Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon That film is when I first discovered the immortal Michelle Yeoh.

Correlation does not imply causation.🤦 Correlation does not imply causation.🤦 Correlation does not imply causation.🤦 Correlation does not imply causation.🤦 Correlation does not imply causation.🤦 Correlation does not imply causation.🤦 Correlation does not imply causation.🤦

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.

War ravaged Portland, folks.

Tomorrow is the 2nd anniversary of the deadliest attack on Jews since the Holocaust. And the 'democratic socialists' and Free Phallustine cult will mark it by rallying in support of the terrorists who did it. This is why I'm a Democrat, and not a Leftist, Marxist or DSAhole.

So everyone on the right so upset about the political violence of Charlie Kirk’s murder (even before we knew the facts) is going to speak out loudly and clearly about this too, right?

Mayor Mamdani would prefer to send a social worker to protect this dv victim from the man with the gun who was at her door.

The antifa handbooks are called The U.S. Constitution and The Bill of Rights.

😂😂😂😂🤣 It’s funny/sad that a lot of folks are still coming to terms with the fact that a lot of Black Folks and Jews are taking some time to rest and protect our communities. Pro tip: Folks wouldn’t be begging us to help save them if they would’ve tried to save themselves November of 2024🤷🏾‍♀️

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Mark Kelly: “lf you are undocumented in our country, you cannot get healthcare from the Affordable Care Act exchange. You are not eligible for Medicare. You are not eligible for Medicaid. They’re just making that up. They just like to blame brown people.”

Kamala Harris warned us that Trump would turn the military against civilians. She warned us that he would pursue Project 2025. The media mocked her, but she was dead right about both.

The ACA is how I got health insurance you miserable millionaire grifting fucker. Medicare is how I ended up with a $25K bill after my mom died because it doesn't cover the ER, and the hospital was going after her house in probate.

George Clooney can kiss the reddest part of my asshole. I would like to ask Donald Trump to only put tariffs on the films of George Clooney.

I am torn...

Skyrim Red Dead Redemption (1 & 2) GTA 5 Grand Turismo 7 Far Cry 5

Where's a shower door when you really need one.

OK, Bad Bunny will sing one song in English for every race Danica won during her long NASCAR career. Deal?

Kamala Harris made Donald Trump have a psychotic break during a televised debate and instead of voting for her voters watched him start yelling "They're eating the dogs! They're eating the cats!" and thought to themselves "I can't wait to vote for this guy!"

He's a lying SOB. He voted for racism and misogyny, and he would vote for trump AGAIN. I'm glad he's suffering, but he will just find a way to blame Democrats for it.

Replace a word in a movie title with "pants.” Captain America: Pants Soldier

Rep. @gregcasar.bsky.social: There's more mentions of Trump in the Epstein files than there are Republicans in DC today.

Eff this a-hole. He and all the podcast bros and the other male egos who shat on everything possible, from the guy who succeeded in beating Trump, running him out the door, to the woman who was up against an unprecedented cycle and more shit they stirred.

Portland, Oregon, was also the first city in the US to have a unionized police force. Not a coincidence.

We're cooked.

It was an op to hurt Democrats, and the leftists were active participants.

bro we are so cooked

If both parties are the same, why are you constantly screaming at Democrats to save you from what Republicans are doing

From @henmazzig.bsky.social on X: Never forget that the UN is currently seeking immunity for the UNRWA workers who took part in the Oct7 massacre. That’s how neutral the UN really is.

Five star rating and a big tip for this guy!

The fact that we're on social media arguing about whether the U.S. is a dictatorship means it's not a dictatorship yet. I'm pretty fucking pessimistic about where the U.S. is but the doom from white liberals is exhausting. Pull up your big kid pants you babies

axios "write an accurate headline" challenge. rating: impossible

I'm willing to listen to people who are pissed at how Israel is fighting back against Hamas. I'm willing to listen to people saying Israel's gone too far. I'll even consider that some of the stuff they've done is a war crime. But it's not a Genocide. Words mean things.

Why the hell are these folks nitpicking MVP’s economic plans praised by economists while settling for the shit Trump is giving now? Your slip is showing.

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Strongly worded letters. It’s what the white electorate left us with.

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White leftists who are going after Kamala Harris are just telling on themselves. It's always been about white supremacy. Not voting is holding up white supremacy.

On the one hand, I'm very alarmed by the weaponization of the Justice System and our continuing slide into naked fascism. On the other hand, fuck James Comey.

Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."

Ketanji Brown Jackson 5 (That might actually make it even better.)

Untreated learning disabilities can result in poor coping skills, poor self esteem, and other psychological issues. This is why funding for education is important.

Wow!

Crockett: "I'm gonna honor someone who decided they were going to proclaim I was involved in the 'great white replacement'? Yeah, I'm not honoring that ... it's unfortunate more of my colleagues even on my side couldn't see the amount of harm this man was attempting to inflict upon our communities"

Donald Trump is a whiny little bitch.

Captain America is Antifa.