Fars also mentions that American officials themselves have told Iran in multiple messages that "Trump's tweets are primarily for domestic American propaganda and media consumption" and "should be disregarded”.

Thom Tillis, NC trying to take positions that can help Michael Whatley elected to succeed him and simultaneously more difficult for Whatley to support and thus less likely elected. (Cooper will win)

OK then. No reason to pay them $1M each from the slush fun.

I so well remember, and occasionally quote in different context, the line Baney Frank said in the 90's when GOP reps tried to make his sexuality an offense. "I caution my republican friends from naming names about this issue. Something might happen. I might happen it" I might happen it.

What is the whole odyssey if not a penelope cruise

WHO IS JACK SHIT, AND WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING I GOT HIM FROM CHINA?

I encourage states to review the text of Fuck You v. Make Me

The Supine Court Justices.

We've finally won the war against woke

Editing my Mac/iphone contact list and I see there is a default category for home fax, work, fax, office fax, and pager offered.

Character isn't a choice in the moment as much as it is an instinct of a lifetime.

...the president’s golf game, which by every honest account is like watching a goat throw a curveball...: Charles Peirce, king of perfectly formed descriptors, insult division

And lets not forget the linear correlation between inverse educational attainment and voting Brexit. It always seems those who are least educated and thus least likely to be able to work out what vote is best for them are most likely to vote to make their lives worse, and then not notice.

Every journalist on earth is just a foot soldier in a weird psychosexual argument between six rich people at an orgy.

When Rudy Giuliani dies, remember that he won't be able to see the mean things you post about him. But the rapidly decomposing president who sees him as a political partner and who's worried about his own impending death absolutely will.

Tried to catch the rainbow and lightning photobombed my iPhone shot. #WXsky #ILwx

I think about this all the time.

I just laughed aloud. LA (authentic)

I do not want to subscribe to your emails. I do not want you to update me on the latest deals. I do not want you to integrate with my calendar or my Zoom meetings. I do not want to personalize my experience. I do not want a walkthrough of your product. I do not want to pay for a premium experience.

I do not want to enhance my experience with AI features. I do not want to enable cookies. I do not want to agree to your terms of service. I do not want to speak to an agent who can better understand my needs. I do not want your yearly subscription. I do not want to enable text notifications.

peoples luv dem rain songs

You’re telling me that the world-altering technology that will probably take my job soon & is unavoidable in everyday tasks whether I want to use it or not could also solve an array of massive public health issues but probably won’t because it “lacks incentives” to do so. Do I have that right.

Whoopsie daisy how'd this end up on my timeline?

Notice how a book can make you gay, a vaccine can make you autistic, a mask can make you sicker, and a poster of the Ten Commandments can make you moral, but guns don’t kill people.

Big week for division-by-zero politics where, because x happened? Unrelated y.

These cultists are lost to humanity.

Obviously it does not matter to the people who think he's a business genius, but Trump not understanding percentages gives an indication of just how much actual work he's done managing his own businesses

That's gold, gerry.

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

Kash Patel is living breathing Leeeeroy Jenkins.

Freedom is only a hop away. Can he make it?

Predictions, polling, market forecasters are no better, and likely worse, than what is a novelty gambling oddsmaking data procedure. Data driven, computerized, up to the second estimates of the wisdom of a particular crowd. Guessing, in other words.

Be productive. That is my rule. Nothing less.

led by donkeys

I notice today that MLB biography note for LA Angels catcher Logan O'Hoppe says he has an identical twin sister Melanie. Now maybe I am missing some contemporary cultural information or after reading it three times someone has very serious trouble with English or there is a joke from or to someone

Less firin', more hirin', Less Wall Street, more Main Street, Less ICE thugs, more nice hugs, Less droppin' bombs, more helpin' moms, Less shootouts, more cookouts, Less hypocrisy, more democracy. - Gospel of George and Whatnot

Since these two are in the news this week here is Meloni sneering at Orban behind his back in 2024 I think. Pure hate in the Italian way.

The MAGA grand slam. Humiliating, offensive, stupid, and funny in one post.

Not real but also perfection

Watching how Orban reacts could be a preview of Trump in the midterms, or 2028

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

TRUMP: “Do everything I ask or I’ll bomb you back into the Stone Age!” IRAN: “How about, instead, you do everything we ask and we’ll call it a day?” TRUMP: “Deal.” FOX NEWS: “Awesome Trump is the world’s most masterful negotiator!”

Best pope

If I (or anyone) in the future will refer to a future event, no matter how certain and scheduled, to occur in "two weeks" no one can be blamed later for saying they dismissed the message as meaning the opposite of the intent. "Two weeks" now has connotation of "never". Time span devalued.

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

All the MAGA admin personnel jumped at the chance for power, position, prestige (?), importance, and rode trump to their dream. He is out of touch as ever and moreso and now they realize there is no way to extract themselves. Ride or die, for real this time.

Jo Adell STILL has negative 0.1 defensive WAR?

And there it is.