When you feeling scrumptious and take a selfie but don’t have anyone to send it to 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

*le sigh* 🥀

*marked safe from a lame ass mf*

When I come to a new job site & get immediately shaded 🤭 It’s been happening whether I mask or don’t mask, so I stopped masking.

So apparently that ⚪️lady who raised money bc she got fired for being racist, her child is biracial and those who donated to support her racist ass, regret it. Also she has a charge for reckless driving & child endangerment

Post you from a different era of your life

Me watching y’all participate in hand wars:

I need a show like P-Valley to binge

Years ago there was a mean girl group at a job site, I paid them no mind bc if it doesn’t affect my pay, it don’t affect my day. Around Halloween one of them said they were planning a group costume of the pink ladies & I said “oh ok I have my own costume idea” they shaded me forever 🤣

No one hates you more than a bitch who thinks you need their validation. I DO NOT CARE TO BE AROUND YOU HOES.

“Errybody loyal til it’s time for them to prove it I prayed for them to win and have the strength for em to do it They prayed for me to lose how you pray for something stupid As if God will actually do it?” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

The trees became friends with the axe because the handle was wood or something like that

#waybackwednesday The 2019 reset

You can't change people, but you can change your proximity, reaction, and boundaries.

Me every time I’m bored: should I get on a dating app? 🤔 Spirit:

I’ve only experienced this with my bestie. I look forward to adding more women to my circle who share this mentality 🫶🏾

Recently, I was assigned temporarily at a job site to help fill a vacancy. The environment was toxic & I noticed my body reacting. I was always tired when I got home even though my work day ended in the early afternoon. They wanted me to stay on for 8 months bc they liked my work ethic, I declined

Yes 🙌🏾 We just observe and leave them where they’re at.

Them: “IF JIMMY HAD 5 APPLES!!” Me:

The intense urge to take a one way flight to somewhere tropical 🏝️

Periodt!!

Happy Wednesday ☀️

Y’all gone learn I move on my time & not for none of y’all amusement hmm! 😤

‘Cartoons and Cereal’ might still be my favorite Kendrick Lamar chorus. Gets me going every time man lol

I was close! 😆

5 yr relationship ended 🥀 Staying single indefinitely focusing on me 🥰

This is probably the longest I’ve been single since I started dating. I’m learning a lot about myself 🥰

They DID think about it… that’s why they want to go back

Majora’s Mask is the best Zelda game of all time

I’m creating a dirty Christmas music playlist with all female rappers and discovered that Erica Banks has a whole Christmas album

What made you upset in that situation? Were you embarrassed? Was your ego bruised? Were you put in an unnecessarily dangerous situation? Anger is a surface emotion

Dirty Drunken Elf

I recently helped a colleague understand that life isn’t fair. She was frustrated with the office politics and was constantly triggered by others. She is only 4 yrs younger than me…

Tall thick women are so beautiful to me

I’ll never get tired of stargazing ✨

I miss the era of getting/making a burned CD mix from/for a crush 🥀

Just a Nubian Morticia patiently awaiting her Gomez (any gender) 🥀

What would your higher self do?

I’m suffering From withdrawal

Need me some thick to cuddle into. I’m 5’10 and want to be little spoon 🥺

🤣🤣🤣

Tuesday Tunes #4 “Wait on it” Rocky Badd 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 youtu.be/7jRHxeVHWy0?...

I’d be convinced they’re just checking to see if I’m still stupid

Cozy thoughts: Thick sweater, thick thigh high socks, thick blanket, oui’d, tea, watching a horror movie while curled up with my kitten 🥰

Won’t someone think of the oppressor?? Tolerant left my ass

I give her more love 💗

Length of time is not an absolute protection, people change and grow apart as they are experiencing their own life journey. But I still wouldn’t feel comfortable letting someone I met an hour ago have the ability to make life or death decisions should a medical emergency arise. That’s just me though

Loving someone doesn’t always mean holding on.

I don’t miss drinking liquor. The most I can handle now at my big age is a twisted tea

Send money to a Black woman today ❣️