one inch tall is a good height for girls to be

Everyone in these telenovelas looks like a Second Life character

after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls

More like Buttholefield Sex

It kinda rocks that every single one of my ideological opponents is a Zionist Pedophile

A mais alta do Tekken!

How will GameStop survive this one

warner brothers trickster figures explained

Glorp on my grink

Worshiping my kitty goddess wife's fat nuts like the good girl I am. ❤️

Playing Tekken

lrp: I’m a size fujoshi

So! Macro Couples… ( @nouveauhowler.bsky.social & @teslawolfen.bsky.social )

Tried to play Arc Raiders with @perrupls.bsky.social First time we queue up, it crashes. Try to load back in and reconnect to the match, but it keeps crashing. The game tells me my only option is to abandon, losing my items. I have never gotten this bad of a first impression from a game before.

Compiling a list of macrofurry-adjacent horror movies that might be neat. I write down “Night of the Lepus,” lean back, and spend the next three hours trying to think of a second example.

This is how it feels being a 30+ furry getting new comms of your sona

My better half treating me right 👸

Reaching that point of the work contract where the management just kind of forgets I’m here. I think I’ll go for a walk and a nap today.

Can’t imagine how dire it must have been to be a furry in the 90s, when Minerva Mink was the only anthro character who isn’t designed like they’re a gross-out Ren & Stimpy knockoff.

The DaVinki twins are alright

No no, it’s fine. I like it. I just… When you said your stomach was “a machine that turns cute girls into ass fat,” I thought it would be quicker.

Presenting my new economic theory, “Everything At The Grocery Store is $6 Now”

IRC never leaked my ID and I got excellent 240p anime off it. Just saying.

Asking for uppies

Jesus Christ that is FOURTEEN dollars!?!?

Ugh FINE I’ll watch Eddington

New sub! Ep. 355: Chief und Pangzer "Super Buster Bros." pastebin.com/raw/ALrS1Kyf No amount of urine can make Arino’s gameplay skills viable.

Outlook: How do you like the new Outlook? Isn’t it great! Leave us feedback! Me: Fuck off. You are an email client, do not speak to me. It’s dogshit and you should feel bad for making this. Outlook: Thanks! We’ll let the team - and your organization’s admins - read your feedback! Me: Ah crap.

CW: extreme cruelty, fatal vore, and talk of light disposal. Maximum cruelty Zoey comic, as voted on in a Twitter poll. Don't worry gentle fans. You'll get a maximum gentle Zoey. Happy vore day!

Thinking about getting betrayed and churned in a hot giant’s stomach ☺️

Nothing beats relaxing with some snacks. 🎨 @screamiscream.bsky.social

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

My hunch on the AI “piss filter” is that they just have a ton of old scans of newspaper comics and comic books in the training data. A lot of those scans are on paper that has yellowed over the decades, so the stupid AI goes and makes it piss-colored because it’s just replicating the paper.

Sending goatse to puriteen zoomers like I'm summoning an ancient demon

Belli pouch

it is actually, literally insane to me that the big "improvement" they're trying to sell us is a computer that doesn't compute, can't do math, won't follow orders and just spits out whatever it wants

What do you mean the wolf lady with red eyes isn’t from the same thing as the horny wolf guy and fox lady? This is Zootopia, right?

Blueberry wine is so good I don’t give a shit that it’s just white wine with blue and purple Kool-Aid powder mixed in

Played some Street Fighter last night with @perrupls.bsky.social watching. Something about these new outfits is making me play Chun-Li again…

It is very funny how every 2017-era "breadtube" lefty creator fell down the same rabbit hole of making one video a year about Donkey Kong 64 or some other old+shitty piece of media

La-Mulana (2006, 2011 remake)

Having very productive thoughts about being a toy for a pair of hot macro guys.

I know Jacob Weissman is still the biggest example of Food YouTuber With Evil Vibes, but I think Babish has an underrated maliciousness

Shocking and upsetting everyone when I point out that lady is not, in fact, Gillian Anderson

I smell like cinnamon (and is that ginger?)

Mario Kart World Illustrations

The way I gasped

Ideas at the moment: Witch Vampire countess Sneaky thief Haughty, evil princess

Gosh I would make a cute fantasy villain.