The next pandemic is upon us!!! https://theonion.com/epidemiologists-confirm-first-airborne-transmission-of-mar-a-lago-face-2/

“Librarians are harming our children by exposing them to sexuality when they are way too young.” No, you’re thinking of youth pastors.

RE LEASE THE EP STEIN FILES! RE LEASE THE EP STEIN FILES! RE LEASE THE EP STEIN FILES! RE LEASE THE EP STEIN FILES! RE LEASE THE EP STEIN FILES! RE LEASE THE EP STEIN FILES! RE LEASE THE EP STEIN FILES! RE LEASE THE EP STEIN FILES! RE LEASE THE EP STEIN FILES! RE LEASE THE EP STEIN FILES!

Happy solstice 🌞✨ #artsky

Make a fake charging stations so those living in cars get left alone by police at night

How immature … (Not really)

I’m so immature but this is immaculate.

Several months ago, I took a couple short naps on the sofa where I laid my head on my dog Max like he was a pillow. He didn't seem to mind and didn't move until I woke up. Now if I lay down on the sofa for a nap, he grumbles until I let him be my pillow.

Oregon’s Secretary of State has received more than two dozen complaints about a petition to divert clean energy funds to Portland police funding. The state is investigating the allegations, which say paid canvassers are regularly misleading voters about the initiative’s goals and funding source.

i took a British guy home and when i woke up all my artifacts were gone

Turns out the Algae have more spine than all the Republicans in congress.

The trump ball gargling continues...

The wealthiest one percent are now responsible for more deaths than all geological hazards combined...

In other words, they’re not gonna be paid.

Who else agrees that President Obama was one the coolest presidents we ever had? ✋🏻 #ObamaAppreciationDay

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The fascism is here to stay until we end it by force. The time has come for a new constitutional convention.

Said a spokesperson for chimps and elephants, "Fuck you, we're not a problem to solve" www.npr.org/2026/06/07/n...

Listen well, Insects.

It must be fraud that Spencer Pratt got almost the exact same percent of the vote as Trump!!!

Ma'am, you are the mayor thehill.com/homenews/sta...

Finally a journalist who had more balls than the entire press corps of the USA. It figures it would be a woman who we assume has no balls, which shows us that the so called "men" of the US press are capons, not roosters.

EXACTLY. 👍

Unless it's this guy. Everybody hates Harry Ellis.

It could be......A Jar!

I would make a home for this dog untill the day I die...

So, to sum it up, the president made a claim, and the reporter he made the claim to simply asked what his evidence was for that claim, and he proceeded to meltdown into a tantrum and stomped away pouting.

My therapist told me: “Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.” Did that, but now I don’t know what to do with the letters.

When Trump says an election was rigged that's not an accusation it's a confession

Anyone? #BookSky

That's right. The only reason the Epstein files have not come out is because they incriminate the POS of the United States

My favorite conspiracy theory is that the number of chain pulls to turn off a fan changes every time

Wouldn’t it be cool if we didn’t blockade Cuba and allowed the people to have their own sovereignty?

Governor Walz Is Correct.......

HOW ABOUT THEM EPSTEIN FILES?