girl who posts increasingly aggravating comments until one day her account is nothing but a wall of reblogs and replies so sycophantic and mindless it's unclear if she's even able to comprehend what she's replying to

it's really funny that college araragi looking so feminine is being attributed to his "vampire-factor" as if senjougahara wasnt feeding him blue pills daily like candy.

i understand why it's done the other way around, but clearly censored versions of photos are the ones you should have to pay for? they take additional effort to make, and the audience who are interested tend to be more willing to pay. like it's just logic.

extremely basic social interactions are difficult

indirect kiss between you and your crush by means of the boot of the woman who owns you both

feel like playing a game of mahjong remember why it is i stopped play mahjong

ideal time lengths for masturbation are either sub 30 seconds or greater than 4 hours. either it should be an all day affair that totally consumes your life, or if not, an incredibly short period of immense pleasure that leaves you intensely ashamed.

this one doesnt count its an intermission chapter okay ...reminds me of . hm.

sighs wistfully. dogeza apology…

stealing furtive glances whenever you get the chance. staring just a little bit too long and turning red when you realize. endless fantasies of touch, of kissing, and less polite things. finally working up the courage to get on your knees, meet them at eye level and confess your undying love.

i have a crush on mommys boots

NO. MY BELOVED WITCH. BEATORICEEEEEE!!!! DONT GO. DONT VANISH. OH NO YOURE ALREADY SO FAR GONE. I CANT LET YOU GO. NOT LIKE THIS.

girl who thinks of herself as a disgusting rapist but her only conception of sex is sending money to women so it's just giving anonymous donations

relationship goals or smth like that, knmf

marrying another girls armpit,,,,,,,

its actually messed up how much better rubbing yourself through your panties feels compared to jerking off. like everyone feels that way right?

i mean it's a very nice picture but your shoes aren't in the shot so i don't understand what i'm supposed to be jerking off to

letting the plushiegirl sit in the room with us, but she does have to face away the whole time

having a trans, kink-informed therapist is funny because sometimes that means you can’t go to the local hypno skillshare bc your therapist’s partner runs it. hashtag my hypnodomme therapist

average western yuri fan: this author interacted with het and now i'm questioning their motives for writing about lesbians woman yuri writer i forgot the name of: i like when straight women get cast in lesbian AVs and they look disgusted the whole time

I think girls are pretty cool :3

30+ year old woman who definitely knows what sex is, she just wants to hear you say it first to make sure you know what it is

[hand on shoulder] i have a load bearing masturbation fetish

love girls who brag about things they have no business bragging about. girl who talks up how big her dick is when it's <2 inches. girl who talks up what a stud she is when she's a complete virgin. girl who says she could beat anyone in a fight and can't do a single push up. important.

*points and laughs* You're never gonna be just a sex object like you wanna be! People care about you and they like hearing what you have to say! Your body isn't the only thing about you that has value! Loser!

gender affirming SPH

bumper sticker that says "mother of a proud boot humper" with a muzzle on it

i <3 hopeless masturbation addicts forced to jerk off to pictures of clothed women

Censored nudes. Fully clothed women. Really embarrassing porn. Someone you really wish you could fuck or someone being railed by another woman. Giving away various quantities of money. Your own pointless, chemical-drowned pleasure loop, masturbating to the concept of masturbating. Like that!

Masturbation is really hot and the more needy the better the more desperate the better and the more pathetic the better. Especially with regards to the stimulating material

and you love her. obviously. you desperately want to make her smile. you can't, the best you ever manage is keeping your dumb moans in when she puts her cigarette out on you so she doesn't react with total disgust. you caught a glimpse of her with someone else, once. she seemed happy.

domme that hates you domme that for real actually hates you domme that really truly hates you and hurts you as an excuse to get it out of her system domme that wouldn't do the things she does to you to someone she loves

boot worship

the memory stuff of dissociation is really funny for me because it's only like, kind of bad. where i will have no idea what happened today and go huh i guess nothing important happened and have to push that little bit extra to go oh wait a lot happened.

evercold stuff is making me wanna get back into ffxiv so i can experience the current systems one last time. but on the other hand holy shit i don't wanna play any of the existing jobs lmao.

making the cuck attend abstinence seminars and sign a born-again pledge

i love being a disgusting girl pervert

wish there was a second type of like for when you want to like something for pervert reasons instead of regular reasons

I have woven you a dream of exposing and observing.

it's depressing that brain chips and neural implants have incredible pervert potential but the thought of them is tainted by the fact that the irl development is being done by dumbfuck soulless billionaires

if you push this button, two things will happen. one: you will receive two hundred thousand dollars, tax-free, no strings attached. and two: someone, somewhere, whom you don't know... will cum.

im the protagonist of an hdoujin titled something like "taming this masochistic brat!! he moans like a girl after putting on a couple pounds~~"

thinking about this

you know the ancient greeks considered shallow vaginal depth a sign of virtue and wisdom

a real fun to think about for dommebreaking themed domme4domme is the subs underneath them. how is a mere mortal mind supposed to understand a war in heaven? how do you reconcile a star falling from the sky when that star was what you built your life around?

2 weeks on gel has seen more breast growth then 2 years on pills 💀

you know that corporation would eat you if you died right? in fact it's eating the still living you right now, its callous disregard for humanity and basic decency laid bare for all to see.

dropouts burnouts and losers forever