Got my author’s copies of the newly-revised edition of The Big 50 today. You can find yours online or at bookstores in Reds Country. @dotsonc.bsky.social and I updated everything, and added some new chapters covering the exciting 2023 Reds, top rookies, and legendary Reds fastballs. a.co/d/aqvVWk9

mr macfeely from the speedy delivery service gave me really unrealistic ideas about how willing the postman would be to come inside and watch videos about how they make orange juice with me

My point is not complicated. People are mean on all the different platforms. I can do without the horseshit about how this one specifically is just filled with nice people who want to have picnics and listen to music

Committing a crime and writing “Vinny,” “E,” “Drama,” and “Turtle” on the shell casings to throw off investigators.

I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.

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*chef's kiss*

Saw a lot of people around here saying things like "Nazis marched unmolested through the Short North" or other things suggesting nobody in Columbus fought back against them. turns out they were very much not unmolested

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We got to see Murphy's vision for a star-studded 80s crime drama. He wrote and directed Harlem Nights, starring himself, Richard Pryor, and Redd Foxx.

By my count, 2024 Reds added 8 position players after Spring Training started that saw MLB action with CIN. All but 1 had negative WAR with Reds Santiago Espinal (-0.4) Mike Ford (-0.7) Livan Soto (-0.1) Austin Slater (-0.4) Ty France (-0.4) Joey Wiemer (0.0) Amed Rosario (-0.6) Dominic Smith (-0.1)

My great-grandfather killed a guy (who had just shot my great-great uncle, the deputy sheriff). He was convicted and sentenced to 21 years. He beat that on appeal. Lost the retrial too, was sent to prison, but was then pardoned at the petiton of the prosecutor and 11 of the 12 jurors.

Great Washington Post nostalgia study. Adults think U.S. society was historically nicest and comfiest—most moral and close-knit, families happiest—whenever they happened to be little kids, and culture (music, movies, TV, fashion, sports, food) best whenever they were adolescents. wapo.st/3WXd9xS

Elly De La Cruz reminds me exactly of what I felt like when I watched Eric Davis in 1986 except I was 10 then.

americans will use literally anything except metric measurements eh

sorry guys, the notion of a special protective service for the supreme court is not "deeply rooted" in our nation's history or traditions. best we can offer is a set of flintlock rifles circa 1789.

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You literally represent a district found on land that was ceded as a result of--and was the purpose for--the US-Mexico War, you doofus.

best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶

USC-UW and LSU-ALA have no regard for defense whatsoever. This is beautiful. 154 combined points with a quarter to go in each game.

I kinda wrote this off last week as an overzealous brown nosing dipshit but every day it draws nearer to the dreaded institutional lack of control

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A very nice young man just came to the door and explained that Issue 1 would allow children to have sex changes without telling their parents. I didn't argue with him, because I think he believed what he has been told. But gosh do I hate being treated like a rube.

Ron Livingston had a great run there in the late 90s-early 00s. Wish they still made movies he would be in. *Swingers is on.

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

The Reds should honestly go out of business.

Been out watching football. How’s the Reds do? I saw they were up 8-0.

Been watching Reno 911. Are the Reds still in the playoff race?

why did it take 3 weeks to figure this out

if you’re letting elon musk put a chip in your brain, you are already infected with this malware

According to Baseball Refrence, the Reds 7 highest paid players this season (not counting Griffey) have combined for -2.4 WAR. It feels kinda ludicrous that they could still end up in the playoffs.

Reds fans may be searching for someone to blame for today's loss. But while you do, just remember that the organization sent Luke Weaver out to start 21 games and gave six starts to Luis Cessa. Any effort by the front office, and the Reds are in a division race.

Devastating choke job by the Reds today.

I keeping thinking about how the Reds might make the postseason and about how only one SP has completed 5 IP in the last 2 weeks (Hunter Greene did it twice).

When you find yourself listening to "Fairytale Of New York" in mid-September... well, the internet isn't all bad.