I've now read the entire Wimpy Kid series with my kid and my three favorite are • The one with the big snowball war at the end • The one that's just about his brother's band • The Rowley fantasy quest book

Hey Liberals! Putin hates this book, you should totally read it. Give the🖕🏼to Putin. Read State and Revolution now!

There's gotta be kids these days who don't know who the Grinch is, and who get extremely confused hearing "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" on a Christmas music playlist

this music cue perfectly captures that feeling of when there's a cat and you see the cat

[Girl from Brave voice] Look If ye had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything ye ever ever wanted

I've never had a cousin walk, my cousins are all dorks

happy pie for breakfast day

You're telling me this titan is a tack-on?

Wait hold up, Lexi Nair's FIT

Smiling Friends is Rick and Morty, to me

I refuse to find out what "Mr. Fantasy" is

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

Hot Ones guy on Macy parade

Get in the Nemo, Defunctland

happy thanksgiving

makeing my way downtown

"Have you seen this, have you heard about this?"

Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

The "most replayed" feature on youtube videos tells you so much about human nature

I love when that shounen *clenches fist* shinwas all ni nare

Sending myself gifs in Teams just to feel something

Geography knowers, what's the most "Are you sure you want to start a city here?" city in the world?

The doctor telling me the only day I could schedule a medical procedure was on the same day as the company Christmas party

Finally did a rewatch of Twin Peaks s1+2+movie so I can finally watch s3. Only took me like 8 years

More like Wicked: For Bad (good review idea for the newspaper if the movie is bad. Haven't seen it)

Blumhouse Strega Nona

(SB Line) Update: Train 340 to San Bernardino - Downtown will hold at Covina due to an unruly passenger. Please expect delays.

My variation of this is that I'm trying to finish it so that I can listen to it to fall asleep without being distracted by stuff I haven't already heard before

This is the F for Fake of 4 hour youtube video essays about animatronics

Sorry guys I can’t go to the party. I realized I’m ugly and unlovable. Yeah this was just now. No yeah I’m going to straight to Ugly Hell when I die, which will be soon. Someone will shoot me with the gun for ugly girls. It’ll probably be tomorrow yeah. Have a good time though. You guys need cups?

The bus is a brutish, lumbering imitation of the noble train

A movie that takes place where you're from

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead When the skies of November turn gloomy

If I ever have to do anything I'm FUCKED

Had a dream that I received a package at work that I was supposed to hand deliver to Bangkok for unknown reasons

Phone is on 6%,what wire do I cut

Holy shit Full Gear is still going lol

Just unfollowed someone for using compound swears

I'm not watching Full Gear live and I need to remember to stay off bluesky tonight

Lmao