Free advice: If you want your hot political takes taken seriously, don't A) post them from your bestiality cosplay account and B) admit that you're not voting in this election *or* the midterms.

Does the Israel-Lebanon ceasefire include Israel staying the fuck out of Lebanon and giving up their territorial ambition to create Greater Israel? No, that would be ridiculous? Then the war's not over.

Jesus wanted to call it Shitty Friday, but no one ever listens to him.

I should call her.

Exactly one year ago today:

"Hershaw...is currently being kept in hospital for observation to see if getting hit with the endorsement will cause him to become a big, stupid, fucking loser."

Diet Coke, the cancer mutilizator. It's got what plants don't crave.

It's likely that Trump, whose life has been founded on selfishness and greed, is incapable of understanding taarof, the Iranian social system of politeness and generosity, but you should, as it is "one of the most fundamental things to understand about Iranian culture." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taarof

I’m seeing a lot of people complaining that trump started a fire in the middle east and now wants to run away as the global economy is under threat. YES! GOOD! That’s the best option at this point. All the other options amount to throwing gasoline on the fire. Taking an L is sometimes the only W.

Man with his dog flees from bombs in Tehran. (Photo by Pooria Hatami)

This report by @paulcollins.bsky.social in @thebeliever.net is a sad but startling wonder, simultaneously a work of muckraking—the overlooked problem of “bin death” & what can be done—& brilliantly made documentary art. www.thebeliever.net/the-death-of...

A senior Iranian official told Al Jazeera on Sunday that Iran was not responsible for and was not behind missile attacks on the Diego Garcia military base in the Indian Ocean, Anadolu reports. www.middleeastmonitor.com/20260321-ira...

Or whoever gavels his impeachment conviction @democrats.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social

Trump does not think strategically, historically, geographically, or even rationally. He does not connect actions he takes on one day to events that occur weeks later. Allied leaders know that if they help him in the Gulf, he won't be grateful, or even remember www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Reza Pahlavi visits Donald Trump disguised as the ghost of Jimmy Carter: Donald! DONALD! Free me from my chains! You must reinstall the Iranian monarchy!

was not expecting this from Glenn Beck’s interview with A.I. George Washington

I think about this a lot these days. A Brief Disagreement by Steve Cutts m.youtube.com/watch?v=9x7F...

Downed US airman in Iraq is being hunted by tribal groups. "The speed with which armed groups and tribal networks activated across Basra underscores the particular danger American pilots face in southern Iraq, a region saturated with Iran-aligned paramilitary infrastructure."

After getting his arm broken by Tim Sheehy, Iraq War veteran Brian McGinnis is being charged with assaulting police officers and resisting arrest. www.khqa.com/news/local/i...

A lot of leftists would rather vote for a centrist than face that all of your tattoos are kind of dumb.

i have become the de facto owner of my local coffee shop by spitting in every cup of coffee

Promotional spot on NBC: "Are we really in America's Golden Age? Sunday morning at 7." Golden years, you mean?

Whenever people on the Left bitch about the MSM, it reminds me of how during the 2016 election, there was a Michael Smith on Twitter whose account was @msm. Every day hundreds of unhinged magas would address their rage tweets to him, as if the "mainstream media" was one org with a Twitter account.

The US and Israel have, in fact, begun an illegal war with Iran. The US lured Iran into talks and seemingly reached an agreement that Iran would end its uranium enrichment. As of 8:00 AM, Israel and the US launched a surprise attack on Iran with the intent of assassinating its leadership

The war with Iran has started; Israel fired the first shot and has now declared a state of emergency while it braces it self for a return fire. The US is also expected to join the war if it hasn’t already.

Israel has begun its attacks on Iran, striking several buildings in Tehran.

BREAKING: Israel has launched a “preventative” attack against Iran, as witnesses say they have heard explosions in Iran’s capital, Tehran, according to the Reuters news agency.

I'll never forgive Biden for not siccing SEAL Team 6 on Trump the second the Supreme Court gave him permission to do it.

Really don't understand how this isn't a bigger scandal. This is conspiracy to commit federal witness tampering (and likely witness murder) for the purpose of covering up a foreign government's deal with organized crime, a deal that has been affirmed by the DOJ.

Pakistan warplanes bomb Kabul; Islamabad declares ‘open war’ on Afghanistan https://aje.news/aozifo

Great piece by Cory Doctorow: "...the billions that Amazon steals from American buyers and sellers are the source of the millions that Bezos uses to support Trump’s fascist takeover of America. Without billionaires... fascism would still be a fringe movement."

Burn it all down

teeth, eyeballs, ears, all the luxury add-ons of the human body

Can it go to the gym for me too?

The other ‘lizard people’: Why the Epstein Files are shattering global theory by Dr Ramzy Baroud

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Re: blowing up Venezuelan boats "We very seriously damaged their fishing industry also. Nobody wants to go fishing anymore." Is that a confession?

He got the Democrats good there regarding Marco Rubio.

Incredible shot of Rep. Al Green holding up a "BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T APES!" sign with Trump in the foreground from photographer Kenny Holston (Getty)

Can't have any facts in the Chamber of Lies.

Women's hockey is about to experience a boom in popularity thanks to these schmucks.

Free advice: Clapping when you know you're being lied to makes you look like an idiot.

This is the real reason Republicans want to ban abortion and contraception. The religious reasons are nonsense they use to help sell it to the rubes, as they usually are. tennesseelookout.com/briefs/as-tn...

Mark on Fox News Wayne on Newsmax

These are the 12 Democratic senators who helped put Aileen Cannon on the bench to be a fixer for Trump. Some are now retired. One is dead. Manchin finally stopped pretending to be a Democrat and left the party. Tom Carper (DE) - retired Chris Coons (DE) Catherine Cortez Masto (NV)