im a democratic governor and im against the concentration camp in my state but if the protesters could maybe just scootch over to the side here a little so we dont have to see or think about you that would really be great

look, this series didnt quite go as we would have hoped. if anything, just to see the boys take out the bolts and sabres was a blast. the boys are young, and have learned lessons from playing 3 of the best teams in our division. offseason will surely bring changes, but overall #gohabsgo forever

Very sad news 💔 Rest in peace to Claude Lemieux, who carried the Habs torch at the Bell Centre on Monday. He was 60 years old.

Congrats to the Montreal Victoire on becoming the PWHL Walter Cup champions 🏆 🔥

Imagine being stressed out about life and the state of the world and then you walk outside to clear your head and see this

Sportsnet’s Elliotte Friedman on Cole Caufield: “In the media aftermath of game 5, he said: ‘Finally, a Saturday night playoff game.’”

absolute insanity so far in the 1st #gohabsgo

Priorities

THE HABS ELIMINATE THE TAMPA BAY LIGHTHING IN GAME 7

There’s the Bell Centre then there’s everything else

On this day in 1965, Habs legend Jean Béliveau became the first NHL Conn Smythe winner. Apparently he wasn’t too fond of the trophy nor very keen on taking photos with it initially, since it was a silver replica of Maple Leaf Gardens.

Brendan Gallagher on his playoff goal in the Habs win tonight: “For me, I think of my mom. I think of people in my life that meant a lot to me. There’s a little moment where you enjoy it and you think of those things, then you get right back to playing the game.”

Brendan Gallagher’s Habs teammates were so happy for him tonight 🥲

Jakub Dobes in the middle of a Habs playoff game:

WELCOME BACK GALLY #gohabsgo

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Habs coach MSL today on how he falls asleep during the season: “I watch Seinfeld…It’s the show that lets me disconnect from everything, the show about nothing. You don’t even have to actually watch it, you can just listen to it. Because you know the characters, so it’s easy to fall asleep.”

Lane Hutson’s Habs playoff OT winner at the Bell Centre tonight 🔥

LANE HUTSON #gohabsgo

Just an electric atmosphere by Habs fans at the Bell Centre 🔥

SLAF HAT TRICK TAKES GAME ONE #gohabsgo

“The Tampa Bay Lightning are more physical than the Montreal Canadiens” Josh Anderson says “fuck you” by the way

theres no time like playoff time for Montreal. Habs in 6. #gohabsgo

At the risk of sounding alarmist, this is looking like an antichrist situation.

The Habs just scored 3 goals in 55 seconds vs the NYI Islanders

Your own personal Jesus. Someone to hear your prayers Someone who's there. Reach out, touch faith.

The great Pierre Houde 🐐 calling Cole Caufield’s 50th Habs goal of the season tonight at the Bell Centre

#Habs Cole Caufield goes blocker side for #50 goal vs #Lightning Assists: Suzuki, Slafkvosky #GoHabsGo #NHL #Hockey

Cole Caufield’s dad Paul watching his son score his 50th goal with the Habs 🥲

oh, so a ceasefire is like when i say i’m going to stop eating cheese

I don't think you can say that on TV, Ivan

Hey, US... DONALD TRUMP IS NOT A GOOD NEGOTIATOR. HE NEVER WAS. HE'S A RICH BULLY WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN MONEY CAN'T BUY HIM OUT OF HIS OWN FUCK UPS.

THE HABS HAVE OFFICIALLY CLINCHED THE PLAYOFFS

“Hey that Habs rookie goalie is pretty good. No, not that one, the other one.”

Paul Newman in a 'get really stoned' tee with four beers in 1981. Dude.

3.09 Goals Saved Above Expected 36 saves on 37 shots. He's the seventh ranked goalie in the league now with tonight's GSAE Dobes. Remarkable.

it’s passover this week, or as i like to call it, OG easter

Congrats to Jakub Dobes on being named the NHL’s First Star of the Week ⭐️ He went 3-0-0 with a 1.33 GAA and .962 sv% 🔥

The Habs have allowed 3 goals in their last 3 games 🔥

Habs fans watching another crazy, stressful game

I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.

2 FOR CAUFIELD! #gohabsgo

The Superman: The Animated Series pilot's account of Krypton's destruction being attributable to a society offloading all their critical thinking to an artificial intelligence program has aged like wine

RIP Sam Kieth

RIP Sam Kieth. What an artist.

NY Islanders coach Patrick Roy watching Cole Caufield & the Habs tonight 😅

Huge fan of this guy. So sorry to hear it. bleedingcool.com/comics/sam-k...

Youppi holds a photo of Montreal Expos legend Rodger Brulotte, the man who helped create the mascot back in 1979