Quick, someone poll the 4 things in this scary, scary agenda.

i’ll never get over this

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Rest in peace Betty. Love you so much

I don't want to sleep that means tomorrow comes sooner

How about that.

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

Does the Trending tags section always look like the worst We Didn't Start The Fire verse

wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.

A very nice lady at the grocery store today asked me if I was Hank Green “from Bluesky” 😳

Sorry food workers just know I've been there. I feel for you.

fucked up world where doctors tell you to drink 2 liters of water a day but no public toilets

SO thrilled to publish this fantastic piece outlining the problems with age verification and "child safety" by Pratika Katiyar and Rebecca Williams at the ACLU and Cynthia Conti Cook who leads the Surveillance Resistance Lab.

Not looking forward to tomorrow.

“My aunt died beneath the debris, alongside many others who carried nothing but their faith and a small hope for survival.”

Trump now has bruises on his left hand. Unless we’re expected to believe Trump is shaking hands with his left hand, the “it’s from handshaking” explanation from the right hand is no longer possible (it was never believable)

What's wrong with me? Why can't I get over this

Another lousy Tuesday for the same reasons

I am not looking forward to tomorrow

I don’t want to go to work tomorrow

Another year older.

I miss the emotion I felt when I thought the someone I had affectionate for, cared about me. Feeling emo.

Spending my birthday alone.

Stressed about everything

mRNA tech is some of the coolest, most powerful, most promising scifi shit humans are currently doing. They are being investigated to help with cancers, autoimmune diseases, M.S., stroke recovery, heart disease, diabetes, arthritis, and high cholesterol.

it must be hard to run a country when the whole population gets hit with the men in black memory erasing device every 4 years

Everything is awful and only seemingly getting worse

I need a different job. All I ever do on here is complain about how awful my boss and coworker are.

The governing party of the United States is shutting down the federal government to cover-up evidence the president sexually abused children so he can continue trying to implement dictatorship. That's just a true statement about the world!

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

So the Kerr County, Texas commissioners refused Federal ARPA funds for emergency warning systems because of “communism” and the result was they killed over 200 people… This is what hate and GOP rhetoric does to your brain. It’s deadly.

Moskowitz: "Kristi Noem doesn't know what she is doing. She has no idea what she is doing when it comes to FEMA ... what she did is she broke it, and she broke it on purpose so that when it fails this summer, she can say, 'Oh, see, we told you -- FEMA doesn't work.'"

BREAKING: Airstrikes and shootings killed 82 Palestinians in Gaza, including 38 people while waiting to get aid, hospitals and the Health Ministry said.

Gaza’s Government Media Office says Israel has committed ’26 bloody massacres’ in the last two days.

all the worst people are sad tonight and i just think thats neat

Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.

2024 was the hottest year on this planet in over 125 THOUSAND YEARS. 2025 is on track to be the second hottest. 1976. WAS. NOT. HOTTER.

It’s tough because I largely agree with people saying we should have a better balance on here between politics and other things but then the President declares war or a bunch of people get kidnapped and it feels a little silly to finish typing out “what’s your favorite Futurama episode”

Station Square Hotel Swimming Pool (Sonic Adventure, DC, SEGA, 1998)

Sen. Alex Padilla, who was just forcibly removed from a DHS press conference, is the ranking member of Judiciary’s subcommittee on immigration, citizenship, and border safety, which has “oversight of federal agencies with citizenship, asylum, refugee, and immigration enforcement responsibilities.”

"we have lost attitude control... our chances of making it all the way down are... pretty slim" official statement statement, delivered by a spacex employee elon musk will definitely hunt for sport tonight

My father is very ill with septicemia and almost had to have his arm amputated today.

Love hearing from people at work my boss trash talks me while I'm away at lunch

I have the worst boss.