BREAKING: Australian police say the two gunmen involved in the Bondi shooting were a father and son. - A 50 year-old who had a licence for 6 firearms and is now dead. - His 24 year-old son remains in hospital in a critical but stable condition.

It's not illegal to use the right toilets and no one should adhere to Mary-Ann Stephenson's headmistressly call to "follow rules" that serve no good purpose, breach the UK's human rights obligations, will be bad for all women, and debase trans dignity. Make her appoint her sodding toilet police.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/... Yikes!!

As a boy who's blessed with having chunky thighs, I have worn through many a gusset. Which has historically spelled the end of numerous pairs of trousers. But no more! Check out sojo.uk if you're a chunky boy who's tired of throwing away clothes because of your epic thighs! #RepairNotReplace #Sojo

Just checked into a respectable hotel. Oh shush!

@bikeymikey.bsky.social ok, so far I have: * showered and made use of the steam * popped lemsip capsules * used a nasal flush * taken some medicinal syrup stuff my parents forced on me which I’m now taking by choice My nose should be calm. I just need a suction tube down my gullet for my chest.

This time - the week after next it’ll be Boxing Day already?! And I’ll have finished watching the entire run of Prisoner Cell Block H

I’m surprised it’s £8 more expensive taking the train to Birmingham vs going to London!!

So today’s whistle stop trip to Brum and back cost me about £175 all in. I’d call that a result

Lunch

In 10-15 mins I’ve raided the supermarket and bought £45 of stuff. If mum & dad saw me I like to think they’d either smile, laugh at me or tell me I was doing it wrong 🙈 But I’m trying I think I’m really struggling mentally today.

On a silent and swift trip to Birmingham, on a mini mission to buy a load of supplies for some traditional cooking mum & dad style. Hopefully this will help restore me from within. I’m so fed up at the moment. I’m not convinced I’ll go back to work until the new year at the earliest.

Comedian Stanley Baxter dies aged 99 www.bbc.com/news/article...

@bosd.bsky.social my original chat up line

Another average nights kip but now with a wheezy chest, on top of everything else I’m trying to deal with.

@ip2guy.bsky.social 😖

This is splendid.

@bosd.bsky.social slobber on my meat

STOP! This is a YouTube search checkpoint. Post your YouTube search history RIGHT NOW!

@benjamingardner.bsky.social happy birthday, hope you had a great day xx

Terf becomes a peer 🤮

Christ, it’s Christmas the week after next I have literally zero comprehension of this. Totally not on my radar.

Back from a whistlstop trip to Oxford. Not sure if it was worthwhile because I couldn’t buy all the things I wanted to make a specific soup. I might try a visit to Birmingham instead.

The one time I decide to step out of the house to try and get my life back on track again and I get caught in a downpour. I’m drenched.

Wholesome timeline cleanse

Cunt meets French far-right cunt in London www.bbc.com/news/article...

Yes. Yes it is.

Managed to summon the energy and effort to leave the house for 10 mins.

They was a bad nights sleep, my cold has completely kicked off. Razor blade sore throat, wheezing chest, hacking cough. As if I had nothing else to contend with. I was hoping g to step out and try to do a couple of things, no chance. If I’m like this by the weekend, that’s 2 sets of plans ruined.

On top of everything else I’m getting a cold

I can breathe again

Most probably the only meat I’m getting inside myself anytime soon (unfortunately)

Might delete this

@ab-initio.me.uk someone’s followed & unfollowed me, I suspect because he thought my previous post was of me 😆😆

I’ve done virtually nothing today except prep dinner which is literally 10 mins effort and I’m exhausted. This burn out is ridiculous

You just died. The sixth photo in your phone gallery is what killed you. I’m totally ok with this.

I’ve run out of chocolate

Just got off the phone with Sky Broadband customer service. Thank Christ, he was coherent, competent and didn’t follow a sodding script. Now waiting for a replacement router in the post. No survey text message received yet which is a shame, I want to give him full marks.

How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!! No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣

It’s funny watching the opening titles to Strictly, I barely remember Stefan Dennis being in it

Fuck it I’m getting this tattooed on my lower back

Burn out update: tired. Can someone clean my stove and do my ironing please? Only 2 shirts and a few T-shirts. Thx

Tomorrow’s TV lined up. I’ve only got catchphrase listed because Vanessa Williams is on

I’ve found 2 recipes for much missed childhood comfort meals, total bliss.

I’ve finally got the shuttlecraft assembled!

How not to deal with burn out: Plan: take it easy, rest up and don’t overdo it Reality: pull out boxes under the bed in the search of metal plates for steaming food, vacuum cleaning as you go along Can’t find the plates. Tired now.

I can’t remember who here likes Alanis Morrisette??

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ Recently hit 51 (with fake tattoos)

@jamiebear.uk success today?