darrin looked me in the eyes and told me “i’m going to say something you’ve never heard before, but you know i’m going to be right. a squirch is less than a squarch” and he’s right but i’m mad about it

It lit up!?

2026 is gonna be my open earbuds era (guess who just gave into the youtube marketing campaigns and bought raycons)

they're 4k AI upscaling you in the qrts bro. yeah you're really smooth and HD now and all your intricate details are kind of blurred. You're at 60fps and have interpolated in-between frames dude.

turns out the answer of this wheel of fortune puzzle was not “tooting on all fours” in the category pet peeves

Uni's face is the roundest! :3

what do you mean you haven’t thought about the logistics involved in running Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

in my old old age of 31, if i manage to stay up past 10pm i consider it a win for the day

Uni evolved! :3

neobong at the rwby concert

jeff probst exists in three distinct forms: Jeffrey, Jeff, and Uncle Jeff. Jeffrey is the sadistic bully terrorizing and running the game. Jeff is the host and the narrator, the charisma after the show moved to Fiji, Uncle Jeff killed Jeffrey and is now a fun chill guy

i got my biannual full haircut on saturday. it ended up a bit shorter than i’m used to. leaving it unstyled that day i was told it was giving jon and kate plus 8, the little lad who loves berries and cream, and most devastatingly, a monk’s tonsure. it looks much better styled, btw

got a haircut today and they gave me the jon and kate plus 8 😭

cock securities

Uni patiently waiting while his dad prepares sashimi

New 2026 insult just dropped

He’s purring happily… but his butt is extremely close to my face 😂

penis tricks: balloon animal shadow puppet helicopter, and it gives you some lift lying face down and balancing on it cum rings artistic lasso

Season 2 Episode 29 - Frame 1095 out of 2711

is it against the rules of Survivor to fart into the fire for extra fuel during the fire making challenge to get into the final three?

don’t ask me how much money i spent on a drink while seeing Key, of SHINee fame, tonight

christian literalists will watch the new david and goliath movie and call it rpf

this lives in my head rent free. whenever a character is knocked down in a ttrpg i just think "right on their pronis"

Uni is practicing his strongest punch! :3

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops: Blue Diamond Bob's Red Mill Land O'Lakes Tillamook Welch's

back on my bullshit (buying a game on release day playing it for two hours and then restarting the game 10 months later) with ffvii rebirth

I think of this every time I take the car

What is this creature…?

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Half of my dnd group stopped into town yesterday and we got to spend time together before they headed on! Nat and Charlie Smidge I wuv you guys so much 🥹💖💖💖

Asking for uppies

Bat Uni returns this year! :3

today, at the ripe age of 30, i became the second person in my family to face plant and do damage to their face at Oaks Amusement Park.

Uni

this continues to be one of my favourite images

I had a dream last night that Jojo Siwa held a Top Golf hostage so she could go out on the field and drop golf balls into the holes

international yaoi day was absolutely perfect for Hilson content. House is bad but also kinda good?

when your bestest friend in the whole wide world doesn’t believe that you met the jonas brothers on omegle 😔

whenever oomf tells a story from their childhood i imagine them like this

one of Josephine’s best

there’s a special circle in hell just for food bloggers

weed is crazy coz like how does a plant make family guy good

yeah you can say unemployment has been good so far. i’ve gotten into watching artisanal pencil sharpening videos and i can’t stop saying “nothing beats a jet2 holiday”

Little blep :3