happy friday

aren't we all

may we all be losing our ebay bids

every day we stray further from the love of god

i'm done with microplastics. at this point if they're called for in a recipe i usually just skip em. tastes almost the same

They're making a new Ad Pillow that wakes you up a few times in the night to show you ads

IMO many Americans don't even buy guns for personal protection or to defend themselves against a tyrannical government. They simply have a shopping addiction

happy #monday everyone

On the way to work. Re-thinking every life choice. #MondayMotivation 📷 James Gregory

make it stop

Tried to explain what a labubu is to my grandpa and he shot me in the leg

Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting theonion.com/man-who...

well at least they're honest

My toothbrush charger broke so I looked up a new one online. So, naturally, the advertising algorithms now assume I have at least 800 teeth and am trapped in a life-or-death battle against poor dental hygiene

Cold sweat Cristiano Volk ➛ buff.ly/LZV3L9F

They revised "Oh, the Places You'll Go!" and it's just work, the store, and home now

happy #monday

happy #friday

Yes, your mother and I knew we lived in a failing state on a planet suffering ecological cataclysm when we brought you into the world. So, do you have any ideas or...

it's #monday

Slaughterhouse Cow Frets Over Personal Contributions To Climate Change theonion.com/slaught...

time to open the ol' inbox #monday

Oh no! Whatever will we do without Temu! Whatever will I spend $2.19 on if not a backpack that falls apart the moment it encounters wind!

happy #friday everyone. hoping this isn't you!

#tbt to this covid 2020 masterpiece

Maybe I’m over thinking it, but if I click a Tsunami warning link I shouldn’t have to sit through 3 ads…

happy #monday everyone

say no to ads