Free idea: clothes and shoe retailers, add a top level filter for my 3XL and size 12 feet, then just show me the stuff you are going to sell me. Signed, the guy who just blocked your website after 5x 7 second clickthroughs to T Shirts you don’t usefully stock for me.

One Leg on Eye. Irish singing, pipes, hurdygurdy, modular, wall of noise. Final number of repeated 4 bar pipe motif got me to a trance state and a Yeats sample, its hour come round at last, slouching toward Blackpool to be played. Great stuff.

harrowing nostalgia and ballroom dancing courtesy of The Caretaker, up close and personal. excellent performance, the dancers added an extra dimension, haunted ballroom and real ballroom overlapping @avantgardening.pl

Fenris and Not Dave lie ready to take your call!

#nowplaying FSOL - Cascade EP. This and Lifeform and Lifeforms defined the mid nineties for me. Also will always remember wandering at 4am onto the empty chillout floor of an illegal warehouse rave just as the DJ dropped Cascade:-) Listening in the dark with my dogs ftw.

Excited to be going to #xt26 today, very pleased to be off the stage and enjoying the talks:-) Last year was great but extremely draining… Good luck @addiebenyehuda.bsky.social @jonpither.bsky.social @hendroid.io et al youtu.be/A3yR4OlEBCA

oooh @warringtonruncorn.com all-dayer on Saturday! something nice to look forward to, only 4 and a half working days to the weekend, let’s ‘ave it.

Cats exist.

#69: Soap

a story in two parts 1/2

Hmmm. Went to the bathroom and came back to discover a post.

#sablesunday you say? only one here but he’s a good one!

happy pride month (now with alt text) 🌈🌈🌈

@peculiarityshop.bsky.social birthday present absolutely loved at first sight. thank you so much! great packaging too:-)

tfw you’re a soil Baldog trying to traverse the ginnel of Khazad-Dûm in an attempt to eats some nice hobbitses and distribute woodchips. Ronja the Blue (Merle) tells me I shall not pass!

Neil supervise; Fenris dissapeer into bush like Kurtz; Not Dave and Mephistopheles run a catfûd protection racket. How was your Monday? Deathcube today so much less animal:-/

@zackpolanski.bsky.social the Greens must contest Makerfield, surely. Someone needs to fight for human rights rather than The Toilet Inspectorate?

#caturday seems to begin with a Tortoise Explore

HENCH was a remarkable book, start there, one of the decade’s top ten for me. VILLAIN is a fine Happy Ever After story, a worthy continuation, another trip to a compelling setting with a 4 dimensional bad gal protag. Are we going to get a third, I wonder? Thanks @nataliezed.bsky.social!

mephistopheles really need to put my signed uber poster of throbbing gristle on the wall elephant keyring tat from indian tourist duty free

If Buckethead takes the bucket off he dies

@mickmercer.bsky.social reminded me of the existence of Daisy Chainsaw today. go subscribe to his blog!

"So how will seeing a clown cure me?" "I'm afraid you misunderstand. There is no cure; this is purely pagliative."

Cocaine godfather Geoffrey Hinton says we must convince cocaine that it’s our mother bsky.app/profile/fray...

so i said “seems to me you’re just feeding people to The Line” and then his daughter burst out crying

Turner and Hooch and Grogu

findmypolitics.com?e=-84&so=-69... “interestingly” taking the long form vs medium flipped me from progressive left to democratic socialist. top match Chomsky both times, by all accounts - not 100pc sure but ok.

Ten (oops 11) bands/artists I’ve obsessed over: COIL (this list could be just COIL x 10 tbf) / TG Front Line Assembly / Delerium / Noise Unit Skinny Puppy / Download / Tear Garden The Caretaker New Order / Joy Division The Durutti Column A Certain Ratio Pink Floyd Sasha Nine Inch Nails Aphex Twin

nooooooo i’ve missed HENGE at FABRIC what the fuck

"removed by author" lmfaooo Ay Ayrron the Corncob God of Moderation with another thin skinned BANGER dude shouldn't be moderating an EzBoard fan forum, let alone an entire social media platform

NEIL.

@jeaye.com just finished reading your optimisation blog - cool stuff. you mention “In the native world, we don't currently have JIT optimization. It could exist, but LLVM doesn't have any implementation for it” - not sure, doesn’t the Azul Zing JVM use llvm instead of hotspot as a JIT engine?

Just sponsored Jeaye because I think Jank has the potential to be something spectacular:-)

yall are not going to believe the picture I just got of Adonis

#DogsInPollingStations duty complete.

can confirm their VICIOUS nature. they are very very serious dogs! with toooofs. (ok ok these guys are about as vicious as a slug and have bite inhibition so good you can walk them around by the jaw).

Slightly diminish a film: Uranus Ascending

and they say i’m hard to shop for

mods asleep repost glossy void perfection

Neil. That is all.

COIL

Pride is resisting heteronormative domination of our lives, not settling for being "tolerated."

SHIT ON IT - a random Friday Night Dinner screenshot, every hour!

Scanners at age 7. Starview had a lot to answer for.

mods are asleep, post tiny blue eyed puppers.

Best wishes to both you and Marmite. I’m going to have a lazyish one: play some tunes, maybe loop some beats, poke on a stupid document for work, pick up the daughter from her work and hang out in front of the telly til bedtime. No doubt the Shelties and the Cats will demand feeding 20 times…

it’s your party and i’ll cry if i want to

Imagining Zoomers getting really into Salvia. Bro I’m low key a bean bag chair in the devil’s clown hell rn fr.

me too! dragging the gothdaughter along for some dubby goodness.