No.

oh, good

When I become president, I will make a law that says every time you go to urgent care for something minor, after the doctor leaves, a grandma will come into the room with a bowl of ice cream and kiss you on the forehead.

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

Pete Hegseth and Trump are addressing the troops, you say?

Gracias, Claudia 🤍

Can check (Watching Sneakers with the kid)

Here's my reaction to the Spirit game. Gift Monday? More like Gift SUNDAY!

"Whoever forbids Antifa, wants fascism! Make Antifa Great Again!" - Bayern Munich fans on Friday, right behind the goal, so guaranteed to be in the broadcast worldwide.

Maybe the guy was a pilot and just wanted to remind himself of a very important button in the cockpit.

Life update: I've been trying out just a mustache for awhile now, and I gotta say, I think it works. I'm starting to understand it now.

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

I did not enjoy Pablo's answers to both of my questions after the game tonight.

I don't think framing the conversation around how good or bad of a late night host Jimmy Kimmel is really addresses the concern.

I don’t really use this site much, but I wanted to share something that I wrote for @wasatchsentinel.bsky.social about some bad stuff that happened after last week’s game. www.wasatch.soccer/post/2025-09...

if you ever want to be in the new york times just call them and say you're dem strategist telling democrats to be more fascist and several of their writers will parachute through your roof

I think he's actually demonstrating a polyrhythm (looks like a 3 over 2, or triplets over eighth notes) rather than a syncopation.

one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them

truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself

Saw this on the other site and my god, how true it is. We had a shooting in Denver AT THE SAME TIME and that was barely even covered in the news. We are truly, truly broken.

No actually it’s good that RSL gladly invited this guy back, because it’s important to be inclusive.

I think the only conclusion you can conclusively draw from this recent run of results for the Royals is that Ally Sentnor was the problem

this is embarrassing and disappointing as hell

So this “fan” threatened to kill one of my friends and the team apologized to him. Awesome. I guess everyone is bending the the knee to Trump.

Flags are still half mast, but no moment of silence tonight at the Royals game.

Any other MLS teams have their flags at half mast tonight?

I know exactly where the Franklin Strait is because I was just learning about the Franklin Expedition this morning. The leader of the Expedition was like the 4th choice, after one of the more preferred choices declined leading it because he was "simply tired of the Arctic".

i would posit that a society where even governors use the phrase "touch grass" in a public statement and expect to be understood cannot in fact log off. offline may as well be the lost garden of eden

As a guy who installs security cameras for a living, you have better pictures, I promise you. This looks like you took a picture of a computer monitor with your phone from 15 feet away!

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

It's not as fun as it used to be.

We're still doing unironic 9/11 posts? Social media managers, grow up.

The white washing of Charlie Kirk's life of hate by corporate media, Republicans, and even some Democrats is making me feel like I'm in the worst episode of The Twilight Zone. America is the best country for mediocre white conservative men who traffic in hate. Made into heroes in death.

A perfect encapsulation of American politics.

Bought smokes for a guy outside the gas station and holy shit, smokes are $12 a pack these days?

He ended up scoring a hat trick in that WCQ game. Here's where it was played.

I work in a field where I've had Labor Day off for most of my adult life, but this is the first year I've been part of a union on Labor Day and I gotta say, unions are pretty cool. Big fan.

Just took these photos myself in Massachusetts. Hot stuff. Grateful for the benefits my union provides my family & me. Join a union today: aflcio.org/formaunion/c...

This doesn't make up for the Sentnor thing, but this + Lacasse back will at least give me a reason to keep going to the stadium.

Bella Chow

Does Washington DC just have a 747 spooling up in the background at all times?

It's official now, I'm leaving the house for work in the absolute pitch dark of night. Not even a hint of sunlight.

Tonight's referee

Personally, I'm very excited to see DeAndre Yedlin play for Real Salt Lake tonight.