Sprite is a breakfast/lunch soda. Coke, despite its higher ranking, is a dinner soda.

the brady bunch relies upon the early deaths of two parents. beneath your frivolous merriment there lies a foundation of bones

And this is when your game loses me and I uninstall the demo

The gamers yearn for a new Phantasy Star Online

Once again my anal vore-themed wordplay goes unrecognized

Studies need to be done about how CBT just doesn’t work on people above a certain level of sapience

I love giant evil milfs especially my wife

That DropoutTV lady in the leather top 🥵

My wife refuses to see the entertainment in treating conservative furries like the zoo animals they are

honorable death

Going to the grocery store at 11AM on a weekday. All the boomers keep scowling.

Can someone who isn’t a culture war demon explain to me what the hell happened to Doctor Who?

OH MY GOD @perrupls.bsky.social IT BEGINS YES

Playing Marathon for the free weekend and this really is obviously just something entirely undeserving of a modern audience. Very obviously made by talented and smart people aiming higher than making background noise for forklift drivers.

[Sees someone at work wearing a shirt that reads “made to worship”] Me, doing my best Jessica Rabbit voice: “Same.”

Yobbas (Yoda X Jabba shippers) are literally the most delusional members of the Star Wars fandom, and I say this as someone who used to ship them HARD before I got preoccupied with my divorce proceedings

Ah, I see they've chosen Miller Late to be the PBR of this recession

konami should bring back bloody roar

I was gonna play Ingrid before the CA got revealed 😏

Yeah uhhhhhh I’ll take the big dick pasta, with the tiny dick sauce.

I am tempted to redo my OC’s backstory to be “She’s from the moon. That’s why she’s like that.” Which moon? The moon.

A moon squirrel? What a time to be alive

Update: I love my wife so fucking much I’m making her watch “Jiz and the Mammograms”

I am one apple tall

If a macro offers me a piece of popcorn I’m just gonna eat the outer layer with the butter coating and leave behind a gnawed mess. Like an awful gremlin that eats just the chicken skin

Meet Eiteri. She is my sona. I spent years developing her, and thanks to Emma and indigo and many more! she is finally here! Artwork is by Ferris! Check his stuff here: www.furaffinity.net/user/ferris

Hadjet stepping on micros ASMR 2 hours

neonnnn

Ha ha oh no my one weakness

Ooooooh Earth Rider 🥰 Thank you for the Great Lakes

Do you like my car? Yeah, the hollowed-out apple. I bought it from a worm.

it's Micro May so please shower me with attention and praise for being small. Thank you

I want my wife to pulverize me with her perfect paws. I want to get smeared by her toe ring

As a princess, there's nothing I love more than brushing my hair for hours next to a large open window.

It's fine, they definitely won't make the leap to come for you and your delicious LGTBQ avatar next because they think it's deviant too. That person was weird, you're not.

I love you Sandra Lee. Yes please let's make a cocktail by mixing vodka with a different kind of vodka

Macro putting this sign up in front of their mouth to try and get me to walk in

Thinking about how the word “larp” has mutated in recent years, and how it perfectly coincides with nerdy social activities dying off

Your favorite tiny squirrel girl got tipsy off of these 9% IPAs because she is an itty bitty lightweight.

I love my wife so fucking much I’m making her watch “Gaming In the Clinton Years”

An EA sale on Steam? Let me just search for my favorite EA franchise, Ultima, to see w-

Me: What am I going to do. Tekken is not improving any time soon. Who will replace Lili for me :( Capcom: Hey check this out

Sipping on this beer while I play fighting games this afternoon. No you're not allowed to eat me when I win

How some people act when they genuinely want to be stepped on:

Marathon update: With level-based matchmaking, I have played enough that I am now in the unstructured "high level player" blob. Consequently, the cheating is now getting impossible to avoid. Way too many players can spot you through 300m+ fog, see through walls, and do not experience recoil.

Your favorite tiny squirrel wife is getting churned tonight Holy hecc

The worst YouTube ad is the one where the man’s eyes bug out as he stares at something inane. I want to reach my fingers through my screen and pop those babies like they’re pearl onions in brine