Gonna tell people this was Looper

Heaven Heaven is a place Where nothing Nothing ever happens -David, 3:8

Yellow... How about a tiny bumblebee fairy from @fenrisgames.com 🐝🧚🌼

It’s actually pretty hilarious how vast the gulf between what you’d think a song called “Wild Mountain Time” would sound like and what the song “Wild Mountain Thyme” actually sounds like.

trying to post through it rn

a fun thing about social media is watching gifted wordsmiths come up with new and vivid ways to vaguely suggest unactionable violent ideation while thousands of people all wish for the same man to die

Not since the heady days of Chris Claremont has a comics writer so clearly captured the music of “nacçionale accènts”

Everyone knows she’s talking about Herman Melville but you do NOT want the Whalehive coming after you

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

For my money, one of the greatest comedic bits is ending an otherwise innocuous sentence with “for some reason.”

First riff in Money for Nothing, after the “I want my MTV” intro

(Quote posts disabled, but I really wanted to make this stupid niche joke, dammit!) My Hogarth House is Gin Lane

Slow but steady progress on Da Moongol Goffs Mob. Gitmob Spearhead 🏷️ #GloomspiteGitz #AgeofSigmar Warhammer Goblins Gitz

My wife and I both really enjoyed Project Hail Mary, and have responded to it by putting on similar movies at home this week. For her, Interstellar; for me, The Nice Guys.

I saw Cage the Elephant for NXNE at the Horseshoe and the guitarist jumped off the stage and spun around on the floor next to me

Question time, friends: What musical artist(s) were you lucky enough to catch at a small venue before they broke big?

i can't believe NBC already canceled Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Feds. any show is gonna seem "conceptually unapproachable" if you only air two episodes. i don't even think they NEEDED to explain why the FBI hired these two guys who had just emerged from a book, but i bet they were GONNA

There should be someone in Slow Horses who’s just there because that was the entry-level position

I’d like to formally ad this baby from the cover of the week-by-week parenting book I’m reading to this pantheon of images

Test Git for my Wolfgitz. Setting myself up for a very arduous experience. 🏷️ Age of Sigmar #AoS #GloomspitGitz Gitmob Goblin Warhammer Grot

HOLY SHIT UCONN

Someone should write a pamphlet on what cocktails pair well with the passing of various members of a particular administration. it will sell well and come in handy.

Project Hail Mary but Ryland was sent into space in order to watch terrible science fiction movies as part of an experiment so he and Rocky just make fun of them the whole time and we see their silhouettes at the bottom of the screen

Every day, and the soccer can decide to kill you.

I think children should be taught calligraphy. They should be taught how to identify which instruments are in a piece of music. They should learn advanced color theory. And all of this should be the law. This is not a joke

Gimli, amazed at the concept of forks after spending his whole life eating with dwarven dining hammers: “And they call it a tine. A tine!”

Everyone’s dunking on this, and I know nothing about this guy or Pennsylvania, but sure, why not? People are generally impressed by good penmanship, why not teach this skill?

Absolutely in love with how they've done the new Cities of Sigmar stuff. Really evocative of the like detail-rich anarchy of Josh Kirby's Pratchett covers? One picture doesn't do it justice, but they've really packed the whole range with a huge variety of odd faces, creatures, knickknacks etc.

I’m torn because I love the elves and dwarves, but really dig how Cities of Sigmar is increasingly just “Hieronymous Bosch: The Faction” #AoS #AgeofSigmar Adepticon

[Smuggest, punch-my-teeth-down-my-throat and kick-me-down-a-flight-of-stairs Torontonian grin] Never.

I think as a sign of good faith, the US should let Iran kill two (2) members of the president’s cabinet, to even things up a little and reset the table.

A classic theonion.com/pharmaceutic...

when people say “dumb as a post” they mean my posts

Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.

Cat piloting cat mecha

This exact thing youtu.be/OeTaWZLtDP4?...

🎵 Cum-cum my lady cum-cum my lady you’re my butterfly sugar, baby 🎶

My contribution to the still ongoing Sinners/OBAA discourse as a man of a certain age is that the most apt comparison is 2000’s Gladiator/Crouching Tiger showdown.

This is cool timeline serendipity

went a little long and wrote 1600 words about OBAA thiccflair.substack.com/p/can-everyo...

You’re makin’ your own clone Duncan Idahoes! You’re makin’ your own clone Duncan Idahoes!

Looksmaxing and whistlemogging, perchance to woo a lady.

QRP with your (conch) horns

Working on giving a certain percentage (10-20%) of my nascent Gitz force pig noses for more of a Froudian/Henson goblin-rabble theme. Might dabble in small horns too. 🏷️ Warhammer Age of Sigmar AoA #AgeofSigmar Gloomspite Gitmob

Doing this here because I don’t want to be a pedantic ass in someone’s replies but I still very much feel the need to be pedantic about this: “The Graveyard of Empires” is specifically Afghanistan, not the entire Middle East

simultaneously my most and least egghead academic opinion is that we have actual political treatises at home and we should simply let art be art