showing my frie ds one of my favorite action movies today and dear god i forgot how good it was. Nobody with Bob Odenkirk :>

holy shit i remembered this because one of my partners said this phrase not remembering it was my joke lmao, it was so sweet also i have boobs now and do in fact do this its the best :>

i want to be a fat ugly bastard mob character groping rogers on public transit

contrast this with morgan who i want to kick me in the face and call me words i can't repeat here on bluesky. i would like for her to slice through my neck with a cheese wire like it's gouda

@pupn1k.bsky.social Shoji the kinda beast to have beautiful eyes if you take off the glasses

im sad maybe its time for Int/Luck fallout new vegas gameplay

What people think BDSM is like: Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go Sub: what What BDSM is actually like Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go Dom: what Sub: please

I'm being nerfed by the fact i cant have multiple windows open and my house smell like petrichor 24/7

hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors

normal video for normal girls knife :>

my high priestess and i saw you from across the bar, and we think you'd look really cute on your knees praying to me

HANDLERS ONLY POST Dogs not allowed. Gonna say really mean evil stuff about stupid mutts that will terrify and sadden you. Avert your eyes. ok they're gone omg puppies are so freakign cute!? the way she does little tippy taps when she sees me getting the muzzle??? im gonna die its so adorbs and

I literally always say that it's important for dommes to be a little cute with it. It's good. It makes them hotter b/c it's like...oh so you're *real* huh, Clumsily put, but something like that. I said it way better before.

Innate goodness is made up bullshit by the job placement test industrial complex. Every task gets easier if you do it more. Denying the value of failing, or even outright punishing failure, is a sin and I’ll see you in hell

life is agony lowkey but i can't worry about that i gotta think about of the devil

"finally moved all my partners into my house!!!~"

drew morgan from the pov of the person she just killed

The Holy Trinity but it's Mother - Big Sister - Little Sister

this is most angel girls ive met tbh

this is true, the little sisters in discord servers are free and you can take them home.

i love my friends. they installed a butchery mod on our vintage story game, fully expecting my freak ass to be entirely about it. which i am. im making a butcher room in a dim basement :>

i was able to draw a lot which is what i wanted but ough. ough. ough. Ow my poison damage

You can trust me around your discord servers. I won't pick off the most vulnerable, traumatized girls and violate their minds until they look into my eyes and see God

"he" has something to prove and few attachments, surely. "he" marches off to die at the years end. no magic is worked on "him", merely a suggestion that there is another path.

girls? yes, can't you see the- oh. now you mean to level accusations of perverting the stalwart youth with my sorcery. no. consider for the moment the kind of "boy" that would participate in a beheading game.

if drifting off to sleep in my lap forever is more appealing to your knights than returning in glory after completing their quests, i imagine that says much more about the societal pressures these girls are under than it serves as evidence of me being an evil witch

my only friend for like 16 years was a stuffed animal did you know

'a plushie is a sextoy' no thats wrong a plushie is a friend i can hold when im really sad and cry into.

content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot

partner- "i was at hot topic and this reminded me of you" me - "i get it but also just make that shirt with a sharpie i beg you"

I LOVE MY COUNTRY PHILADEPHIA

Older take on Testament I still fancy

behold! my bandwagon post!

when i get phallus preserving vaginoplasty its over for all of you fuckers

🩸 the thing about having girlfriends who're absurdly into cnc is u end up with some weird knowledge. yes I know what the most common date rape drugs are. yes I have tinctures with esoteric cannabinoids that can make u couchstuck with a few drops. why do you ask.

Straight vampires aren't real. They can't hurt you.

PSA to porn consumers: Pay sex workers We don't need your "help" we need money to live, why do you think half of us got into this line of work?!? We turned our bodies into businesses to conform to capitalism & you're trying to get our consent to taking away our autonomy We aren't fucking stupid.

We all need to have a woman who is Going to Fucking Get You in our lives

my brainfucked girlthing could beat up your brainfucked girlthing (and then deliver it to me naked and tied up with a bow)

Honestly, I've been thinking a lot lately about betting submissives in an ac6 tournament...

you’re in control of an entire agency dedicated to building fucked-up vehicles, and putting perfectly obedient pilots in the cockpits who obey your every command. their deaths are often acceptable, seen as liability & expense, and casualty rates are borderline memetic. tell me how it’s NOT mechsplo.

Bad girls make good dogs.