"Enter TOMEEN MAC O'SEAMUS. He is emotionally tormented by the deathbed confession of a parent, or recent emigration of a sibling, or a dispute over the sale of land, but also deeply respectful of women in a way that feels written by a man. He is dressed almost entirely in tweed."

I was asked to make a cheese board, so I got some Gouda and told it long, pointless stories

A few random F1 thoughts (the sport, not the movie which I watched the first 1/3 of because it was unrealistic crap) 1) Weird not hearing Crofty, Brundle, et al. 2) The racing is better, with lots more passing 3) Indycar and Nascar still have more competitive series

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There are coyotes howling outside my house right now

Oh, goody. A tornado watch

Everywhere I go, I feel like there is a bamboo grove behind me. I swear, I am being stalked

1 down, 2 to go. I used convection bake and didn't lower the temperature, just to make @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com jealous

Did I replace my smoke detector batteries yesterday when I was supposed to? No Did 2 of my detectors decide tonight that I should have? Yes Did I replace many, many batteries tonight? Yes Am I glad I bought a new ladder this December mostly for this purpose? Oh, yes

I used to be an overnight DJ at a radio station. Spring Daylight Saving was "Where is my hour of pay?" But Fall was like "What do you mean I have to do this hour? I just *did* this hour"

Hi guys can you help me repost this 50 x? Thank you, much love, Michael.

Woman who makes the bongs you get in corner shops youtube.com/shorts/-SoFn...

Do you ever wake up and see your blanket(s) and think "What the hell was I doing in my sleep?"

The Markwayne of the Beast. Is this anything?

Modigliani implies the existence of Larrydigliani and Curlydigliani

Because of all my great connections, when I went to the White House, I got to sleep in the LinkedIn bedroom.

Would you like it At my flat? Would you like To meet my cat?? I would not like it At your flat. I do not wish To meet your cat. I do not like it Here or there. I do not like it Anywhere. I do not like to procreate I do not like it, Tinder date.

Hot some Costco bulgogi for dinner, and the instructions are basically: Put in hot pan Cook until done

Citation needed

Nicely done

Citation not needed

This can't be a good sign for the economy. The local diner chain has declared 2026 to be the Year if the Cabbage

Do it. It's fun and informative!

All that great music. He studied piano at Julliard and almost represented the US at Russia's Tchaikovsky Competition, until Moscow found out he was a pop artist. He plays some nice Chopin here. youtu.be/tS8UfwApS9Q?... He also wrote a piano-orchestra piece called Manhattan Intermezzo which I like.

Liver's cheap because there's low demand for it. If everyone started eating it, it would become expensive. And even if everyone loved it, it's only recommended that you eat it once a week, or you risk vitamin A toxicity. Would be nice if the secretary of HEALTH knew that!

I should take it as a good sign that my kid calls me from college for one question and we end up talking about random stuff for an hour?

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Are the judges at track and field vaulting events pole watchers?

I'm at home but I just put my phone in airplane mode and a lady rolled by with a cart and charged me $8 for a Coca-Cola.

Masterful Troll, TCM.

This is a pretty good logo

"Downhill Skiing: Fall off the chair thingy that takes you up to the starting line."

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 23 1956

Watching the NASCAR race, and the Morgan & Morgan just took heavy damage. The announcer said "It's going to take more than a plea bargain to fix that." I laughed

US bobsleds should be painted like hot rods. Metal flake paint, flames, the works

From a uniform standpoint, this is a good looking hockey game

US bobsleds should be painted like hot rods. Metal flake paint, flames, the works

Curling explained...

snow storms can be very dangerous for the elderly. so make sure you let your grandma sleep inside tonight no matter how much she barks

Ok, @sickoscommittee.org , one more for the Aluminum table

@gregjenner.bsky.social I (finally) finished Ask a Historian. What a fun read, and nicely broken up into digestible sections. The perfect airplane book.

I'm in Warrington Bank Quay. It's hard not to do the voice. youtu.be/56CE36ehg3Q?...

running towards a real life BASEBALL GAME tomw Nationals.TV | nationals.com/watch

It's February and I'm hearing thunder

Well, there's the image that belongs below any good post.

When I first met my wife, she did not believe me that curling was real. Now I get to watch it on TV at the Olympics, but I'm still not sure she is 100% convinced