Jesus Christ that is FOURTEEN dollars!?!?

Ugh FINE I’ll watch Eddington

New sub! Ep. 355: Chief und Pangzer "Super Buster Bros." pastebin.com/raw/ALrS1Kyf No amount of urine can make Arino’s gameplay skills viable.

Outlook: How do you like the new Outlook? Isn’t it great! Leave us feedback! Me: Fuck off. You are an email client, do not speak to me. It’s dogshit and you should feel bad for making this. Outlook: Thanks! We’ll let the team - and your organization’s admins - read your feedback! Me: Ah crap.

CW: extreme cruelty, fatal vore, and talk of light disposal. Maximum cruelty Zoey comic, as voted on in a Twitter poll. Don't worry gentle fans. You'll get a maximum gentle Zoey. Happy vore day!

Thinking about getting betrayed and churned in a hot giant’s stomach ☺️

Nothing beats relaxing with some snacks. 🎨 @screamiscream.bsky.social

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

My hunch on the AI “piss filter” is that they just have a ton of old scans of newspaper comics and comic books in the training data. A lot of those scans are on paper that has yellowed over the decades, so the stupid AI goes and makes it piss-colored because it’s just replicating the paper.

Sending goatse to puriteen zoomers like I'm summoning an ancient demon

Belli pouch

it is actually, literally insane to me that the big "improvement" they're trying to sell us is a computer that doesn't compute, can't do math, won't follow orders and just spits out whatever it wants

What do you mean the wolf lady with red eyes isn’t from the same thing as the horny wolf guy and fox lady? This is Zootopia, right?

Blueberry wine is so good I don’t give a shit that it’s just white wine with blue and purple Kool-Aid powder mixed in

Played some Street Fighter last night with @perrupls.bsky.social watching. Something about these new outfits is making me play Chun-Li again…

It is very funny how every 2017-era "breadtube" lefty creator fell down the same rabbit hole of making one video a year about Donkey Kong 64 or some other old+shitty piece of media

La-Mulana (2006, 2011 remake)

Having very productive thoughts about being a toy for a pair of hot macro guys.

I know Jacob Weissman is still the biggest example of Food YouTuber With Evil Vibes, but I think Babish has an underrated maliciousness

Shocking and upsetting everyone when I point out that lady is not, in fact, Gillian Anderson

I smell like cinnamon (and is that ginger?)

Mario Kart World Illustrations

The way I gasped

Ideas at the moment: Witch Vampire countess Sneaky thief Haughty, evil princess

Gosh I would make a cute fantasy villain.

Baltimore Mayor Scott response on Trump: I think it's very notable that each and every one of the cities called out by the President has a black mayor, and most of those cities are seeing historic lows in violent crime…

…Fuck. They got me interested in the Tekken board game now

So was I lied to or what

Almost felt bad about Raven being just a CoD map sweatshop. Then I replayed Hexen.

Tiny girl riding a roadrunner like it’s a chocobo.

Tiny girls rise up

Last few years I’ve really enjoyed Thomas Ligotti’s short horror stories. Read through most of “Songs of a Dream Dreamer” and “Grimscribe” and can’t recommend them enough. Still need to open up my copy of “Teatro Grottesco.”

Look at this little asshole

Hello, we're the Committee For Respecting And Valuing Women (Formerly: Church Marms Against Black People) and you should listen to what we have to say

Been on a dumb nostalgia kick lately with toys I remember. A couple of weeks ago I got a little pack of Tech Decks and have been trying to learn that again. Today, I have a new urge.

what did people use runes for before you'd equip them for +0.7% fire damage vs. flying enemies?

I’m the Mr. Bean of sizeplay

Losing my survival instinct when the macro pred calls me a slut 🥴

Half tempted to leave right now and put in for 8 hours. None of my contacts are in and my badge does not work. We can try again tomorrow, right?

Choke me like I'm Jingle the Jester.

Decided to touch this sketch up a little bit~

This thought has, unexpectedly, resulted in assigning random ethical point values to actions.

The tiny, hard-to-read 'noooooo!' speech bubble from a nano who's about to meet a terrible fate.

Searching for the purest, most morally-neutral vore. A real ±0 on the karmic scale

Are you Team Golden Dildo Tower or Team Gay Ziggurat?

[incoherent guttural squirrel noises]

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