BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

TEVE LABUBU NA ABERTURA DA COPA 2026

Had a great time with Mike doing this interview, he’s an excellent reporter and a good dude.

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

college basketball is nonsense that must be done away with entirely. all these students should be busying themselves with schoolwork instead of wasting away the day with endless games of "hoops"

Think I'm gonna skip the Chinese time of my life and go straight to the Indian time of my life. Get ahead of the curve and all that.

been waiting for this moment

His mother must be very proud

I have a confession: I lie and tell women I’m a racist League of Legends streamer on Kick so they’ll sleep with me

Racist guy with Tourette’s who says BLM in the middle of a Klan rally

White people when they hear there’s a buy one get one 50% off sale

Realest shit ever since written (I just got a Corolla hmu ladies)

Been getting into Tame Impala lately. These guys are so good, the members have great synergy with each other, working together surprisingly well for a band that mashes a lot of genres together. Definitely one of my favorite rock groups of the 2010s

Its too late, I’ve drawn myself as the scary lion and you as the frightful boy

Nonbinary submissive who gets turned on when people say "good goy"

Sometimes I wonder how my old pediatrician Dr Epstein has been handling everything recently

Imagine if women had to breastfeed babies using their boobies

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

this is fucking insane holy shit

The Youtube algorithm steps up its game at like 3am man how am I supposed to sleep

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

The ladies call me Arby’s cuz they want my Meat Mountain ™️

Excited for Bovino and his new office.

Gay Human Centipede

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Finally caught up to One Piece. Now I can go back to the start since I forgot all of that!

Been watching a lot of Malcolm in the Middle, just putting on a few episodes at random every night. When I was a little kid I could only see the cynicism in the show, specifically remembering the times when the family was awful to each other, but I see the love between them now.

Garfield the cat made his first appearance 50 years ago today!

This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner

HOW DOES RALSEI KNOW THE ANSWER??! #DELTARUNE

New York City has a new mayor

Do you guys think Billy Joel was really at a bar and saw the guy next to him sticking his dock in a tonic and gin

no one is born to be alone #ONEPIECE

A man downloads the "Destroy All Opps" app on his new iPhone. You won't believe what happens next...

Guy stuck in 2011 who makes a rage comic about calling ICE to get Justin Bieber deported

Horny Minecraft Movie script: Jason Mamoa: “you want me to fuck the chicken?” *minecraft chicken spreads legs* Jack Black: “Chicken pussy!”

Bitches want all the benefits of a sugar daddy without the responsibilities 🤣🤣🤣 sorry kitten if you want your allowance you better drive Daddy to my colonoscopy appointment!

Let God Sort Em Out keeps getting better after every listen. I don’t say that to many albums

My ex-wife will be insanely jealous when she finds out I am now in a parasocial relationship with an incredibly hot V-Tuber #wnningthebreakup

I, for one, think it's hilarious that Saquon Barkley's skills regressed like a million years after hanging out with Trump in April.

#tbt Dale

me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️ also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈

Hooked up with a Cold Stone Creamery employee last night and today she texted me “like it.” Chat am I cooked?