Hey there! I'm one of the blind folks who read alt text on here. I'd like to say thank you for adding that so that I can also enjoy images of cartoon animals. A little effort from you means a world of difference for people like me #accessibility #alttext #blind

❌ pigeons are like rats of the sky ❌ pigeons are nothing like rats, pigeons are nice and not pests ✅ pigeons are like rats of the sky, they're both cute smart sweet creatures that deserve love and a lot better care

From a French Revolution museum exhibit in Paris… they wore jewelry with guillotines… ahahaha This is a pair of guillotine earrings with the heads of Marie Antoinette and King Louis XVI.

@ArchiteuthisFlux My Jumperless V5 came, it’s beautiful and smells like cardboard and dreams.

For those, who don't know what this flag means: > The coloured stripes are placed diagonally across the flag to show how disabled people have to cut across barriers in society. > > - All six "standard" flag colors: disability spans borders between states […] [Original post on mk.absturztau.be]

When people talk about the "survival of the fittest" or "the crime of empathy," I want clips like this to be pressed into the sides of those people's self-serving dumbfuck heads until they cave in.

Hey, Glasgow-local people, want to do an experiment? Come into my lab and have your eyes tracked while I study how you process sound and syntax, predict meaning, and encode memory! One hour, and I pay £15 cash in hand. Boosts welcome (especially people on Glasgow/Scotland-related servers!) […]

Happy #Caturday!

Vegan yogurt kinda slaps

Rude vehicle striked a bridge, now rail services are disrupted.

Invaded Dover castle, but after the fun wore off I traded it for a bag of crisps and a can of irn bru at a halal shop.

some catgirl left a gift on my doormat

I have a couple weeks of free time in the UK, what should I do? Going to Ramsgate today, probably London next and eventually find my way to Glasgow.

Flapjacks are just rice krispy treats but with oats and sometimes a lill fruit.

This cat gets paid a huge salary to provide predictions that people can trust in case you ever have niggling thoughts along the line of imposter syndrome.

And finally, as the sun is going down, the flower opens! What a relief! I was worried it was going to wait until after I left the house tomorrow morning. #cactus #flowers #bloomscrolling

@[email protected] me when I give up on Android development and choose to become forklift certified:

No Gods. No Masters.

I'm in Iowa, 1st state to remove anti-trans discrimination laws. I was laid and it will be legal to not hire me because I'm #trans. I do not feel safe in the corporate space. Physically. So, for now, I am a full-time #streamer and #vtuber, and […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

To be legally Vegan, you must register with Bocca™️, otherwise you are just a sparkling plant consumer.

Firewall admin. I am going on the Internet, I require your strongest firewalls.

This photo captures the incredible feat of nature where young Boeing airplanes hatch from their eggs and begin to crawl onto land. They will stay this way until they can develop their wings. #shitpost

If Watergate happened today, it would just be Saturday and forgotten the next week.

Went to join the TransUnion only to discover that I was already a member!

some account named "StingyFromLazyTown" just forked my personal site's github repo and made a single commit that added a license file containing this???????

Breaking into Pantone headquarters in the middle of the night and cutting all the cage locks to let the colors escape

Updated the image on Rabbit Waves with better, colored drawings ^^!!

I want to introduce everyone to @RainbowWarriors Rainbow Warriors is focused in creating communities both locally and globally for LGBTQ+ people to share in Martial Arts and #selfdefence ! We are gathering information on queer friendly schools, as well as providing free training to members. As […]

Do we need to schedule a meeting? (threat)

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

@ArchiteuthisFlux I want to hear your argument for why USB Mini is peak design.

Drew steps on how to fold a zine :>... @neauoire & I have plans to release some zines soon~ so this is in preparation for that ^^

She landed the plane!! :cat_looks_inside:

Years ago, before we were all worried about tech bros becoming broligarchs, Star Trek:Voyager gave us “Future’s End”(S3E8&9) a story about a tech magnate using future tech to build his fortune and willing to risk the planet just to stay ahead of the game.

It's 2026 and you wonder what your friends are up to. You tell the app on your phone to go and get everyone's most recent news. Jim's phone takes a sec to load because his wifi is crap in the garden, and Alex's phone takes a sec to load because their wifi is crap in the workshop, but nobody […]