Ya know, I had my doubts about this Melania documentary but I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong. This is fascinating.

Can we please skip the trash ass stores like Walmart and Sam's Club? How about a Fresh Thyme or Trader Joe's or some other upscale grocery? who13.com/news/metro-n...

@sarahforiowa.bsky.social Some oppo of Zach Nunn nodding along while Trump says citizens shouldn't carry guns.

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

I want to emphasize that at this time the unconfirmed reports that President Trump has both arms stuck "elbow deep" in the airplane toilet are just that. We will be monitoring this story. Please be responsible about spreading news that both his arms are "as far as they can go" into the toilet hole.

Hoping against all hopes that whatever portal to hell was opened by the Cubs winning the world series in 2016 is snapped shut by Indiana winning the natty tonight.

Congrats Indiana. Hawks still played them the closest all season.

If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire

While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →

I would get the shit kicked out of me when I told them to lick my Hmong-ous balls, but it would be worth it.

The hit dog is hollering.

I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

GLORIA ESTEFAN: [menacingly stroking a cat] The rhythm is gonna get you, Mr. Bond.

Cut Doubs. He can fucking walk home.

we used to be a country where the friends of pedophiles were treated like the friends of pedophiles

Ella McCay Count to four Ella McCay Then three more Ella McCay If you can see Ella McCay You'll come with me

I feel bad for this guy because almost everyone in his replies has brain damage.

LMAO. I was just talking to my BIL that private equity destroys everything, and he was like, "Blackstone owns the company I work for, and they're fine." I said, "It'll be gone in 5 years tops."

Iowa just ran the Philly Special.... successfully! I know, right.

Trump take hemp industry abcnews.go.com/US/thc-gummi...

We’re gonna eat you. With forks.

More tax collection, less genital inspection.

Wrong asshole died. apnews.com/article/dick...

Max Scherzer is going to put on a fake mustache and try to pitch as Shax Merzer. "No you see, Max has one blue eye and one brown eye, but Shax has one brown eye and one blue eye."

I'm going to laugh if they let Ohtani finally hit in like the 19th inning and he hits a first-pitch upper-decker to end it.

Hate to see what they call their restroom.

Trevor Lawrence just did this, but it worked.

Feel like Kirk Ferentz is gonna hate Cignetti forever over this. Gonna be Dantonio redux.

Kirk Ferentz won both of his Big Ten titles before Mike Gundy became head coach of Oklahoma State.

I crashed my Scion

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

and you think YOUR fantasy football league has a tough punishment for the team that finishes in last place

the pedophile enablers are enabling pedophilia again

The president, a top tier pedophile with many pedophile friends and cabinet members who enjoy sex crimes, went out to eat on Tuesday night

Gronowski fucking sucks out loud. May as well have torched that NIL money. What a fucking joke.

SLOW MESH!!!!

We replaced Tim Lester with Greg Davis. Let's see if anyone notices the difference.

Love how these piss-babies wouldn't report on Trump's authoritarian impulses leading to the election, but now that they're losing out on access, they crash out on the fascist mouthpieces, but not the source.

The 20-point swings from 2024 will continue until morale improves wcmelepub.wcicc.com

JD stands for Jizz Davenport.

This is great but you gotta find a way to explain it to everyone and fortunately Bum Phillips already did

Slightly diminish a band: Third Eye Blurry

@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.