Love the "Discover" section of this app. Nothing like graphic sexual images and porn gifs.

New Doggzzone! Never heard of Automan but look at this dude. He's made of stars and magic. @1900hotdog.bsky.social

Be a great day to see some Sunday news anchors have spines.

Watch this movie! Don't learn anything about it first. This description should be enough.

Wow

"Tonight there's gonna be a jail break...somewhere in this town. " I might have an idea where to look

The follow up question doesn't exist any longer.

Jessica Fletcher and her typewriter will return in Avengers Doomsday

Don't threaten me with a good time

I follow an awful lot of Ians. Ians are out there getting it people.

One of the best named characters I've ever read was from a Weis and Hickman book called Dragon Wing. There was a headsman they called for whenever a crime was especially heinous and his name was Three Chop Nick because he always struggled to cut the head off cleanly.

I think a movie with real potential is a biopic on the Warrens regarding their con jobs and what a monster Ed was. Including the 15 year old girl he kept captive. It could show that the true terrors in our world aren't dolls, they are other people. Anyway, universe, here's an idea for someone.

Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter (516) 785-5220 3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793 We're still searching for a peaceful adult only forever home for MELIA. She can live with cats. no dogs. She enjoys car rides, walks, playing, running and sitting by your side while getting belly rubs.

This is the most American sentence I’ve ever read (derogatory) He “shot a woman several blocks from his home while firing a gun he got himself for Christmas at an energy drink can in his back yard.”

I see people raving over LOTS of things I don't particularly love. certain movies, foods, books, songs, tv shows, sports, teams, etc. who cares? let people like what they want ffs.

I scream. You scream. We all scream

Show me what you can do with just a pencil

Me

Her "breasts" make it look like her head has a pair of testicles

Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate. 😌🥃 "MERRY CHRISTMAS, NUGGAH!"

Guess I'm the only one who hates Pluribus

‘Splains a lot…

I want to punch this Mission Impossible movie in the face so bad.

South Park needs to do a new "took our jobs" with robots and AI

More like Bear Parade

Had the same experience with straws.

“What do you want for Christmas?” I want an anti-time room. A nice little like 12’ X 12’ space that had my hobbies and a gym. But in this room, no time passes in the outside world. A room that I can just go into and play, then return to the real world without having incurred any time cost or aging.

We did it, Joe. @sassquachcomics.bsky.social

If it wasn't for Pad Thai, I wouldn't have no Thai at all.

Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.

“Where is home?,” you asked. I smiled, replied back “wherever you are.”

i stand by this statement every year

She's named after Ice Cube's mother because she makes Ice Cubes.

As my meemaw Tosie used to say: One man's cute is another man's cuticle.

True Crime Podcasts End of episode 4: And that was when they found...the dead girl's body.... Beginning of episode 5: COME ON DOWN TO CASINO TOWN! LOOSE SLOTS AND EASY PAYOUTS! Lil sad music The body was found in the crook of an elm tree...

Wife is in a conference all day today and tomorrow and I think I'm gonna hit some classics I've never seen. People seem to like Jaws, so I'm gonna start there.

It's getting harder and harder to find humor in Trump related news, but holy fuck this lil award he got was so darling and I can't stop laughing.

Looks like my great Aunt Edith

Accidentally farted in front of my coworker. I said "sorry to toot my own horn' Feeling pretty clever right now.

As you should be killed me

If they're here they take our jobs. If they leave they..take our jobs?

home sick and about to dig in to The Stranded by sarahdanbooks.bsky.social

@alexschmidty.bsky.social and @katiegoldin.bsky.social and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social together again on Secretly Incredibly Fascinating!! Fuck yeah! These three could talk about anything and I'd listen.

Cartoon by Nick Anderson | Tribune Content Agency

ok this joke might be a little too specific

Time travel in tv and movies is exhausting. More precisely, it is exhausting for my wife to watch these with me.

If this image I just found wasn't enough to convince me to try the game*, there's a ten hour trial on PS5! *It was enough

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.

You know what really slaps? Hands