Gonna try my luck and submit an essay where I compare my top ten favourite Magic: The Gathering sets

Then what the fuck is the point of you

I will be always repost this whenever I see it

Learning the elven runes for “Helcaraxë” so I can put the finishing touches on this bad boy. 🏷️ #AgeofSigmar Idoneth Deepkin Warhammer Incarnate

Quote this with the energy you bring to Bluesky

HE’S SPINNING THE BALL ON HIS FINGER! TAKE IT! TAKE THE BALL!!

Today’s the big day for people who write “Wake Billie Joe Armstrong” on their calendars every year

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Please pray for the Toronto Blue Jays baseball team. Do it instead of a loved one if necessary.

QRP art with a moon in it 🌗

CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again? CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty? CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived CHOTINER: So you’ve said

This goes beyond pastiche or reference comedy and into something way more interesting. Art made from love. Reccomend big time.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

I’m not posting any photos of her because of the general horrors, but you all gotta trust me when I say my baby daughter is CUTE!!!

and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

This Week's Onion Magazine:

No new pictures, were you at mentally?

Scraped from the internet long ago:

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They really had something going with that show, #DebbieHarry youtu.be/h0Hd3uWKFKY?...

Adding a hotglue wave effect to my kitbashed Ikon of the Sea to both look cool and provide some structural support for his precarious pose. I think this thing’s coming together! 🏷️ Idoneth Deepkin #AgeofSigmar Warhammer Elf Aelf Akhelian

you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price

My Simpsons Shitposting group won’t approve this one

remember when near five hundred people got shot in vegas and the FBI concluded that it was weird for sure but probably nothing to worry about

My Simpsons Shitposting group won’t approve this one

This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.

9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>

In this spirit, taking a break from current events to just enjoy some of the music of my youth. youtu.be/o9mJ82x_l-E?...

Anyways, very big day for the stupid games prize committee yesterday

there are people who have never earned more than the base decency we are granted at birth; when they go, we mourn the fact that once, somewhere, there was a child that might've understood kindness, but no more.

One thing I really hope is that when they find the shooter he’s named Mario

Stop acting like there’s anything you can do to make sure Dad doesn’t get mad and hit you. Dad is going to hit you. You could clean your room top to bottom, get all A’s, cook him dinner and mow the lawn; if he wants to hit you, he’s going to fucking hit you.

Never entirely sure with what level of caution to approach these things, as a Canadian.

After a long period of silence, I am back with my second piece created for Games Workshop over a year ago! Like the previous one featuring the Orruks, this was also an incredible and challenging endeavour. I hope I have done justice to the majesty of the Idoneth Deepkin! 🤟 #warhammer #ageofsigmar

So with a little creative kitbashing, the new Idoneth Ikon kit can be used to make an Ikon of the Storm AND an Ikon of the sea. 🏷️ #AgeofSigmar #Warhammer #Idonethdeepkin

Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam. Absolutely perfect front to back.

Quote with some Femme Fatale art.

🎵 To all the beanpole dames in the magazines, you ain’t it

This one blew my mind:

Question for any who care to answer Which band was FUNNIER: Devo or the B-52’s?

Sure looks fun 15 Movies to Get to Know Me There Will be Blood Robin Hood: Men in Tights Kill Bill: Volume I The Thing MacGruber Master & Commander: The Far Side of the World The Nice Guys Hellraiser The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring The Last Unicorn Airplane! It’s a Wonderful Life

1.1 Megadeths

i am done slightly diminishing bands. we must increase bands. the mountain range goats

There have been better tweets and funnier tweets and smarter tweets, but I think this may be my favorite tweet.

Slightly diminish a band 999 Kilodeths

cite whatever statistics you choose, they simply do not jibe with the image of times square in 1979 that i have in my head. gangs roving a crumbling dystopia and the gangs got themes. some are dressed like baseball players. some are mimes. some are girls. were just trying to get back to coney island