Type of shit I've been on

My Wife is on Their Pinterest & TikTok party inspo era and I’m loving every second of it ♡

DID I MENTION IM WATCHING THIS WITH MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

I’m watching a YouTube VHS rip of Tales From The Crypt ((1990)) (sci fi channel). Seeing these commercials from 2002 like “Panic Room” coming to dvd is tripping me UP.the fuckin Gateway computer set up w speakers kinda threw me in for a fuckin loop

Just now noticing… Kyle Fletcher is bald as SHIT

Yall what in the fuck is this

RIP artist Drew Struzan.

BLACK PHILIP

Queefaroo

Ew, fuck that ICE commercial. #AEWDynamite 🤼

I'd really enjoy fewer I*C*E recruitment ads during my #AEWDynamite #aew Like none. Ever.

No way I just seen an 🧊🐷 advertisement while watching #AEWDynamite on #HBOMax . Who else saw this shit??

I’m too autistic - i keep thinking about the skeletal and exoskeletal structures of Pokémon

DUDE 😭😭 #CMLL #LeyendasPokemanZA #Lucha #ArenaMexico

Gay person that likes movies? Call that a cinephaggot

MJF casually including lyrics from Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” into that monologue was truly ,,,interesting #AEWDynamite

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like "A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act." fuck yeah

So we’re all at work while the rapture’s happening, yeah?

Jimmy Fallon be having SEX with men!

on some real fat bitch shit eating a slice of pizza and taking a piss

Can’t believe MJF got his period :(( #AEWAllOut #AEWAllOutToronto

Gorillaz say FREE PALESTINE

The adventures of Boy Butch and Twink Girl

Transitioned to end the stereotype that women aren't funny #Girlboss

I have to open tomorrow FUCK

I look like shit always and forever

Just spent the last 4 hours doomscrolling ~FrEe~ websites and official county sites to get ahold of my parents’ divorce papers only not find what I was looking for (I owe $25)

getting bottom surgery so i can hide my phone in my pussy

Loving the crowd so far <3 #RingOfHonor #AEW

Is that a Jojo reference #RingOfHonorAEW

Scared my hairdresser so bad today when They went to go in up my hair and didn’t know I had shaved sides LOL

I LOVE YOU MOOOOREEE SWEETIE PIE!!

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

Heart Warming: We Took Photos Of People Before And After We Told Them It Was Going To Be Posted On Bluesky [YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT]

danhausen by proxy

what do you know about the ethel cainiac combo?

$10 weed drink

Being a little drunk and extremely high in an uber in your late 20s is so hard

what makes someone a home depot guy? what about a lowes nut? menards? are there ace hardware guys?? is it an expense thing or a vibes thing... is it quality of lumber?

someone asked me if i liked florence and the machine and then followed it up with "no im not gay though i don't even have a problem with gay people"

I need to watch Trailer Park Boys like RNNNN!!!!!!

I'm way too high and the openers entire set has been call and response I'm struggling ol scoob ol buddy ol pal

Goths Against Fascism sticker

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic

I should’ve filled my brain with economic analytics and math instead of horse facts at the age of 8

BREAKING: Attorney General Pam Bondi names DEA head as DC's "emergency police commissioner," granting him powers of police chief.