*looking wistfully out into the ocean* Chimkin nuggie

My word.

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

Your honor, what the prosecutor said about my client was very cringe.

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

RIP Thomas Kincaid you would have loved using GenAI to make the same painting 200 times.

What if someone did the back into the ropes spot but instead of a clean break they twisted the other dude's nipples

There are now 10 toilets in Space International Space Station: 4 Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1 Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1 Tiangong Space Station: 2 Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1 Artemis II on way around Moon: 1 This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

Hittin the Great Clips and asking for the Kwee Wee

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility! We're everywhere and we're cool. Here's the trans pride flag 🏳️‍⚧️ on a mid-90s Pentium running DOS.

The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.

Joel: ''KILL! KILL! KILL!'' Gold Ship:

Playing Marvel Rivals with my brother and he hit this dude with "your voice sounds like you need lotion"

If Linkin Park and Masayoshi Takanaka did a collab whose vibe would win out?

xviii - the moon

I made it on a block list for being an "AI Freak". ... I lost my medical transcription job in October to an AI firm. Aight, bud.

Neón is one of those aliens living among us.👽 📹: (IG) mas_lucha

You know these lads could spend an afternoon in the pub just naming old football players.

Mizuki whirling candy #tjpw #tjpwGP26 #wrestleUNIVERSE wrestle-universe.com

I hope they upload last night's tag match onto youtube so I can begin to indoctinate my brother into being a Miyu Yamashita fan like I'm lowkey trying to do with Masa Kitamiya.

Yuki Arai to the mountaintop! The Genius Girl is the new Princess of Princess Champion! #tjpw #tjpwGP26 #wrestleUNIVERSE ➡️ wrestle-universe.com

NEW CHAMPION! #TJPW

FULL NELSON BUSTER! #tjpw #tjpwGP26 #wrestleUNIVERSE ➡️ wrestle-universe.com

The champ has nowhere to go! Arai is so close now! #tjpw #tjpwGP26 #wrestleUNIVERSE ➡️ wrestle-universe.com

Sharpshooters are killing Miu rn

I know you wont believe me but this is a real sign near where I live

Fresh POWER! #tjpw #tjpwGP26 #wrestleUNIVERSE ➡️ wrestle-universe.com

Miu Watanabe is such a tank

Yuki Arai using the Prison Lock

L-O-V-E

MIU

Okay

Sneaky, sneaky! #tjpw #tjpwGP26 #wrestleUNIVERSE ➡️ wrestle-universe.com

💀💀💀 #tjpw 🤼

MIRAI came prepared for Suzume! #tjpw #tjpwGP26 #wrestleUNIVERSE ➡️ wrestle-universe.com

I must survive for Watanabe vs Arai

Yuka Sakazaki for the win #tjpw #tjpwGP26 #wrestleUNIVERSE wrestle-universe.com

Vanitas! #tjpw #tjpwGP26 #wrestleUNIVERSE ➡️ wrestle-universe.com

Misao be on her bullshit lol

it's over #tjpw 🤼