starting to consider getting back into shmups

masturbation as a show of hedonistic indulgence and luxury vs masturbation as a shameful loss of control to base pleasure

it's really kind of blatant when you read some random power fantasy and it includes being forcibly turned into a woman, huh

Cocks shrinking should be a real thing they should make it into a real thing

learning how easy it can be to cum in a cage is a bit like learning santa isn't real

continually annoyed that all of the hypnosis for premature ejaculation is on how to stop it

"Loser" is such a hot word. I don't have anything else to add

the benefit to having sex with a doll girl is that if you close your eyes and pretend really really hard that you're just using a sex toy they'll be into it

the bit of socks you see peaking out from the tops of shoes is eros. the equivalent of seeing a flash of a woman's underwear.

the sneakers stay on during sex please

hey do you want to go on a really long walk together? i know it's a little hot out but i would love to spend the time with you. yeah ill totally massage your feet when we get home. can you wear those sneakers that are a little stuffy and make your feet sweat btw.

the internet kinda makes me wanna vomit

it's my birthday so everyone has to be super nice to me okay?

mahjong's really fun when you win and horrid agony when you lose

twinning someone into a crocodile girl via a combination of mirroring and induction through music

ageplay and findom seem like they should go together but in order to understand the value of money i have to put it in terms of plushies i wouldn't be able to afford and then i wanna cry really bad

god bless foot freaks

if i did post my kinks i'd be too tempted towards curating them to be as embarrassing as possible to indulge my humiliation kink so i'm just gonna not do that i think

why are there two suns

Girl with a womb tattoo above her null spot

public humiliation fetishist (made a minor typo and decided to just leave it rather than hastily delete the post and recreate it with the typo removed)

it's so fucked up that doll hrt isn't a thing because we're missing out on amazing posts like "seven months hrt" accompanied by a picture of half-formed doll joints in a bizarre amalgamation of human flesh and polished wood

pros of having paranoid delusions is that someone kidnapping me off of the street *does* sound pretty hot

*trying to be relatable* so you know when you've got the image you're editing open and everything looks good but when you zoom out you realized that you left the pixelize setting too low and can still make out way too much detail?

you can obviously be a pathetic debased submissive in this way but it’s honestly a good look on anyone. dommes who are like this are great too

i love girls who are completely hopeless pornsexual masturbation addicts i love depraved loser gooners i love girls who jerk off multiple times a day

Sorry, I don't remember my first impression of like, anyone. That was a different me, I don't have access to her memories

i am way too terrified of what i might hear to copy the first impression meme. i'm not responding to them for the most part because my memory is very bad.

i wonder how things went for those guys who tried to make tulpas of their anime waifus.

being the type of person to see tw men and going 'do i really wanna deal with a story with men in it :S' means that after reading i felt like i was in fact the exact target audience for this. good nauseating piece of short fiction, seriously mind the tags.

series of finswitches whose dom/sub dynamics have accidentally formed a circle with the same money being traded between them constantly. as they add more to the pool when they have extra, and give less when they need to budget, the money functions as an inadvertent mutual aid fund.

patreon suggestion: "penny milking reyes for all she's worth" #ofthedevilnsfw

a woman makes for a way better beta male gooner virgin loser than a man ever could

i am becoming increasingly enamored by the idea of a girl who thinks pissing herself is sex. describes her filling bladder as getting horny. it's group sex when a bunch of people are watching. she's correctly identified which body parts are involved so a+ job there.

wallet is a beautiful name for a girl

ending up so deep in debt to your findomme you're forced to move in with her, but she's addicted to gacha despite having zero luck on pulls and keeps wasting both of your paychecks failing to pull for her 'waifu' so the only thing either of you eat is rice and beans

your boobs are barely noticeable, you can still convincingly boymode. look it's starting to get really warm out, are you really gonna try to wear hoodies to cover up literally every day? i just think you're overreacting, nobody's gonna notice anything if you go bare-chested at the beach.

I like when the erectile dysfunction is a barrier to her having actual sex with her wife but, somehow, for Some Reason, absolutely not a barrier at all when it comes to cumming her brains out watching or perhaps during a condescending post-cucking handjob. Rock hard throughout. Weird how that works

girl who posts increasingly aggravating comments until one day her account is nothing but a wall of reblogs and replies so sycophantic and mindless it's unclear if she's even able to comprehend what she's replying to

it's really funny that college araragi looking so feminine is being attributed to his "vampire-factor" as if senjougahara wasnt feeding him blue pills daily like candy.

i understand why it's done the other way around, but clearly censored versions of photos are the ones you should have to pay for? they take additional effort to make, and the audience who are interested tend to be more willing to pay. like it's just logic.

extremely basic social interactions are difficult

indirect kiss between you and your crush by means of the boot of the woman who owns you both

feel like playing a game of mahjong remember why it is i stopped play mahjong

ideal time lengths for masturbation are either sub 30 seconds or greater than 4 hours. either it should be an all day affair that totally consumes your life, or if not, an incredibly short period of immense pleasure that leaves you intensely ashamed.

this one doesnt count its an intermission chapter okay ...reminds me of . hm.

sighs wistfully. dogeza apology…