"What would you do if I barked you a tune?" Joe Cocker Spaniel

Did he mistakenly wish *for* a monkey’s paw?

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

Public Service Announcement: Butcher's beloved dog Terror dies in the finale. For no reason. Ostensibly as a motivator for Butcher to flip out. Damn I am so mad. I guess all lazy writers go to the same summer camp. #psa #theboys #doesthedogdie

I'm not finishing this episode of The Boys. I am so fucking sick of people using the death of dogs for story points or motivation or whatever. Jesus fucking Christ can't I watch a single god damn thing without seeing a dog die? Fuck fuck fuck I'm so mad right now.

You say you're a true crime junkie but you don't know what the hyoid bone is? Get the fuck outta here you amateur.

I grew up in the 80s. There's not a movie that played I've seen less than 9 times. Because you watched whatever was on. Or if you had a VHS player you'd just watch the same movies. I feel it is much more impressive now to have seen a movie that often.

Superman

Fuck the police

I only shower because I want to make sure I don't have rabies. Turns water on, looks at it... Why, I'm not scared at all! Better luck tomorrow, Rabies

“No no, you see it’s very normal and natural for a bunch of pasty Americans and Brits to play Ancient Greeks but WE WILL NOT TOLERATE MELANIN” - the very convincing argument from people who insist they’re not being racist about the casting of the Odyssey film.

I was ten or eleven and found a penthouse forum magazine with a letter about a bisexual threesome and I was like that is for me.

Of course it's hard to have intercourse over fours sets of corsets

I love the Trolley Problem. There are infinite variations and all of them will tell you something about yourself. A trolley coming down the tracks comes to a split. On one track there is a person tied to the rails. On the other track are 5 people tied to the rails. You control the track switch.

I want to see an A24 version of Gilligan's Island where they slowly descend into madness and cannibalism.

REGULAR CHESS IS THREE DIMENSIONAL CHESS!

Tinothy Chalafey would be a hell of a cool celebrity couple name.

The "good guys" in Star Wars use mind control magic and murder to achieve their goals....Hard to see either side as right

@okidokico.bsky.social A Little Golf Journey is great and I believe Okidokico might be the best company name ever.

I come from a long line of unreliable narrators.

Coworker: DId you just say sorry to the trash can you accidentally bumped into Me: .....yes I did. And I'll do it again!

Ugh. The latest episode of Ridiculous History gave me such a gem and since neither the show, nor the hosts, are on Bluesky I can't share with them. But check this out - reading this, I seriously thought it was about Time Pirates.

@vincentdonofrio.bsky.social IS Kingpin. The definitive Kingpin. You can't imagine anyone else in the role. One of his best performances. And that says a lot. You can't beat Robert Goren but this comes close.

Is there a type of sex worker who would just come over and listen to me talk about the things I love and act excited? I'd pay for that

I didn't even know we had 13+ spices.

Hey Dogg Zzone! When are we gonna see @nataliedee.bsky.social and @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social back on the pod? It would make a lot of sense, considering your shared history, to have them as guests on an episode of Bigfeets. @seanbaby.bsky.social @brockway.bsky.social @1900hotdog.bsky.social

Reminds me of an episode of @1900hotdog.bsky.social 's podcast where they read a book where the author says "if only Jesus had lived, imagine what a force of good he would be". Same level of cluelessness.

The thing about UK-based crime dramas is that when all the exceptional dialogue and very serious acting eventually gets to a trial, everyone looks like this 😅

If it weren't for misunderstanding I would have no understanding at all

One of the favorite things that I have heard on a podcast is where Jenny Slate reveals on HDTGM that she dresses in men's clothes when she is scared.

I have never understood anything less in my life. Prince is a Trout? ONJ is the host of Family Feud?

Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...

The reason I love books like Reacher and such is that you get to see bad people facing consequences. That does not happen in the real world. Reacher, Peter Ash, Court Gentry, these guys get to make the bad guys pay and you can pretend for a moment that justice actually exists.

Love this series. Peter Ash is the most likeable of all the dad book heroes (Reacher, Orphan X, Grey Man). I really hope we get a TV or movie adaptation

If it weren't for misunderstanding I wouldn't have any understanding at all.

Hair is a fucking killer song. This video of The Cowsills performing it in 69 is pretty cool.

Every 13 to 17 years, Jon Secada emerges from his underground lair and emits a high-pitched whine.

I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane.

My mom has peacocks and they are, to a bird, tremendous assholes

I want a coffin with an internal mechanism to rotate my corpse at random intervals with a corresponding text alert to my family that whatever they just said made Joshua spin in his grave

I really wished Luke and Jessica ended up together as in the comics. Maybe they might in the MCU. One can hope

@youknowlydia.bsky.social how cool is it having your namesake in such a wonderful book? Coincidence I am sure. @brockway.bsky.social I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200 by Robert Brockway on Audible. www.audible.com/pd/B0GC8TLRJ...

I like to randomly whistle the Community tune wherever I go. Every once in a while you see a flicker of recognition and then a smile. Not the theme, Daybreak by Michael Higgins.

What if we pleased the right by putting up statues of Confederate generals but also pleased the left by having the statues shown doing something stupid and wearing dunce caps. Andrew Jackson poking a celery stalk in his ear.

we're going shopping #Cat #Caturday

Amen!

Timeline cleanse.

@brockway.bsky.social !! The book hit audible! So happy as it's the only way I can read. Fuck yeah! Suck it Stormon, this guy finishes his shit.

@brockway.bsky.social Had to jump to bonus episode first because I saw the topic. More letters from Craig Stormon?! Let's fucking goooooooooo