Bill Clinton seems like the kind of guy who reacts to all his sex scandals with “still got it”

1990 song “Mayfield” by Boston shoegaze band Drop Nineteens. Title tune of their first demo recording.can be found in their early years anthology 1991. m.youtube.com/watch?v=R72M...

Pfft thats an average weekend for me

Grover Cleveland also performed non-consecutive fellatio on Benjamin Harrison #prezfacts

It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.

They let this man — who ran for president on the idea that being mayor was enough because also he was gay — adopt Black children, who are going to need so much therapy as adults if they’re being raised listening to this kind of bullshit

Honestly love to see it and want to see it 49 more times (Source for the screenshot within a screenshot: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...)

The way I thought this was just a random joke not an actual reference to the growing Epstein lexicon.

Stop using the goddamn R word or imma give you the cactus elbow in front of your friends and loved ones.

I love that I can’t tell what any of the posts are about right now but I get the vibe they are all about the same thing

Old man take a look at my life I’m a lot like you Except I don’t blow dry my pubes in full display of the entire locker room.

Olivia Nuzzi is glamorizing FaceTime virtual sex with a scrotum-faced septuagenarian pervert while you’re worried about not adding enough punctuation to an email and coming off wrong. Let that shit go and swing big for yourself.

Damn Michael Wolff sucks

I made an MS Paint-style flowchart for the OCD girlies

Megan with a Y, indeed

I was off by 49 days

“The American people should ask themselves just what the president meant when he concluded every issue of Time Pedophiles with the motto ‘Three cheers for molestation, and may every historical era be another wonderful secret!’”

noteworthy how yall managed to phrase this as to dispense blame around the predator instead of at him.

Also, how fucking insane is it that Jeffrey Epstein found Donald Trump so morally repugnant he emailed evidence of his OWN CRIMES to the New York Times to stop his presidential run and the NYT just ignored them? JEFFREY EPSTEIN had stronger convictions than the NYT.

A number of local Chicago reporters/journalists have truly distinguished themselves over the past few weeks and I am so very grateful. It also shows that reporting is a public service when done well. Thank you all.

Man you shitting across all cylinders with this one

hi yes i’d like to return this human experience, it doesn’t fit

Rough day to be any sort of survivor of sexual violence. Solidarity to all of you, please be kind to yourselves

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files: splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app

this is so badass

I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local authorities deny catholic prisoners the Eucharist, bishop arrives, Papal sanction may follow”

Considering the reason Harvard sacked Claudine Gay; they need to fire Larry Summers into the exosphere via cannon or something bsky.app/profile/segy...

The best book about organizing I've ever read.

THIS IS THE WAY IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN scholars.law.unlv.edu/cgi/viewcont...

If the Democrats were a real party, they would be full court pressing this, ousting everyone associated with Epstein and bringing the whole Republican party crashing down. But they're gonna do the same old Democrat shit. We need a progressive movement. I hope one is starting to build.

this is actually really something. The NY Times stuff is bonkers.

What I've learned from the Epstein letters is people who covet power see cunning as genius -- also these mfers are gossipy as hellll #Chismosos

Rape is the distillation of the far-right worldview that Trump embodies: a gleefully sadistic act of domination carried out as fulfillment of a supposedly natural hierarchy. It would be weird if Trump wasn’t a rapist, given his ideological commitments—which is before you get to all the accusations.

Not to belabor the point but the evidence was in his Spotify playlists youtu.be/F0Z9XNycSXM?...

And if you wanna be down with Bad Boy then FUCK YOU TOO

The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.

i’ve never been more mad tbh

there are different kung-fu styles; i practice tiger info-dump fist

All the worst parts of right wing media for the past 60 years have been animated into the twerp juggernaught of Fuentes. I've yet to see any of the Xitter alt. to trad right voices do anything but be steamrolled by him. It'd be fun to watch if he wasnt gonna push full Nazism after.

Good middle age prog or jazz fusion trio name: Wonderlust

I believe the term for this is gasgooning

The problem with citing the golden rule with Christian nationalists is these mfers ultimately hate themselves

Benjamin Lay was out there THROWING FAKE BLOOD on Quakers in the damn EARLY 1700s because HE KNEW that enslaving Africans was a SIN, INHUMANE and should end IMMEDIATELY.

Goddamn Zach woods going IN

I’d love a full minute of this principal skinner fan reel

@johnfetterman.com come to Kensington and fight me