Being the illegitimate child of a musician can be crazy because I just went to someone's profile and their banner was a collage of my late father shirtless

Do you ever feel the urge to do something lame on purpose

Bethesda game fan here and I love fixing things for free for some reason! Do you have any broken appliances I can just come in your house and repair? Don't pay me, the dopamine hit I will get solely from seeing it turn on and function is payment enough.

Got called a viking in public today. Does this look like the face of a conquerer to you

i dont think youre supposed to do that with the enemy ?

Cooking new yuri ideas. Has anyone considered vampire stoner gf but she can't get high by smoking a joint bc of being undead so she has to drink from you after you get high in order to get stoned bc weed enters the bloodstream

I can tell when I'm being flirted with about as well as I can taste the difference between a lemon and a lime tbh

in the club getting pelted with rocks. they're hoisting me onto the lighting truss and handing out rocks to pelt me with

All I needed to feel more comfortable in my own skin was to get more androgynous apparently

hello kanaya hi kanaya kanaya hii #homestuck

i fear i may have cut my bangs too short but i kinda like it?

new dog thingy yippiee yay!!!

it's apparently dragon appreciation day so you have to appreciate her

Vigilum redesign

Jasper redesign

Not actually a vampire but sleeps in a coffin regardless

dodgy betsy just for the sake of it

Cant stand this fucking guy

what if you saw me shrink and transform into a possum while i thought no one was watching and scurry off to go eat slime

community question: where on the tumblr sexyman scale is she

christmas has been miserable yet again thus far. here is the sacrificial pikmin

zionism is dogshit, israel is dogshit and no one should support it and call themselves a human being

fat boobs

Last Maxine of the year

An artificial body, flayed & hollow to remind you of what you are, but to deprive you of who you were.

Eurydice, the gambler

Fool of entropy, Vescera

a fool or harlequin of some variety. a jester, even

Characters ranked on how hard they cry during sex

She was abandoned in the forest for an amazing reason

I should start being really annoying and hype myself up way too much. The most UNDERAPPRECIATED artistic mind of the century. The most UNDERRATED artist of all time. The HIDDEN GENIUS of the 21st century

2022, intended to the the protag of a game I never ended up making where you'd have hemokinetic abilities that'd deal more damage than most guns at the cost of draining your health

should she Return...

why is he so cutesy for

decided to have a go at designing an extremely standard shounen protagonist. him name taiga

Another update for bsky: I moved back. My roommate was incredibly irresponsible, lied about multiple things including how early rent was due, and seemed to expect me to fill the role of his mother. So I left lol

unnamed jackass with a slightly different style

Molly done while unable to sleep

Ibakha portrait

i wanna bring back sadie but i'm weird about how much nudity i allow on my page. i should probably just get over it

Ibakha, ever-resourceful "raider queen" and pride of the Gaolong Reivers

Scoundrel-for-hire

I cannot believe this is the same character like 5 years apart

warm + cozy

oh update for bsky followers: i've moved. the bathroom here is kinda unpleasant.

a mockery

ibex six & altai

This is getting out of hand. Now there are 2 of them.

what is she doing. can someone tell her to stop

Another green jacket has hit the wardrobe