The extremes that humans are prepared to go to suppress the rodent vote should no longer surprise me

Bleaching us does not make us "white" mice, just bleachy and pissed off. If you do this, be prepared for your laundry to become... "exciting"

Humans are weird

Honestly thought this was Ted Cruz for a second, was hoping to see about him being under a restraining order

Clearly immigrant cop was spreading lawlessness in the community, ICE must protect criminals from the immigrant cop

I encourage ICE to continue to arrest police officers. This and their previous tear gassing of Chicago cops will definitely improve relations between the two groups.

#Habs vs. Predators: Game preview, start time, Tale of the Tape, and how to watch

Christian nationalists for usury has to be the funniest possible type of guy to come out of modernity

Art by Prettybadco

Interesting events on the Norwegian/Swedish border, where the Hagland Captain is still stuck next to the Svinesund Bridge having failed to successfully identify the wet bit that runs underneath it.

oh thank god we’ve got a stuck boat

"no bishops no king" protests in Scotland?

Ultimate #congestion charge, disappearance to CECOT

cleaning out old files and found my pandemic pokemon curries lmao

In its' interviews on rodent media, the #rat maintains it had paid for its' ticket for the match and was trying to claim its' seat; it intends to ask for a full refund and may be filing a claim with #FIFA The rat also expressed its' anger at being called a "freak of nature" by the groundskeeper

We blew right through customs, they couldn't even see the little boats car

Dach just won a defensive faceoff.

University of Florida Law School owes us all an explanation of how this person was issue a law degree

OpenAI's next vendor financing deal must be with OnlyFans

The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day

At this point, animals having better instincts about ICE than humans is pretty well-established ICE killing us before we are allowed to vote is part of a broader poll access issue, state violence to repress our political power; Noem's appointment was not lost on us

I made a Master Splinter to go with my custom turtles! YouTube link below! youtu.be/g4MbfqJJ5gk?...

Elon Musk is the Nancy Reagan of our time, only somehow worse How is this clown timeline possible

Highway robbery

The Canadiens have signed Lane Hutson to an eight-year, US$70.8-million contract extension with an annual salary-cap hit of US$8.85 million. It's a good deal for both sides #Habs: montrealgazette.com/sports/hocke...

(Angel to Creator, in Eden):

NEW COMIC! Eggs-ageration Another story about how they met, from Lulu’s point of view. I’m playing with new pen sets and practicing speed drawing with new techniques. So things are a little different. #daniandlulucomic

The Habs PP every year

🎂 It's my special cake and candles day you all have to be nice to me because it's been QUITE the year 🎂 So share some of my paintings??

"fought for Wagner in the Maldives" (euphemism)

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

Moses costume, let my people go

we can always put on Aristophanes, as a side gig

Entirely aside from war criming, this is not "economy of force"

Meet Harriette Flittertail, a Harengon Druid. A commission for @howlinggnome.bsky.social ‘s wife! [ #art #dnd #ttrpg ]

Noem led the raid, I see

On the advice of counsel, animals accused of poisoning will not be answering any questions at this time

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

VIVA LA ANTIFA-Frog

Noem got to the dogs of war, unfortunately

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

Inside you are two frogs

Absolutely not a dictatorship

Day 7 -- Feline Every well educated apprentice witch knows that treats are vital to a familiar's magic focusing abilities ow ow shoot ow dang it ouch

Making of the 2040s GOP SCOTUS nominee

You are aware different species lifespans are different? I was born in '72

Pope Leo is spitting. www.npr.org/2025/10/09/n...

#Nurgle cultists

Comedians are going to eat out on this period for decades, possibly generations. This is sublime