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the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

He will not be permanently damaged. Han Solo spotted on Mercury by the MESSENGER spacecraft, 20 September 2013.

Reaching for the stars! Chilean astrophotographer Alexis Trigo captured the VLT Unit Telescope 4, shooting its laser beams to create an artificial star. This allows astronomers to correct for atmospheric turbulence that blurs data. https://www.eso.org/public/images/potw2611a/ 🔭 🧪 📷 ESO/A. Trigo

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Saturn's icy moon Rhea transiting the giant planet in 2006.

Let's Not Play Frisbee With That Poet Anymore

Да знаете, че ако ви трябва връзка с Wizzair ей тоя телефон работи! Малко се шокирах като чух "Здравейте, вие се свързахте с НАТАЛИЯ", ама не беше бот 🤣

Когато искаш да си оправиш маникюра, обаче си яла твърде много спанак P.S. Енерджайзър явно са на принципа "лоша реклама няма"

Skateboard stop-motion

TESS confirms what we saw with Kepler and K2 - on average, ***every single small red star has a planet around it***! And a short-period one at that (<30 days). And you know what the galaxy is mostly made of? Small red stars. PLANETS. PLANETS EVERYWHERE!!! Happy weekend pondering that, everyone.

Made a short a few years back that I made mostly during down time on Looney Tunes, but was in on/off production for a long time. Animation/Clean-Up by me, Music by @yoavlandau.bsky.social and editing/comp by @toonholechris.bsky.social ! Had a nice little festival run too, still kinda proud of it.

Interrogation

Respect the Baklava. #yiayia

2026 basically

Ванчето Григорова си се търкаля в собствената тиня и използва трагедията в Петрохан за да громи НПО-тата. Много интересно съвпадение на позициите с някои партии в парламента... Скрийнът е от пост на гаден частник, извършил повече социална дейност, отколкото Ванчето може да напише. Венсеремос!

Противно на очакванията, габровската тоалетна хартия НЕ е еднопластова. Също така не видях да играят хоро по терлици. :)

Дума на деня: mooch 1. (бритиш инглиш) шматкам се 2. (амер. инглиш) муфтя

Днес научих, че гърците наричали премиера си Мистър Бийн 😂 И да, сложи си кърпичката със сополите в папката с международното споразумение с Турция.

For the love of God, we just solved this problem yesterday

This is a cool photo of crescent Venus. And the Moon, too. Image credit: Iván Éder

Аз: Какви дръжки искаш за шкафа? Детето: Намбърблокс! Отляво да е единайсет, отдясно - девет! Аз: Say no more! A few hours later...

В самата мишка. От достоверен източник знам за поне един такъв случай: Опитвали да копират нещо от един компютър на друг като местели мишката от единия на другия 😃

Time to post this rather incredible photo again. The largest volcano in the Solar System, Olympus Mons, with one of the Solar System's smallest moons, Phobos, crossing it. Photographed from Mars orbit. Credit: Credit: ESA/DLR/FU Berlin/Andrea Luck @andrealuck.bsky.social CC BY

Where Silence Climbs #photobyme

The Onion remains the only credible corporate news source in the United States. theonion.com/kristi-noem-...

The colours of Surva 2026 Pernik *през обектива на Иван Шишиев и @kathyfeera /Sketches_of_Sofia/

You misspelled "BORED".

Ето и видео, което показва колко са нагли youtu.be/5Dg2aecGiYQ?...

Не използвайте банкомати на Euronet където и в Европа да се намирате. Целият им бизнес се основава на огромни такси, скрити зад объркващи менюта на екрана на банкомата. offnews.bg/ikonomika/ta...

There's such beauty in the cosmos. This is a view from #JWST of a portion of the Helix Nebula, an expanding shell of ionised gas moving away from a central star that shed most of its mass about 10,000 years ago. And these smaller structures are cometary knots... each larger than the Solar System.

Here's a story that illustrates Russian imperialist plundering during the 19th century that occurred even in friendly countries. It's about the Dalboki Treasure - artifacts from a Thracian aristocrat's burial that was found near the village of Dalboki, close to the city of Stara Zagora in Bulgaria.

BC/AD

See that bright, glowing object with a tail? That's not a comet. That's the planet Mercury.

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1. Пазарене 2. Гняв 3. Пазарене 4. Депресия 5. Приемане a.k.a. петте фази при игра на Катан

Nikon Comedy Wildlife 2025 Winners www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/niko... 😆

My god. It's full of stars. This sparkling #JWST stellar scene is Westerlund 2, a young star cluster only a few million years old and containing some of the hottest, most massive stars known. Westerlund 2 is situated within the Gum 29 stellar nursery, and is around 20,000 lightyears from home.

A story I found about Haiti: In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."

Wednesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/peter-brooke...

Ice Ice Baby

Tech Christmas Tom Fishburne, Marketoonist

Ние мислихме, че AI ще ни вземе работата, а то ще ни вземе децата.