I wish I went to a gayer gym so I could confidently write "juicy tits" on the New Years resolution board

The people who own and invest in this tech would have you believe that this is the AI's fault, not theirs. In that way, it's the endgame of corporate capitalism, a mechanism designed to redistribute blame for atrocities so thinly that no individual has to feel accountable.

I just saw an ozempic ad during the Lockheed Martin football game. Truly this country is the worst

I spent hours getting in drag for a party that was canceled, and the host of said party (who i shan't name) owes me $1 million

Every trans person should get an extra $100 per hour on their paycheck for pain and suffering

Today I was misgendered by a coworker while he was apologizing for misgendering me

No really good take requires the framing of a really bad one.

*laughs in archivist* anyone who thinks it's all been digitized is out of their goddamn mind. We don't have the staff, resources, or digital infrastructure to digitize, store, check, and maintain at preservations standards a digital copy of every single item in our collections.

Every time I'm in Blackstone I see a normie family have a total meltdown

New year new fetishes

You'd think pete ricketts could afford to get his teeth fixed

I'm back on wellbutrin and back on prep everything is coming together

I do think if you catch someone using AI it is yr civic duty to put their head in the toilet and give them a swirlie like the little fuckin nerd they are

having the Count sing "I Saw Three Ships" is so inspired

There's ~ 13 cop cars on my street 🥴

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The perk of being a deeply moody person is I can go from rock bottom spiraling depression lump to a member of society in like 7 minutes flat

googling do i have ocd ocd screener ocd symptoms ocd social symptoms ocd relationships anxiety anxiety versus ocd anxiety and ocd anxiety and adhd and ocd

I love when fresh tattoos under second skin get all juicy

Bleh I'm really enjoying @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social

winter is a hate crime because I gotta hide the gams

G g g g g ghost

I really love seeing fetishes that aren't my thing in person and online It's like a sign of a healthy ecosystem

I think my neighbors burnt a bunch of oil (?????)

Robert Crumb is the comics version of the Orson Welles diagnosis of Woody Allen

I'm ready for the krampus party

Interview with the vampire but they're all properly medicated

The wig head is coming out 👀

instead of doing a muppet version of "knives out" they are doing a version of your birth, with everyone but your mother being a felt muppet. rolf is going to pull a muppet out of her

We were snowed in, and mom cut back, so we now have about 32 servings of pie to divide between 3 people

My apathy towards the upcoming festivities is pierced by the knowledge that my mom is going to make 40 servings of pie for 9 people

Frantically googling "can you tassel twirl without tits" while I make weekend plans

Who the fuck has $900 to spend

How it feels to eat my little dinner when the sun goes down at 4 fucking 30

I've been depressed but at least I'm hot

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I want to bring back gif selfies made on a laptop

they've euthanized horses for less than this (referring to online dating)

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It was already confusing being a child and finding out the woman i thought was my grandmother was a stepmother, and my bio grandma had been dead for years. Imagine how crazy making it'd been if dead grandma lois had been facetiming me from beyond the grave

I want to k*** ****** ***** **** * ***** **** *****, *** **** ***** *** ****** ****** *** ** ** ****s

I assume every stocking in Chicago has a 50 ml malort in the toe

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

My hot take is that if the drink is $5 you can tip 50%

Syd show starting 45 minutes late and I arrived at the advertised start time

I crashed out today I'd like a refund on my therapy please

I'm ready to get back out there *loads coffins full of ancestral soil onto a carriage bound for bremen*

Pour one out for the preteen rubbing vogue perfume samples on himself while spending lunch in the library