Type of shit I've been on

I’m watching a YouTube VHS rip of Tales From The Crypt ((1990)) (sci fi channel). Seeing these commercials from 2002 like “Panic Room” coming to dvd is tripping me UP.the fuckin Gateway computer set up w speakers kinda threw me in for a fuckin loop

Just now noticing… Kyle Fletcher is bald as SHIT

the local gay club hosting a halloween event the same night as our halloween party feels like when wwe tries to run saturday night main event against an aew show that has some shit like okada vs jesus christ

new ashnikko mv with starlight kid goes crazy

on some real fat bitch shit eating a slice of pizza and taking a piss

Can’t believe MJF got his period :(( #AEWAllOut #AEWAllOutToronto

just got Burger King and the delivery driver asked me for the code and I thought that was weird I didn’t get one so I checked my phone anyway just to be sure and yeah nothing so I said I don’t think there is one and he nodded and told me “correct, that was a test. goodbye.” and walked away

The adventures of Boy Butch and Twink Girl

Transitioned to end the stereotype that women aren't funny #Girlboss

I hate when someone shits before you use the bathroom next like cmon don't warm it up for me

It just keeps getting worse. In the last few weeks my grandmother has rapidly declined physically to go along with her continued mental decline. I feel as if me and my mom are going to have to become more hands on with caring for her. We are barely making money as is. It’s dire. ko-fi.com/clockiroll

doing the COLORS version of thug tears at karaoke and fucking up the vibe

getting bottom surgery so i can hide my phone in my pussy

@luchablog.bsky.social hey boss do you have any good xelhua match recommendations? i found a fancam of him vs hechicero which sounds sick but was curious if there's specifics that come to your mind

Loving the crowd so far <3 #RingOfHonor #AEW

Is that a Jojo reference #RingOfHonorAEW

friend: you better not be sneaky and conniving tonight ! My ass:

finding out juice wrld made all that music about a 14 year old is crazy

someone asked me if i liked florence and the machine and then followed it up with "no im not gay though i don't even have a problem with gay people"

don't worry, lads, i speak vampire.

At my fiancés dad's birthday party and there's an old guy named Clancey who is on his third glass of white wine and I can tell he's thinking "oooohhh I'm loosey rn 🤪"

straight guy who goes to the latin night at the gay club to check out the chicks versus querked up saucy white boy who knows how to salsa choose your fighter...

good pussy that got you like "ohhh so that's Jean Pierre Polnareff"

band name idea: jon moxley twink death

tgirl who you just know is gonna have the hardest crash out in the future: hey wanna listen to my new song? it's called Trapped in the Puppy Kennel [listening it, hating it] damn shawty nice Neil Cicierega ass beeeeat !!

doing anime wednesday on tuesday? are you serious bro

my roommate described somebody as "they're funny on twitter but they only post on bluesky now" and that's kind of the whole vibe im going for

what makes someone a home depot guy? what about a lowes nut? menards? are there ace hardware guys?? is it an expense thing or a vibes thing... is it quality of lumber?

Being a little drunk and extremely high in an uber in your late 20s is so hard

I bet it feels so good being a train on the tracks

@stardy.bsky.social finding out wwe bought aaa and is in control of vikingo

Being a tranny who is literally allergic to the sun are both pretty funny cards that I was dealt

stavros fumbling rachel sennott cause he wanted an open relationship is so fucking funny

the most beautiful thing about friendship is finding out what eachothers gay music is

just found out talk tuah podcast only lasted for unlucky number 13 episodes and the last one is titled "how to avoid getting cancelled"

me: i like the dark tournament arc dork: my favorite is the spirit detective saga me: haven't seen it

watching yu yu hakusho like trump watches bloodsport. just skipping to all the fighting scenes.

shes gone.............

oh you're a puppygirl? another one? okay. alright. no no whatever makes you happy.

$10 weed drink

what do you know about the ethel cainiac combo?

congrats, you're the first bluesky user to ever read this post. do not look at the interactions that may imply otherwise. you are the first. i wouldn't lie to you.

does bluesky know about the pricemaster? where's the pricemaster feed

danhausen by proxy

they try to tell me the grass is green on the other side, and I'm always telling them, the blue is in the sky. bluesky.

Heart Warming: We Took Photos Of People Before And After We Told Them It Was Going To Be Posted On Bluesky [YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT]

*answering the phone* yeah? yeah, I'm here. yeah, I post on bluesky now. yeah. yeah. yeah. blue sky. b l u e. no. b l u e s k y. yeah. bluesky. yeah. one word. bluesky. yeah. yeah I post there.

i'm gonna uhhhhhhhhhhhh reskeet some old posts of mine............ maybe you (yes you) will like one of them? hmmm