What do you think is the most recent year when Donald Trump saw a newly released movie? I wanna say like 1986

The cowards at Microsoft won't let me choose from the entire emoji set to react to Outlook emails

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

I noticed Lio Rush acting weird in the Revolution battle royal, but I haven't seen Collision yet, and people talking about his new gimmick make it sound fucking nuts (complimentary?) 🤼‍♂️

What is this conveying? The guy is punching and kicking the wall for no reason?

What if Goku had a podcast

Me laughing around other people vs. laughing at a podcast alone in my car

I figured out what happened btw. Patreon randomly gave me a "check out this post you may have missed" notification and I thought it was a new post. Turns out it was a post from 6 months ago where the host announced the death of his dad. Great job algorithm 🙄

Is this headline from Red Dead Redemption?

OK. Nobody move

The WICKEDly talented

I've heard of "Let's talk about the elephant in the room" but this is ridiculous!

They should keep all the celebrity deaths a secret over the year and then reveal them all during the In Memoriam section of the Oscars

Regions of Ohio: "Up by Cleveland" "Over by Toledo" "Down by Columbus" "Way down by Cincinnati"

Listened to a random music recommendation from my tl and it's bad :(

There are places I remember all my life, though some have changed. But you don't see me going and writing a song about it

Remember when boats kept running into bridges

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Fantasy Lisbon, ND

honestly, whatever. you were all warned!

Only 6 more years till Will Smith can go back to the Oscars

Hey wait a second, how was the Matrix supposed to work? Wouldn't they have to expend more energy keeping humans alive than the energy the humans would produce?

Had a beautiful dream that I had to leave work early today

Hell yeah youtu.be/zPELiBsi4KM?...

I'm watching "The Visitor" (1979) and I'm absolutely losing my mind at this. The little girl's response made me cry laughing

Me when I accidentally shoot my own mom

I think we're finally done putting together furniture for the immediate future 🙏

The Bush era is back baby and worse than ever

Had yet another guy comment on my King Gizzard shirt today. I think maybe he was too homophobic to tell another man "nice shirt" so all he said was "I listen to 'em!"

Serious question, what is the enforcement mechanism supposed to be for all the war crimes we keep committing? In theory are they eventually supposed to arrest Trump et al?

is that a vibrator in your pocket or is your penis just really scared of me

Just saw a real funny video where a girl says honk tooah, I'll send y'all the link once my grandson gets home

I love my large idiot son who displayed epic levels of based by loudly demanding chicken fingers from the world's greatest chefs

I love when I order something online, and rather than being shipped to me, it's sent on a Forrest Gump-like cross-country adventure until it finally realizes that I was its destiny all along

Cujo

Woke up with globus

You never hear about ringtones anymore

No I don't watch "The Pitt". Do I seem like a guy that would watch that? No

cannot stop laughing at how theres a fantastic, award winning new jazz song called 'dracula flow 6' youtu.be/UgnuMd7HaNw

Today I was making my way through immigration at MEX. The agent asked me the purpose of my visit. I said I was there to work with CMLL. She got really close and whispered, "...as a participant?" in a way that made it so clear that she didn't want to out me in case I was an unmasked luchadora 😂 😂 😂

Would everyone get mad at me if I already restart my pokopia save