Making lo-fi stickers at work to stay human

One of my oldest living mixcards, carrying one of my oldest living mixes. They're currently sold out, but I'm getting the next run printed soon. #mixcard #mixtape

Have we, as a species, not yet mastered the art of attaching bathroom fixtures so they don't fall off the wall almost immediately, or is that just landlords?

My American uncle is on my shit list, first for calling all people supporting piracy thieves (not sure how his business would have functioned without me supplying him with Photoshop over the years per his request), and then by telling me about my victim mentality, which he followed by scoffingly […]

I regularly go to this Mexican place up the street with GREAT food, and they always ask me if I want some of their salsa and I always say no, and they always give it to me anyway. I think they are of the opinion that their salsa is really good, but they are wrong because it is in fact peppery […]

Coworker walks over to ask me for help with something he didn't need my help with. He sounds HELLA sick, congested, sniffling, probably with a sinus infection two other coworkers had. I say "hey, are you sick?" and he goes "haha, probably, yeah" and then proceeds to get in my personal space and […]

In 2002, I made a website featuring a poor-quality static image of Rick Moranis as Louis Tully from the film Ghostbusters. Underneath the photo is a button; pressing said button plays a low-quality .wav of dialogue to match the image. Here's a link to the site so you can enjoy it in person […]

I think I stumbled onto a wikipedia page from a different dimension

Picked up an old Chromebook and installed writerdeckOS on it and it took some fiddling but fiddle I did and it works!

Kindness is a core value for me, but I talk a LOT of trash on LinkedIn.

AND ANOTHER THING Even IF someone running the country like a business WASN'T a batshit idea already, NOBODY IS GOOD AT RUNNING BUSINESSES ANYWAY. Study after study after study AFTER STUDY proves out that paying a living wage improves quality and output, yet no businesses operate that way […]

My dad is a really kind and funny person, and I love him very much.

#mamdani #democraticsocialist #berniesanders #voteblue

Picked up a copy of the Garak book by Garak. I'm excited to Garak it while Garak

[frivolous complaining] I really like my coworker, but he always--ALWAYS--smells like day-old dude. Oh, you're one of those people who only ever showers before bed instead of in the morning? Yeah I know. WE ALL KNOW.

Breathe.

Therapy isn't a panacea; it won't make systemic oppression okay or cure my feeling of being abused by my mom every time my employer/a CEO/the government fucking gaslights me about why I'm fucking miserable, and YEAH, I'm depressed and neurodivergent and traumatized, but also NOBODY LIKES BEING […]

The music my coworkers blast in this warehouse makes me embarrassed to be associated with men.

I'm somehow considered the worst worker here, but also having to do bilingual tech support (not my job even a little) so that half our team's email keeps working because nobody here knows how to computer, AND still getting my own work done. Worst employee here. Me.

I am one of those people who will trace every societal problem back to capitalism, but only because it's completely accurate to do so.

Rise. #spaischips #nomanssky #startrek

If you tend to conduct yourself like you're the smartest person in a given room, I need to remind you that this is when you need to question yourself twice as much, because that mindset will absolutely make you the dumbest smartest person in the room.

Boss just told us we're doing mandatory 10 hour days this week and a Saturday shift and I just wrote him to tell him no. Wish me luck!

Exploring is our bread and butter, but we'll take down oppressors for free. #spaischips #nomanssky #startrek

RE: https://tenforward.social/@nonehitwonder/114690870880982026 I'm gonna try to finish it. I'll update it here: https://nonehitwonder.com/holodeck2.html

If computers are so smart, then why have I been identifying motorcycles for them for a decade?

Insurance told me this afternoon that they're totaling my car, and I had to shut down my debit card for fraud this evening, and can't even request a new one until Monday. I'm going to bed before anything else fucking stupid happens.

Hey workers, take today off; they earned it. #generalstrike

Bella Ciao 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶

My name is literally none-hit-wonder and I STILL wouldn't sell out my reputation for money.

Obviously.

Got rear-ended on the way to work Friday, just up the road from the accident that destroyed my previous car. I think I'm done with, like, jobs and driving.

A talent is being able to bend your thumb to touch your own wrist; the artist you're failing to compliment spent years learning and practicing the skills they used to make the thing you're enjoying.

Conceptually, AI is slavery. It is explicitly what these companies are striving for: digital slaves to replace the inefficient meat-based wage slaves they currently exploit. Any time you read an article extolling the benefits of #ai, replace every instance of "AI" with "slavery" and hear what […]

Here’s a little meme for you to use, if you feel like giving feedback to authors who still use Substack. 😡 Substk;DR #boycottsubstack

"Nothing you do is ever enough," hisses one voice scornfully. "But you yourself ARE enough," notes another, quietly.

[horny on main, politics] I wish anyone other than the government would sit on my face.

Something fun about @holodeck3 is that cheapbotstootsweet.com lets me provide a link to the source I wrote in Twinery, so you can see how the sausage is made AND crank out as many sausages as you want by running the script from the bottom of the page […]

If anyone needs me, I'll be in @holodeck3

A HOME FOR MY METAL CHILD @holodeck3

I wanted to take a break from talking about how awful everything is to show some love and appreciation for the greatest character in all of Star Trek.

I've just stumbled across this incredibly useful explanatory chart on mansplaining. Petition for this to be prominently displayed in every workplace. https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20180727-mansplaining-explained-in-one-chart

I literally can't do my job today, because they "reallocated" my computer several weeks ago and I need that specific computer to do my job today.

@guinan, I would like to make a bot called Holodeck 2 that posts randomly-generated holodeck scenarios on its own tenforward.social account; would that be okay with you? I don't want to do something like that without your permission.

I wanted to take a break from talking about how awful everything is to show some love and appreciation for the greatest character in all of Star Trek.

For the last few days on my drive to and from work, I've been passing an upright log by the side of the road, and every time I see it I wonder who tried to get in a fight with a ninja.

HR referred me to my employer's administrative director about my "raise," and out of morbid curiosity, I am indulging this nonsense and addressing my issues to him directly.

I never do this because I strongly dislike the site, but this art by Vreni on bsky is great. Their shop is here: https://www.stillvreni.com

Friendly reminder that "minimum wage" means "the minimum amount 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘨𝘦 you are legally allowed to be paid."