Riiiiight. And Donald Trump is 224 pounds.

And the Nobel Trolling Prize goes to…

Do they have a prize for blowing up boats in the Caribbean and then bragging that people who made their livelihood fishing there for generations are now afraid to go out on the water?

Jimmy Kimmel plays a montage of Donald Trump pathetically begging for a Nobel Peace Prize. Sorry Donnie, maybe next year! 🤣🤣

Jimmy Kimmel returns with unfinished business over Trump’s birthday letter to Epstein. #cdnpoli

Breaking: Trump has officially lost the Nobel Peace Prize. Instead, the Nobel committee is awarding the leader of the opposition in Venezuela for supporting “democracy over dictatorship.”

Reporting live from Chicago, there’s no “hellscape” I’d rather be in.

BREAKING: Letitia James held Trump accountable & now he’s hijacking the DOJ to indict her in retaliation This isn’t justice, it’s abuse of power We will be amending our existing ethics complaint against Halligan & pursuing other legal measures www.democracydefendersfund.org/prs/10.09.25...

Paul Ingrassia, Trump’s nominee to lead the office investigating Jack Smith, has recently been investigated for harassing a colleague, Politico reports. “Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him..”

Felicidades!

Oh man… the ceasefire was for nothing!

Jesse Watters insisted that Donald J. Trump is not experiencing any cognitive decline or dementia. I've attached an excerpt from a recent speech where he discussed basements, water pumps and ceilings. Cognitive decline? 🤷‍♀️

Whether you like it or not, this is our painful truth in America.

Trump's America.

I knew Fox News was theater. I just didn't realize it was a repertory theater that recycles actors for different roles. You'd think a company that had to pay $787,000,000 for deceiving its viewers would be a little more careful about blatantly continuing the practice.

Is there a better indication of how superficial and unhelpful mainstream media has become than that they are cutely musing about whether the domestic terrorist who changed "The Department of Defense" to "The Department of War" will get a Nobel Peace Prize—instead of reporting the fascism/terrorism.

- Indicting political rivals - Suppressing dissent - Rewriting history These are all chapters in the authoritarian playbook, and Donald Trump is following them step by step. Now is not the time to stand on the sidelines; it’s time to make your voice heard.

JOHN LENNON would’ve been 85 today. Every year on the anniversary of his birth, the National Trust leave the bedroom light on in John’s childhood home, all night. Always missed ❤️

He’s so dumb. He thinks habeus corpus is a person and people seeking political asylum are mentally ill wards of the state. If the black president said these things Fox would have crucified him. But Trump gets the white dude affirmative action dummy discount his supporters claim to hate.

www.threads.com/@nicmonsees/... As what? A tackling dummy?

JOHN & SEAN LENNON outside the entrance to The Dakota building - NYC in 1977, only a few feet away from where he was callously & tragically murdered by a non-entity 3yrs later. John would’ve been 85 today, Sean celebrates his 50th today ♥️

Remembering the late great ALASTAIR SIM - born 125yrs ago today.

When you invite the Kiss of Death in …

Sabrina (1954) Directed by Billy Wilder stars Humphrey Bogart, Audrey Hepburn and William Holden.