Meet Eiteri. She is my sona. I spent years developing her, and thanks to Emma and indigo and many more! she is finally here! Artwork is by Ferris! Check his stuff here: www.furaffinity.net/user/ferris

Hadjet stepping on micros ASMR 2 hours

neonnnn

Ha ha oh no my one weakness

Ooooooh Earth Rider 🥰 Thank you for the Great Lakes

Do you like my car? Yeah, the hollowed-out apple. I bought it from a worm.

it's Micro May so please shower me with attention and praise for being small. Thank you

I want my wife to pulverize me with her perfect paws. I want to get smeared by her toe ring

As a princess, there's nothing I love more than brushing my hair for hours next to a large open window.

It's fine, they definitely won't make the leap to come for you and your delicious LGTBQ avatar next because they think it's deviant too. That person was weird, you're not.

I love you Sandra Lee. Yes please let's make a cocktail by mixing vodka with a different kind of vodka

Macro putting this sign up in front of their mouth to try and get me to walk in

Thinking about how the word “larp” has mutated in recent years, and how it perfectly coincides with nerdy social activities dying off

Your favorite tiny squirrel girl got tipsy off of these 9% IPAs because she is an itty bitty lightweight.

I love my wife so fucking much I’m making her watch “Gaming In the Clinton Years”

An EA sale on Steam? Let me just search for my favorite EA franchise, Ultima, to see w-

Me: What am I going to do. Tekken is not improving any time soon. Who will replace Lili for me :( Capcom: Hey check this out

Sipping on this beer while I play fighting games this afternoon. No you're not allowed to eat me when I win

How some people act when they genuinely want to be stepped on:

Marathon update: With level-based matchmaking, I have played enough that I am now in the unstructured "high level player" blob. Consequently, the cheating is now getting impossible to avoid. Way too many players can spot you through 300m+ fog, see through walls, and do not experience recoil.

Your favorite tiny squirrel wife is getting churned tonight Holy hecc

The worst YouTube ad is the one where the man’s eyes bug out as he stares at something inane. I want to reach my fingers through my screen and pop those babies like they’re pearl onions in brine

Bravely telling these two hot macros that they’re not allowed to fuck in the park.

I guess I can always go back to… Tekken 8?? Ugh

Been having more thoughts on Marathon as it has gone on. Turns out my initial feeling of “this is like sandbox MMO PvP” was maybe a little too right! The game is suffering from issues where a small subset of players are basically pulling ahead and becoming impossible to kill.

If you’re a mushi I’m your hime-sama that’s just how it is

I have unlocked new heights of trolling shitheads in Marathon.

Evil kitty

Rancid vibes. I can't have this shit in my recommendations, Alton

In case you’re not convinced that Twitter is a dead site for AI slop: Saw someone point out that the Twitter account “Gunther Eagleman” is in the top 3 most-engaged-with accounts on the platform.

"To put it bluntly, an X post today receives less than 3% of the views a single tweet delivered seven years ago." If you think it is necessary to be on Twitter to communicate your fact-based worldview, the reality is that worldview is being smothered.

Getting upset because Peacock didn’t spend tens of millions of dollars making size fetish videos.

Smooch tiny squirrel women

Pretty Kitty <3 u v u #art #OC #Originalcharacter

I keep getting YouTube recommendations for peoples’ home server builds. They are driving me mad. Literally none of them tell me what they are actually running on their servers. It’s nondescript shit like VMs and hypervisors. I have to assume they’re all running $10,000 rack-mounted Plex servers.

Doctors love portals

if Trump nukes Iran it will be because no one powerful in america has ever been seriously punished for anything

Nurse Dana from "The Pitt": That's the freaking problem with you kids these days. You're the ones who saw "Star Wars" instead of "Sorcerer"!

love me pls

What the- They made a show about me???

Bwain hurty understandy Cwissmas >///<

Who, me? :3c

I’m still really enjoying Marathon, and it’s taking up almost all of my video game time now. That said, I am becoming notably more cutthroat about it. Last night I exfiltrated while leaving my team behind, solely because I had some nice loot.

Ok, umm. How about, like. Instead of John Wick it’s John Wiki, and he corrects the bad guys until- Wait, you’re gonna eat me *now*???

Informing the macro with a gurgling stomach that they are both too big and too fat for this public beach. It’s my duty, as a bystander.

We are booked all the way to May! Standard commission for @diane-hudson.bsky.social

Lmao imagine how humiliating and pathetic it would be to get smushed by a giant-sized me

My strange, off-putting, size-obsessed neighbor has invited me over to his place to see his “invention.” I’m sure I’ll be fine. He’s probably going to tell me I was right to yell at him for staring at me while I was sunbathing.

No HOA? I’m about to start renovating some more floor space into the condo. Gonna go Kowloon Mode on this building.