Welp. Just downloaded a free trial of WordPerfect, and it's like catching up with an old friend I haven't seen in decades. For the record, I was *selling* WordPerfect 5.0 when they made the transition to 5.1. Tables! Mouse support!

If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus. joemygod.com/2025/11/mo-y...

Starting up a studio to produce full length anime films set in Italy instead of Japan. First up--Princess Monognocchi

Oh, boy. We have entered 2-1/2 months of holiday car ads

I am *this close* to dumping Microsoft Office and going back to WordPerfect for my personal use. Any reason why I shouldn't?

Go fund me: Feature remake of Twelve Angry Men, but it is the D.C. Sandwich Toss jury and instead of jurors at each other's throats they have the most unbridled fun that any 12 American adults locked in a room can have short of group sex. $2M gets it to a streamer. $4M with above-the-line actors.

My only memory of Dick Chaney: I used to work across the street from his cardiologist. At least twice a year, they would shut down the whole street, and put snipers on rooftops, before his limo would drive up to the building door and he was exposed to the public for mere seconds. Seemed excessive

@rubenbolling.bsky.social The new comic totally works, and I instantly knew what you were going for. I am, however, over 50 and not averse to reading, so take that as you will

Isn't a beaver full moon a contradiction?

Why is it called a brothel instead of Ass Pro Shop?

Happy Christmas!

Shout out to all the people wondering what the opposite of in is.

Once again, we had almost no trick or treaters (house at the end of the street, long staircase, so not really surprised. And, oh no, we have all these surplus candy bars now

My local Spirit Halloween was all out of Issac Choriner costumes

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Ellis Rosen and Tom Chitty. #NewYorkerCartoons

Attention @sarahmackattack.bsky.social

Want to make sure this letter arrives at the right place.

If he wasn't in the #EPSTEIN_Files, a hardbound copy embossed in gaudy gold would be readily available for sale at his MAGA Merch site for the low, low price of $500, or IF YOU ACT NOW, a personally signed copy for the more-than-reasonable price of $1K: Courtesy of the gross greedy #GrifterInChief.💰

I have confused the dementia screening for an IQ test which I found very hard, too hard for you probably What were we talking about again— tigers?

Oh, NOW they stop the runner at third?

Not exactly baseball, but Verizon is running a World Series ad with a woman cutting up a banana and putting it in a blender. The blender will actually do that for you--the cutting is completely unnecessary

This restaurant I am in just segued from Toto's Africa into P-Funk's Flashlight

Welp. As of today, all of my children are of legal drinking age (in the United States). They already were in other countries

In case it's useful.

Brian Kelly gets fired and we have a new winningest active head coach in college football! And KC Keeler has Temple rolling.

My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com 🎶

There are so many crows on my roof right now, I'm fully expecting Tippi Hedren to pound on my front door

Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):

I don't mind (occasionally) filling out a customer survey, but I really mind a) feeling pressured to complete it, or, b) having it be more than one page. Once I have to go to a second page, or answer more than a handful of questions, I will just give up

@aedwardslevy.bsky.social , is this true?

The photo: The comments you will laugh at:

My kid got a Mole Day cupcake with a mole on it

The next president should knock down the ballroom, load the rubble along with all the gold "decor" onto trucks, and dump the lot on Mar a Lago's driveway.

Why is it called a pillow fort, and not Tykeonderoga?

Having a slice of NYT plum torte counts as eating fruit, right?

Attn: @akivamcohen.bsky.social

Brought a little bit of Philly to #NoKings San Antonio

Some acceptable kings:

Ohtani is Jesus Christ? The organist thinks so

Help me share to 100 (big number!) You know you want to 😀 #RecipesfromtheAmericanSouth youtu.be/G71MZynajjQ?...

The waiter suggested Mahi-mahi, but I dont think I could eat more than one mahi

Come see me in DC tonight! 7Pm Union Market Politics and Prose

www.npr.org/2025/10/15/n... #RecipesfromtheAmericanSouth On NPR!!! please share!