The greatest of all goats

Messi never scored a hat trick in the World Cup before he joined MLS. Makes you think.

I would say that we as a society have moved past the need for Alexi Lalas but since we never needed him in the first place it doesn't quite work

So the USMNT are currently on top of the 2026 World Cup? I'm going to enjoy this feeling.

Thorns strike first in Portland. Bad miscommunication in the back from Utah, who up until that point had controlled the game centrally and hunted the ball high. Mackenzie Arnold made a point-blank double save a few minutes earlier to keep the Royals off the board. #NWSL

Ok excited to watch the most important match in global soccer today: Portland Thorns vs. Utah Royals

BECKERMAN'S NUMBER???

I am, once again, screaming in the basement. #COYS

having flashbacks to the 2019 champions league final where poch also made an insane lineup choice

This is the worst day of my life

Here's what we learned from RSL's well-fought 2-1 win. https://www.wasatch.soccer/post/2026-05-17/7324/rsl-recovery-2-1-colorado-rapids

Gozo is a fun player. We're having fun. It's nice.

RSL won, Royals won, Spurs won. I feel good about that.

What the fuck is the point of even going to this game if Javi isn't there??

I can't believe it's 2026 and we get to witness the greatest ever Argentine soccer player here in Salt Lake. I am of course talking about Javier Morales' returning to Utah as an assistant coach for Inter Miami. These jokes will continue.

When spurs get a point and city beat arsenal

goal of the week

Real Salt Lake are a fun team to watch. Full send.

Real Salt Lake are second in the west. It’ll probably change by tomorrow, but fun regardless.

Here's what to expect from Real Salt Lake's match against Sporting Kansas City on Saturday afternoon. https://www.wasatch.soccer/post/2026-04-03/7311/rsl-sporting-kansas-city-match-preview

Have you ever tried to edit photos with a three year old sitting in your lap? Absolute chaos.

Though he may have been fired, the spirit of Peter Vermes lives on

This is my first time missing a Royals home opener and I am sad about it.

At least we can finally focus on winning the league #coys

God, this is so sweet

Big celebration…….

CLUB IN CRISIS!

35' | TATUMN MILAZZO SCORES IN HER FIRST MATCH BACK!! #KCvUTA | 0-1

WE’RE WINNING THE LEAGUE!

Scarves up when the clock hits 69. gofund.me/26fc9c0bf

Ok I am now ready for a wild turnaround

The fun thing about supporting Tottenham Hotspur Football Club is pain. Eternal pain.

The new #NWSL season is near, so new Ambition Rankings are here. Boston and Denver join the mix to make 16 teams, which can really be divided into two or three tiers at this stage. How is each team trending up or down? Great ambition does not always lead to strong implementation.

It's pretty wild Real Salt Lake have goal scorers who are younger than the club.

People constantly ask me, "Lucas, how do you always get such crisp chairs in all your photos?", and I think it's really important to be transparent that I don't always accomplish that. Sometimes I miss the chairs (and even the players in the foreground) entirely!

They might be good?

The kids are alright.

It’s 2026 and yet every time I eat a hotdog I think of Mitt Romney. This is my cross to bear.

Came away extremely impressed with Real Salt Lake's new DP Morgan Guilavogui last night — good vision, distribution, and speed. The 27-year-old was hugely impactful in the right halfspace in his debut.

It sucks that the Royals could put out the greatest jersey in history and america first would still ruin it

Point and counterpoint

The coolest part about having a PC for work and a Mac for home/school is no matter how I copy and paste I always do it wrong

CLUB IN CRISIS: Real Salt Lake have lost every single league game this season

Blurring your background on video calls is for cowards.

so fucked up for rsl's first game of the season to be well before my children's bedtime it's like don garber didn't even consider my kids when making the mls schedule

Happy new RSL kit day to all who celebrate www.wasatch.soccer/post/2026-02...

Diogo Goncalves has left #RSL — rounding out a series of substantive transfer misses for the club.

Dami

14th in the league but 4th in champions league spurs are the greatest club in the world

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