a cast iron skillet, unsure of actual age but somewhere over 100

"The Board of CPJ will formally change its definition of who qualifies as a journalist, to broadly exclude slain Palestinian and Lebanese journalists who worked for government-funded media outlets." From Mohammed El-Kurd (editor-at-large at Mondoweiss.)

i feel like tightvac packaging is trying so hard to persuade me into believing people dont just buy these for weed

really enjoying forza horizon 6 but man playground really really had a chance to make a whole eurobeat radio station and didn't????

someone please get this women some antibiotics before she turns fully into a dog

scam artists at least used to look cool and wear nice suits now they're just youtube chuds that act like they just got hit in the head with a boulder

consulting a dietitian to learn why having a frappucino for dinner gives me a tummy ache

fulfilling the purpose for which it was built would imply that it's for watching men dressing like women or a lion eating a man's head off

im addicted to eating food, i do it every fucking day like every 3-5 hours its so good i lovve eating Food!!!!

when frump dies i hope he becomes a closeted poltergeist at Magic Mike Live in vegas, knocking over people's drinks and repeatedly slamming the dressing room doors to act like he's not secretly enjoying it

hey man is that your cool aesthetically schizophrenic uncle that plays competitive lazer tag for a living?

beginning a parasocial relationship with the pakistani guy that sells musical truck horns on social media

facebook marketplace listing of a mirror and in the reflection is you

Getting 25 to life for tweeting "I am the #1 antifa uncle" in 2018

jarringly reminded of our mortality today, what a peculiar ephemeral beast that sits patiently for his day to devour us individually whole

i finally moved off of gmails actual client for the first time and its crazy how much your email box is filled with bullshit that you dont realize because of the veneer of sorted inboxes only promoting more ad spam that has only gotten more worse over more time

happy papa's day to all who celebrate

i just ate 18 of the sour patch kids that are two times the size of normal sour patch kids and i cant really feel my tongue

why dont you come on over ,take off your shoes, relax, have a glass of Garfield on the house

look at what we can accomplish when americans work together

in the future a trillion dollars times a trillion dollars will be spent on making the biggest boob implants anyone has ever seen before

something most people dont know about me is that i love having my silly friends over to my golden palace so i can trick them into signing war treaties after we eat ice cream and talk about cute boys

Nazis have still never won a war 👍

fartsock is a beautiful name for a beautiful baby girl

the last thing a middle-eastern wedding reception sees

We are living in a golden age of ostensible super powers shooting their own dicks off

cutting through the interminable vibescession arguments by polling people if they'd fish a quarter out of a urinal

trying to beat logic into a world that does everything but be explained by it

if you want to spice up your toilet game eat a whole lot of beets

is he wearing the wrong color foundation or something why does he look like a robot in a skinsuit in this lighting

ken paxton was born in north dakota and grew up in California

"dont you ever just want to do something for the love of the game, man?" gandalf said as he puffed a cloud from his pipe very puffingly

engaging back into instagram means tricking all of my childhood friends and family into thinking i have schizophrenia or do a whole lot of pcp

imagine if you frequented a bar regularly and the bar owner turned out to be a nazi child rapist so obviously you stop going to that bar.. but what does it say about the people who knowingly still go to the bar for a drink every week

Bluesky would be better if it had ads mixed in with my friends posts, and posts by people I’m not following showing up as well, also all the posts should be out of order. Also there should be more stupid little dick fuckers on here saying shit that pisses me off.

Yes I do. That's why I'm here and spend almost no time anywhere else. Because of the chronological feed. Which this place has.

"dont you ever just want to do something for the love of the game, man?" gandalf said as he puffed a cloud from his pipe very puffingly

i dont want your app i dont want to follow every brands social to get savings i dont want your advertising shoved down my throat for fucks sake we need to wipe the slate clean

My (19, f) significant other of three years (31, m) has an elon musk earwax sculpture and collects nazi memorabilia from world war 2 and i today told him he has to start applying to jobs, AITA ?

"Thats my Mayor..." i said teary-eyed while saluting to a small mouse with a little mohawk and lazer tag vest "...and i dont even live here" i said, finishing my tears

The world's first trillionaire did this

i might not be a trillionaire but my child loves me

Is it any wonder why so many think the system is broken? https://www.commondreams.org/news/elon-musk-first-trillionaire

This is the richest man in the world, and he is a fascist who is using the largest social media platform in the world to promote fascism