Chipotle catering a work event. I put the slop from the trays into a bowl. Then I eat the bowl slop with a rapid shoveling motion. HR reps interact with each other like they’re speaking Simlish. Happy Friday.

So I’m enjoying Marathon. I love the health goth/Future DOS aesthetic, and the insane murderous nature of it reminds me of sandbox MMOs like UO and EVE.

Classics Of Game 141 www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFF7...

Proud to announce that I’ve just been hired up by SubscribeStar as their Foot Enforcement Agent. I’m happy to finally fuse my passion with my work!

My wife claims that this is me. www.youtube.com/shorts/CFJVq...

Iran: check this shit out. I literally just drew a big picture of a soldier on the ground. The American AI spent $150 million trying to kill it. The US: Claude, give me war plans big tiddies wins in war Montgomery and Rommel visible nipples mastermind plans child-like face

Ok deleting that post for immediately breaking containment

A macro who rinses micros under the faucet for a few seconds before eating them.

My wife is so insanely hot you ought to be grateful she steps on your stupid city

My OC became a permanently tiny shrunken squirrel woman when she 1CC’d a magical Musihimesama arcade board.

pls give cookie ;-;

While I appreciate that it correctly clocked me as The Most Submissive, I wish this test included the “Edible Rodent”

Love to yell at a macro when they commit a social faux pas. There’s no way my pouty indignant behavior will backfire.

Every macro’s got The Glaggleland Massacre at the top of their YouTube recommendations

AppleTV’s Hijack is such a stupid show lmao I love Idris Elba as Action Business Consultant John Hijack

Your tiny squirrel wife is like an inverse Mr. Magoo, where she just keeps falling into peril.

You know damn well sizeplay couples would have showed up all the time on Springer

Macro-Micro Marital Mayhem!! …Next, on Maury📺

I’m in my beanstalk era. I’m Thumbelinamaxxing

Followup: I used the mettalic hair to make Anarchy Stocking Lili

I wanna get home and make my own riff on Gay Metallic Lili

I’m confused. If Discord defaults every account to being a “teen,” doesn’t that mean that an account that never uploads its ID would still be able to interact with, you know, actual teens? How does this promote safety, exactly?

lol thanks for saving me a monthly sub discord

The rampaging macro’s antics come to an end when they run into the Magical Squirrel Girl whose combat style is just listed as “fighting games.”

Please be understanding of your local bratty princess. It's hard for us to be perfect right now.

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

Watching '90s Star Trek (up to Voyager) and realizing that Bungie stole literally everything they ever designed in their entire 30+ year history

I’m the princess of computers

When the macro gets you hot and subby, but you kill the mood by saying “orz” out loud like it’s a real word.

Mmm.. churning the wife..

More like Killy Love Story

Her huge size

"What's your sona's voice sound like?" Me:

I love the aesthetic of “Skinamarink” (2022) so much that I forget it’s an incredibly polarizing move.

A tiny woman who keeps calling him “my giant boyfriend,” even when it doesn’t fit into the conversation.

Casual macro/micro vore is so fucking hot fhxgafzxvhahwjfnsn

CW: #Vore, #OralVore Not every swallow needs to be a momentous occasion. Sometimes you just want to lay back, relax, and eat without paying attention...the fact that this food is (was) a living, breathing woman doesn't change that comfort 🦊✨💜 (Check my Patreon for the best quality!~) #Ayu3D

Getting zapped with the monkeyfication ray and coming out like AiAi.

You’re welcome.

Fun fact: If you are good at meal prep, your coworkers will hate you.

Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/

Saving the city from the gay macro couple by doing a magical transformation into Fujo Mode.

Hey @remmyzilla.bsky.social Ultraman is copying your aesthetic for one of its (friendly) kaiju

Edible body wash. You know? For preys.

Guy drinking whiskey at 8:30am: It’s always CBS News’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil somewhere.

I love the Eastern European horror trope of “evil Soviet architecture.” The worst thing you can think of is cheap apartments. It’s up there with the Western horror trope of “the scariest thing is a naked old lady.”

youtube recognizes that i am a cinephile

I love buttery crackers

I'm itty-bitty