i drank a liter of pear juice yesterday and farted 20 times

commercials are non canon, but they are canon accurate

Mastercard is bleeding, get in there. Make some calls. Get some cool family members in on it over thanksgiving

Statement from HalfBreadChaos regarding the Deltacasts (which Shayy was involved in)

Toby Fox probably read the doc

I think Claude Code has achieved AGI

* You feel like a curse has been lifted that you never even knew was there.

The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline

elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL elon pauses location feature

i haven't really posted much about the shayy situation (which i am really disappointed by), but i feel like posting this because goddamn the self-awareness was crazy, this combined with that one joke they made on stream about fearing trending on twitter because of "fake google docs"

I made an edit of American Football player Trevor Lawrence to look like one of the Trolls from Homestuck. There was nothing in particular that motivated me to do this, I just decided to do it

it's a testament to how well Shay's manipulation worked and how disgusting it was when someone who themselves was approached inappropriately also crashed out over the preliminary announcement because they also thought that they could do no wrong because they were made to think nothing of [encounter]

CW: Sexual assault, sexual harrassment, grooming, abuse While in the community, Shayy has committed reprehensible acts including grooming multiple fans and assaulting their now ex-partner. They are an active danger to the community. Please read docs.google.com/document/d/1...

lotta people coming out with how their strange interactions with a strange individual suddenly make sense

The Sburb speedrun scene is about a billion time players looking for space players who are also interested in speedruns. That's why there's so few runs

Average C++ linking error be like

Google, Amazon, Microsoft, Cloudflare and Meta all go down at the same time. No more internet. All it takes is 5 moles, one for each company, with enough access to shut down all operations. On an unrelated note: I am putting together a team

for all the millennials trying to figure out what the news means hopefully this helps!

In Russia, the first domestically produced humanoid robot powered by AI was presented. By creating it in their own image and likeness, the Russians have made the world’s first drunkard robot.

There are some memes where making a meme in it's format unironically and making fun of it is a distinction without a difference. Any layer of irony can pass as any other layer of irony. This is meme culture nowadays

white king is the lebron james of not being a character. Every Jack Noir has more relevance than that guy regardless of session across all mentioned sessions.

i just realized johnkat is hammer and sickle

Friend Inside Me

Speed cameras catch speeders. Better design actually prevents them.

I wonder if it'll ever be explained why solo Susie sections (Lancer, Gerson) still have YOU dodge with a soul that's inside Kris

I just realized that me not understanding people or being unable to talk at all if there's a second convo happening at the same volume (even if the person I'm talking to is listening just fine and even though others seem to not have a problem with that kinda thing) is a symptom of my ADHD

3 Jack Noirs (4 if you count the one who killed the black queen in Caliborn's session)

this is why you dont go to sea world because some fat soaking monster will eat you

a what now?

Even though it might not be in Deltarune at all, Penumbra Phantasm has become the fandom's final boss theme

After a lot of procrastination i made a mod that controls all 4 deltarune chapters at the same time This is the worst thing ever but i'm planning to try to speedrun with this at some point (there's a tiny bit of input delay as well and it fucks with me so bad)

Everything started to make sense when I realized that Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is vent art

parallels

dog tier jade has fur

Same color scheme

Had to share this from twitter just because

Today is the only day you can repost this

Breaking News: Mayor Vagabond of Can Town congratulates Zohran Mamdani on his victory. His message reads "thank you and good job mr. zohran human i look forward to good relationships between can town and new york city"

as bad as my name is I don't actually hate it because it's so bad that nobody else would want it so I'm the only one who could possibly have it so now I like it as my name in a multi layered ironic way

remember pink and yellow: FRIEND colors purple and yellow: Derse and Prospit colors