cool that you can basically get around the hardware check for installing Windows 11 by opening a powershell window and typing "please?"

Can't remember if Hot Coldman is a real Kojima character or someone created in a shitpost

Live View From Panther Junction, Big Bend National Park #NPS #NationalParkService #BigBend

Continuing my post metal journey with Ghosts by Buried at Sea. One 30 minute long slab of rhythmically plodding sludge. I enjoyed it and would definitely recommend giving it a listen if "rhythmically plodding sludge" sounds like a thing you can enjoy!

Oh damn this is really fucking good

Some excellent compositions, sick riffs, and a rotating cast of top tier vocal talent. Do you like power metal? Then what the hell are you doing NOT checking this out?

It's me. I stole The Rock's nipples. My intentions for them are nefarious.

I have released the album (official release date is tomorrow) on bandcamp. Please buy if you'd like, share, comment, anything... tapes will come from Fiadh in a few weeks, and vinyl is available at the elasticstage link below aliciacordisco.bandcamp.com/album/my-res...

The trouble is that we have a bad habit OF BLOWIN IT AWAY I'VE GOT A BAD HABIT AND IT AIN'T GOIN AWAY

Alright there was absolutely no scientific process behind choosing what I spin next beyond "hey I've seen that album art a whole bunch and always meant to see what it sounds like" so Amenra's Mass VI is up next!

New Neurosis album has me on a post metal kick with....well, largely Sumac and Isis. Anyone got any recs along those lines? Already familiar with The Ocean but otherwise this isn't a subgenre I spend too much time in

Almost daily I think about that time Mitt Romney went on TV and said “hotdog is my favorite meat.”

"EEEEEEE-" Tinnitus Wizard belongs to caseyexplosion.bsky.social #pixelart #Gameboy #pokemon #tinnitus #migraines Interface was drawn from memory, it's not accurate. Also, I didn't get the chance to sign the drawing because the tablet crapped out near the end. It's fine, you saw it here first 👉👉

Wait this is what the Xehanort guy looks like? If he was a bit meatier he'd be goth John Fetterman

Uncanny. The only way to tell them apart is that Patrick Bateman has killed fewer homeless people

#MutualAid i fucking hate that I have to do this again, I've somehow not found a job yet and the places that i applied to have either just interviewed me and then not responded or never gotten back to me. I'm short $83 this month and I've basically nothing in my bank account paypal.me/ossifrage

Kurosawa looks like a modern day menswear nerd and that's just great

Bluesky is the social media network for people young enough to know who Hasan Piker is but old enough to think that watching someone just talk on a twitch stream sounds like torture

58 and sunny we've got the best possible weather on earth right now