Just a reminder, if every racist got some brass in their eye (as is deserved) A LOT of our grandparents wouldn’t be here Challenge your family on their bullshit EVERY chance you get

Men seeing their wives undress in front of them for the millionth time:

Hot take: These two designs are the only good things to come out of The Old Republic. Otherwise it’s just a WoW clone with lightsabers and pretty cool trailers.

Me at the mildest inconvenience:

Good haul

I offered my 2 year old a banana and he went "Wait! Have to put book away!" and then put his book away in the right place before stumbling over mumbling banana over and over. This kids a genius I'm so cooked he'll usurp me in weeks at this point. I don't even always put my stuff away right.

Shotout to Hazbin for having the first Bury Your Straights

Need a durple bakem beezechurger

My dog when I give him catnip or something idk

Gimme a ‘Hell Yeah’

Asking the real questions

I need to watch this movie again, it was so fucking good. Basically it’s Beauty and the Beast meets Ready Player One, but anime. The music is amazing, the animation was good, I wish this was more popular.

My only real opinion about the “hasan drama” is this: Left wing influencer allegedly has a shock collar on his dog Right wing influencers advocate rape and genocide Apparently the dog thing is worse

Morning, fuckers

Coworker: *walks in front of me while I’m carrying something* *looks back* Me:

The new Mr Olympia, Derek Lunsford!

Just got snow

When I try to do something other than a militarist in Stellaris, but my neighbour takes a system I was expanding towards:

Looking at anyone who mildly inconveniences me like:

Hell Yeah

Born too late to live a happy suburban life Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East

“Hey we’re gonna literally just do BG3 but probably worse” “Ok yeah that was a bad idea let’s lay off dozens/hundreds of people”

Ok I don’t know if it’s a new update for IOS or Spotify or what but literally every time I leave an app or turn my phone off my music stops and it makes listening to music such a pain in the ass and every time I get filled with such a bloodthirsty, violent rage that I want to find who made this and-

How many fictional characters do you know that are cooler than Skull Knight? Exactly. He’s literally the coolest fucking character ever.

Mom just made a new sweater for Mr. Bitch

Me and the boys being possessed by lore accurate brandon and joining the woke hive mind