9 runs counts as blowing it open. Woooohoooo

This inning is gonna make my heart explode. Jays could blow it wide open. Pleasepleaseplease

I couldn't give 2 shits about the World Series last year. But this year? Fuck them Dodgers. Go Jays all day, baby.

I hope you have a bicarb drip ready...

LET'S GO TO MIKE IN THE FANDUEL.COM STUDIO FOR HIS TAKE ON THIS ISSUE, MIKE?

9/9/9 challenge who's with me?

Wikipedia is amazing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

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happy birthday to @alyankovic.bsky.social, the last american treasure. people who make us laugh are now the foundation of this society and no one does it better. weird al is the hero we need right now

AA collects catchers like all of y'alls moms collect... ...hugs. From you. Your moms are wonderful and you're great at letting them know that.

Can someone let me know ahead of time which candies have the good drugs in them this year?

If you see this, quote with a vampire who isn't Dracula

Room temperature take: I think a) getting a nazi tattoo on purpose, or b) being so dumb you get one without knowing what it is and don't cover it up ASAP, are both disqualifying conditions.

stop scrolling and post two "characters" who bring you happiness

Blue Jay blue > Dodger blue

Yeah, we know. That's why they did it. We all told you.

Okay, now that the Jays are in the Series, GO BLUE JAYS. The US doesn't deserve a championship right now.

AWS is down, post hog

WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY FORSEEN

Ok, this morning it *actually* feels like fall.

People who back into angled parking spaces are too stupid to drive, and should have their licenses revoked.

White. He means if they're white enough, they can assimilate.

waking up and groggily trying to piece together what people could possibly mean by “trump diarrhea video” i hate this world

The Dodgers strategy of "spend more money than God on a pitching staff, then keep the best pitchers off the field until the postseason so they're not tired like everyone else" sure is lookin' good right now.

If you don't know how to improvise a way to get a hot thing out of a toaster oven, then how can I trust you to thrive in modern society?

Nobody has ever Tungsten Arm O'Doyled so hard. Even Tungsten Arm O'Doyle never TAO'Ded like this.

Oops All Shohei

The Dodgers strategy of "spend more money than God on a pitching staff, then keep the best pitchers off the field until the postseason so they're not tired like everyone else" sure is lookin' good right now.

Love when people go nuts that someone joined Bluesky, and I find out I already have them blocked.

Coworker, Trump voter, is engaged to an illegal immigrant from Venezuela (overstayed a visa). He's convinced "they're only going after criminals," as if being illegal doesn't make you a criminal (according to them). Leopards Eating Faces Party strikes again. I told him I hope it works out for her.

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Fckn Dodgers...

If this insanity is gonna happen, at least the Brewers did it to the Dodgers. I've never seen anything like it.

I heard you like base ball

The Yankees lost. Now all we need is for the Dodgers to lose the next two. Then, and only then, will we see a fun and interesting World Series.

Being 44 consists mostly of feeling perfectly fine, except knowing I WILL BE at least a little hungover if I drink even a little bit, and occasionally saying, "why does my left shoulder hurt? I barely even use that thing. I'm right handed. What the hell?"

LEGEND

Tbh I always go for the underrated Green Day album.

Man... screw the Dodgers, and Screw the Phillies for not beating them.

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I bet it was that last raw meat enema that did it. One too many.

If you're *upset* that your favorite artist finally turned out an album that isn't a perfect 10/10, you need to calm tf down and be glad they have a whole catalog they you *do* enjoy.

It would be funny if it happened, though.

Baldur's Gate III was the prettiest game I'd ever played until I played Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. Holy fucking shit. It's close, to be fair, but goddamn this game has a beautiful aesthetic.

Woulda been cool to see the Reds pull off an upset, but they were clearly the lowest man on the totem pole out of the whole postseason class. That said, please, someone beat the Dodgers.