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banging phone call from my mum today. opener was “is mark zuckerberg transgender?” this was followed up with her spilling the tea about the person who audited her work today and this is extra spicy because she and I worked the same industry for a while and both knew this woman was a raging cunt

don’t worry lads I’m in 😘 shopstands.com/products/mom...

oh yeah. anyone could do it. that’s why he’s up there on the stage with all the coloured spotlights on him - and we’re down on the floor, dancin’ through the dark with all the other no-marks

The days pass and pass, yet I'm still insufferable about Izzy. What kind of drugs did they infuse into this character?! He's sooo soggy, sooo pathetic and cute🥺

everyone else go home I won tiktok

can we start peer pressuring Con to do a convention in Temecula or San Diego (I can stay there for free) (it’s warm) (I like it)

Maybe I could teach even you a thing or two. (Yes Izzy's mad, but he's also horny for skill...) Commission from the astounding Tank Monsternova. Commission them! archetank on IG 🥰💚

In an EdIzzy mood again. This is based on a comic panel I saw while Pinteresting around. #Art #OFMD #EdIzzy

I just incorrectly guessed a station on guess the station tiktok but it was Sheffield aka the place where I actually fucking live

the gods must know that I’m seeing @orphanednebula.bsky.social today for a GCC reunion because sure enough my eye (just one!) is watering, it’s like I’m back in the convention centre 🥰😭

happy friday! or should i say. hapPEE friday? no, i’ll work on that. anyway, new chapter here x archiveofourown.org/works/554881... @lovedhands.bsky.social

Eddie not believing in the curse is the least believable part of 911 sir you used to be a medic you know it’s real

Izzy’s “a curse is a curse, and once it takes hold… it takes hold” but it’s a pharmacy AU and it’s about someone saying the Q word

FUCK OFF IS SAMBA IN 911

I literally am the personality hire I’m on a call with a SENIOR in my team and managed to make a task take 3 times as long as it needed to with the yapping

Here's the most popular thing I ever posted on xitter. Izzy during S2 Episode 1 #OFMD #Art

He's so much more than just so-so 💜 #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart

Some love for Izzy Hands from Our Flag Means Death. Con O'Neill is such a moving actor and a nice human.

maybe I’ve been watching too much Say Yes to the Dress but I think Izzy would actually be incredible in that industry. grumpy old gay man who knows exactly what his clients want and isn’t afraid to tell pushy friends and family to shut the fuck up

fucking class, thank you @killerweasel.bsky.social for sending this one my way (what language is this)

RICHARD HAMMOND IS SINGLE??

i’m just like wym everyone watching this show isn’t immediately fascinated by and invested in the 20 yr plus long mutual pining mutually unrequited horror movie plot style relationship between the two leather daddy pirates

when I worked on wards as a pharmacy technician in 2020-2022, I witnessed a woman be moved to a male bay because she was trans and the way her notes were written was nothing short of horrific. the way she was spoken about was awful. I was scared to speak out, I was a kid.

I will not engage further in the abuse debate I will not

thinking about the crew and flow arts for some ungodly reason Pete does dragon staff cause it’s the “masculine” one. Archie also does dragon staff and is actually good at it. Jim does poi but is nonchalant about it. they don’t make it their personality, it’s just a thing they can do

this has got to top the list of stupid shite you find while unpacking. hotel milk. origin unknown.

Conito of the day... Val ✨

Stizzy. 🥰

I need Izzy laughing at Stede leaning in the doorframe while Stede tries to get his obnoxious BMW off the drive in the snow. His reliable Ford Focus defrosted itself and is ready to go in 5 minutes

I'm already embarrassed by art I did just a couple years ago. This one goes on the update pile. #wip #stizzy

An oldie but such a goodie 🫡 #ourflagmeansdeath #izzyhands #ofmd

i think the funniest thing is that no matter what other disagreements exist in ofmd fandom, so many of us across the space looked at Jim & Olu in s2 & were just like "they're still dating idgaf"

avoiding second novel (fic) syndrome cause City of Steel is gonna be so???

shoutout to the time I got staff discount at a bar I did not work at because I brought the glasses back and was chatting to the bartender about my own job as bar manager

every time someone tells me I look like Con in his 20s I gain 20 years of life and 50 points of gender

Eggs: yes. especially poached eggs Steak: medium rare thank u Alcohol: usually a sauvignon blanc, maybe a lager. pornstar martini if we’re doing cocktails Warm drinks: coffee in the morning, tea later on. both with milk, sometimes a chai latte

what’s the part of adulthood where you’re wandering forlornly through the snow covered town centre on a desperate hunt for panko breadcrumbs

#WIPWednesday, the boys will be back soon 🪩

okay I was talking about this with Nate the other day but did anyone else used to get migraines that went away the moment you threw up because I had them for like a year when I was 10

I need Con to announce something sharpish WHAT IF HE FORGETS ME

great news! the WITH document is so big it now glitches when I open it!!

its loving izzy hands hours!!!!

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Izzy re Ed

look at him go

anyone else feeling like this

squeaky star Izzy dreams ripped away from me as my card acts up… NEXT TIME

I’m legit so glad my mum is turning 60 soon because she was telling me about all the routine medical tests she now has to do so we can bond over basically living at the fucking doctor’s lmao

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